lol
A man went to the doctor one and and said "doc, I got a problem, every time I have sex with my wife, I always finish too quickly and its causing strain on our marriage". The doctor said "well what you need to do is when you feel your about to finish, you need a distraction, say a loud noise". The man said "gotcha" and left the office.A week later, he is back at the doctor again, the doctor asked him how did things go. He replied "well doc, on my way home from your office last week, I stopped in the sporting goods store and got a starter pistol so I could just shoot it off when I felt I was going to finish. That night, my wife and I was 69'ing and when I was about to finish I shot off the pistol."
"My wife shit in my face, bit of my c*ck, and the neighbor jumped out of the closet saying don't shoot me please".
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