Smartassss
Smartassss
Apr 2014
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Catholic Dog

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?'

Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no telling what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature.'

Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?'

Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic?

doh doh
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Smartassss
SmartassssOP●Jakarta, Indonesia
Apr 10, 2014●102 Blogs●2,184 Comments
#1
Hi NON... glad you drop the line on my blog..
have a nice day dear..wave
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jarred1
jarred1●eindhoven, North Brabant Netherlands
Apr 10, 2014●2,426 Blogs●2,041 Comments
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i like pitbulls cheers
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MADDOG69
MADDOG69●Dublin, Ireland
Apr 10, 2014●1 Blogs●637 Comments
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laugh laugh
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Angelpepper
Angelpepper●Glen Ellyn, Illinois USA
Apr 10, 2014●9 Blogs●10,202 Comments
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uh oh Oh,SmartAssGirl: I wasnt expecting that!
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Smartassss
SmartassssOP●Jakarta, Indonesia
Apr 10, 2014●102 Blogs●2,184 Comments
#5
Hi Jarred1, I dont like a dog...

dunno
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Smartassss
SmartassssOP●Jakarta, Indonesia
Apr 10, 2014●102 Blogs●2,184 Comments
#6
@Maddog... Let me accompany you laughing
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
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Smartassss
SmartassssOP●Jakarta, Indonesia
Apr 10, 2014●102 Blogs●2,184 Comments
#7
Hi Angel, does your expectation is same with NON ?
What was that? confused
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Angelpepper
Angelpepper●Glen Ellyn, Illinois USA
Apr 10, 2014●9 Blogs●10,202 Comments
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wave SmartAssgirl: It was my comment to you. . . .duh! barf
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loulou77
loulou77●Vancouver, British Columbia Canada
Apr 10, 2014●71 Blogs●5,968 Comments
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Good one!!!wine
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Smartassss
SmartassssOP●Jakarta, Indonesia
Apr 10, 2014●102 Blogs●2,184 Comments
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hello Loulou.. thanks for dropped by head banger
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Smartassss
SmartassssOP●Jakarta, Indonesia
Apr 10, 2014●102 Blogs●2,184 Comments
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Well ... I dont know Enigma, I just afraid... who knows.. dunno
different person, different opinion, and different interpretation
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Angelpepper
Angelpepper●Glen Ellyn, Illinois USA
Apr 10, 2014●9 Blogs●10,202 Comments
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wave SmartAssg.: . . . ummm!
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Smartassss
SmartassssOP●Jakarta, Indonesia
Apr 10, 2014●102 Blogs●2,184 Comments
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My Angelllll... aaahhhh.. teddybear
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fotinia0737
fotinia0737●Portimao, Faro Portugal
Apr 10, 2014●21 Blogs●2,583 Comments
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doh

Father Patrick ... Father Patrick ... resourceful PRIEST...

Hi all kiss
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ChristinDew
ChristinDew●Toronto, Ontario Canada
Apr 10, 2014●64 Blogs●739 Comments
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rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Smartassss
SmartassssOP●Jakarta, Indonesia
Apr 10, 2014●102 Blogs●2,184 Comments
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hi Fotinia... I think the problem in my eyes, I cant see you clear.. cool

Hi Dewiwave comblos apa neehhhh.... PAN yaa ?
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lindsyjonesonline today!
lindsyjones●unknown, California USA
Apr 10, 2014●383 Blogs●11,670 Comments
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rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheers cheers wine wine yay yay yay rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

What a twist E. I dint me expicted ida...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Angelpepper
Angelpepper●Glen Ellyn, Illinois USA
Apr 10, 2014●9 Blogs●10,202 Comments
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wave @Fotina: Will you cut that light off!?
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calmheartseeks
calmheartseeks●Somewhere, California USA
Apr 10, 2014●6 Blogs●1,531 Comments
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If you replaced Catholic priest with a pastor from another denomination, the result would be the same. And being Muldon is obviously Irish, he would be Catholic... laugh
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ChristinDew
ChristinDew●Toronto, Ontario Canada
Apr 10, 2014●64 Blogs●739 Comments
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Smarty, gak nyoblos apa2, sudah gak percaya sama siapapun, ntar mudah2-an masih sempat ikutan pilpres... Kalo itu, diusahain deh pasti ikutt... Hehehehe.... Mo hijrah ke negeri es.. Semoga kl lancar semuanya.. Doain yaaa....hug
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MrRick77
MrRick77●Webster, New York USA
Apr 10, 2014●8 Comments
#21
HA HA Stealing !!
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Catfoot
Catfoot●Around here, Western Cape South Africa
Apr 10, 2014●616 Blogs●16,678 Comments
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rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
That donation may even see the dog halfway to heaven.laugh
wine hug wave
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zmountainmanonline now!
zmountainman●Motril, Andalusia Spain
Apr 10, 2014●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments
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laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh
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