"A BETTER PLACE"

"I Just Got The Blue Prints In Yesterday"And The Parts Needed To Assemble This Space Ship... Just Arrived Today
It Will Be 40 Feet High And 15 Feet Wide(With All The Accomadations Of Home)
It Will Take About 2 Weeks To Assemble..And Shall Have Only Enough Room For One Person(And All That They Can Take With Them
As It Is Designed With You In Mind
(Just Like That Old Time Commercial)
It Is Being Designed For That Special Person(And Its Not me)
This Special Person Will Even Be Allowed To Pick The Planet Of Their Choice(Must Be Uninhabited)
This Space Ship Will Blast Off The Morning Of November 10th 2016 From Cape Canaveral Florida
On November 9th...You Will Receive A Plane Ticket That Will Bring You To Cape Canaveral Florida
There You Will Receive Accomodations In A Hotel
And On The Morning Of November 10th...At 0800..A Taxi Will Arrive... And Take You To The Launching Pad
There...I Will Be ...To Greet You...And To Carry Your Bags And Baggage Into The Space Ship
I Will Help You Into Your Space Suit...Secure You To Your Seat..And Bid You Goodby... As I Secure And Seal The Door
I Have Also Arranged To Holler Out The Count Down On The Loud Speaker..(And I Get To Press The "Lift Off" Button!!)
Once Youve Reached The "Outer Limits"...A Message Will Be Sent Informing You That The Ship Is Programmed For a One Way Trip(You Cant Come Back)(That Will Be Shocking News For You)
Upon Touchdown On This Uninhabited Planet...The Ship Will Automatically Start A 1 Hour Countdown..Upon Reaching Zero...It Will Self Explode
So Please...Hurry Up .....And Get All Of Your Stuff Out
If You Want Advice
Please Remain Inside Till The Countdown Reaches "Zero"
For...At That Moment... The Universe Shall Become
"A Better Place"
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The Recepient Of This Fantastic "One Way Trip For One"
Will Be Announced On November 9th 2016..............detective
How many of these to un inhabitable planets. Who decides?
Only One person Will Leave Planet Earth On November 10th Snooky
And That Person Shall Decide Which Uninhabited Planet They Want As Theeir destination
Seeing Im Paying For The whole show
Ill Decide Who Is going
Actually...I Already Have...............transport
.....................................................detective
I wouldn't mind going if it was for real.I wonder if there would be any cliques up there.giggle
R u doing it under police surveillance as no one will do it voluntarily
That's one way of getting rid of someone u hate and it must be very much as ur paying as well
Are You Saying Cincy
That If You Stayed Inside The Spaceship... Upon Touchdown
When It Blows Up
Youd be Making The Universe a better Place?
...............transport ................detective
Actually Snooky
The Organisation(Making The Universe A Better Place)
Is helping Out On This One\
I Dont Hate This person
Just helping To Make The Universe a Better Place
.................transport ..............detective
Leony
Yes
This Lucky recipient Will be sent Out
Way Out Into
"The Outer Limits"transport ...............detective
how do win and you have to promise now is this really real.....and what grade of materials are you useing to build this space ship is everthing up to Spec.....dunno....will the person be safe.......handshake
Thats "Top Secret" Leony
If I Told You
Id Have To Kill You............transport ............detective
Don't think it will help, they'll just temporarily replace this man\woman and you'll have to go through it all again doh laugh
what i want to know is.....is there an in-flight meal provided....professor.....and what film will you be showing......handshake
Cincy
This trip Is To Make The Universe A Batter Place
Obviously
Its Not You Who Ive Picked To Take This Voyage......transport
..........................detective
Food Will Be provided leony
And The Movie presentation Will Be

"From Here To Eternity".......transport .....detective
I Know Zman(Godfather)
But We Have To Start Somewhere........transport
...........................detective
If it's the woman will there be room in the ship for the "stolen" furniture dunno and if the man won't all that hairspray be a fire hazard confused
Zman
Then It Shall Speed Up And Hasten The Ineveitable
For The poor Unfortunate One..........transport
.........................detective
It's really good to know that it isn't me.Wipes sweat off brow.

I can think of a few people I wouldn't mind sending to a plant of their choice for real.

Only thing is if it were to blow "S" would be scattered every where and maybe come back to earth.Now that would be scary.laugh
Cincy

Maybe You Can Build Your own "Space Ship"
For The Person Of Your Choice?
It Could be a
"Double Lift Off"........transport .............detective
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if i win can I bring her she rides dragon's......cheering
Leony
Please Read What I Wrote Again

If You Were To "Win".... As You Say
You Would Lose.........transport
........................................detective
well if you can't make room for me and my Dragon lady I'm out.........scold.......laugh
Theres Only room For A solitary Person leony
And no Room For Dragons
As The Line In The Movie Goes

"There Can Only Be One"....transport .........detective
if I sent you €5,000 euro by western union could you build an extra seat for a woman because I have plans nam big plans.......cheering
This is Taking a Strange Road Now
What Planet Would You And This "Woman"
Be Wanting To Go To?.......transport ..........detective
I Do Not Accept The "Naira" As Usable currency
...........transport ................detective
well we where thinking mars and then Pluto but I have my heart set on the sun......cheering...but it's to hot she siad so we're going with mars.......yay
you know what Dragon mother's are like.....roll eyes
Now Pluto Is Not a Bad Place To Go
Ive been There Two Times Now
Ive Met With The "Grand Wizard"Of Pluto
Me And The "Grand Wizard" Go Back A Couple Of Years Now

I Could Give You a recomendation
And An Audience With The
"Grand Wizard"

For A Price..................transport .............detective
but I am a man of very little means all I could offer you would be my hands to work the death off.......i am good at lifting things.....and painting houses...handshake
What Happened To The
5000 Euros?.................transport ..........detective
Leo, you stand a chance mate, over $60 million has gone into one candidate alone just for the chance of this one off trip on Spaceship One professor beer
Leo, sorry that should have said "don't" stand a chance doh must remember to read what I type laugh
Nam After getting my brain cells back in order I doubt very much if blasting only one person into another world so to speak is going to make that much of a difference and the world a better place.

It's not the world it's self which has changed but the generation of generations who changed.
I sense political undertones... detective
No Political Tones here

But I Must Say

Youre within The Window Of viewing Diova........transport
......................detective
I am with CC on that one. How can you make the world a better by only sending ONE person? confused

Besides, so far, only the good ones have applied - and then they will be exterminated? I can´t see any logic in this at all. doh
Id One removes One Bee from A Swarm of Bees That Are Stinging
How Minute That Might be
Its An Improvement.........transport .....detective
Nam

Mmm... I think a presidential suite is awaiting the chosen one... snowed in
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