Religious stuff

Three spiritual leaders gathered for a meeting a Rabbi, A priest and an Imam, the meeting went well, they compared their different traditions and then the question arose as to how they were paid for their services..

Each listened and told in turn how the finances were taken care of....
The Priest said " well we have a collection after the
church-service, a plate is sent round the congregation and those who wish to contribute do so, its then sent to the main office and we get a percentage back each week.

the Imam and the Rabbi listened and then the Iman spoke

In our following we dont regard money so highly, yet we do acknowledge that expenses have to be covered so we receive a certain amount from the leaders from collection at various gatherings, at our Mosques
The priest and Rabbi listened carefully to this
Then the Rabbi spoke...
Well said the Rabbi after the meeting in the temple we pass a large plastic bucket around those who attended all are obliged to make a minimum contribution, then after the people have left my helper and I take the bucket now filled with money outside, we tip the money into a large blanket then each take the blanket and cast the collection up to god, what he wants us to receive he sends back to earth!
Taken from the Late GREAT Dave Allen R.I.P dave