Gender of objects

*Ziploc Bags Are Female becuase they hold everything in but you can see right through them. *Photocopiers are Female,because once turned off,it takes a while to warm them up again. *Hammers are Male Because they haven't changed much over the last 5000years but they are handy to have around. *Hot-Air Ballons are Male'because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it. *Trains are Male,because they use the same old lines to pick people up. *Hourglasses are Females,because over time the weight can shift to the bottom. *Tyres are Males,because they go bald and they're often over-inflated
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