"NO WHERE TO RUN"
There Was No Where To Run Ill Tell Ya.......But When Thats Where You Are Living..You Have To Do Something... If You Dont Want To Go Sit In Your Explorer Somewhere... And Have To Keep Calling To See If Its Safe To Come BackAnd It Seems His Bride To Be Dropped A "Blood Pressure" Pill On The Floor
And My Sons Favorite Cat.."Captain"... Didnt Waste Time And He Ate The Damned Thing
Now..My Son... Thinking Captain Was Going To Die...Went Crazy Calling Her All Kinds Of Names(Im Sure The Neighbors Could Hear Him)
(And The Name Calling And All That Stuff Is Not Even Half As Bad As Some Of The Stuff That Goes On In This World)
And Im Sure The Names Werent Meant For Real
Anyway
It Ended Up Hes In One Room..Still Yelling...And Shes In The Other Room
I Opened Her Door Of The Room She Was In...And There She Was...Sitting On The Bed...Crying
I Hate Being Caught In The Middle Of Peoples "Mish Mosh"
In The End..I Soothed Everybody And "Captain" Seemed To Be Alright
The Next Day ....After Everything Was Over...(Captain Was Still Being Captain)...And They Were All "Lovey Dovey" Once Again
Guess What I Found Under A Newspaper On The Floor... In The Same Room Where This Disaster Took Place?
Yep..The Damned "Blood Pressure Pill!!"
"One Day...Ill Be Free Of All This Crap"
Sorry..This Blog Is Not About Sex
Youll Have To Go Elsewhere For That
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I Wrote This More Like a Comedy Than The drama It Produced
Life...When We Look Back At It Later On In Life
Becomes Funny..................................
What did You Do There Oney?................
As Old Age Starts Settles In
We Seem To Get Just A Little More Desperate
Maybe Thats Part Of The Reason We Do These Things
But Then
There Are Those Who Know Exactly What Theyre Doing
And Its Because....Thats Who They Are...............
That Some People Can Lose Their Cool
And Its Also Cool
When Someone Can Keep Their Cool........................
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Im Not Rich Either
I Drive A 1996 Ford Explorer .............
On A Different Matter
Ive Known You For at Least Three Years Now
And I Was Wondering
When Ta hell Are We Going To Be Able To See The Real
.............."ONEY"????????????????
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And I Say To Myself As I Stream Throygh The "Gallery"
For Christs Sakes!!
Dont They Even Look At The Picture They Took?!
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Seems Your always chasing Someone Out of A Store With Your Cane raised ............................
I Must Wonder Why You Are Still Single?
With Your "Loveable" Attitude And All
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but people don t see that, they think of the worst case scenerios ,
But I have to look at the bright side, it could be a lot worse.
Its Too Bad That Your In Canada
Or
Im In The U S A
Id Like To Have a few drinks with You Buddy
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And I d love to be able to have a drink with you, A good Canadian Beer, or whiskey, (okay, I m a bit of a Smart a**)
Either You..... Or Me
Hits The Lottery
Then?
Itll Be
Off To The Races!!.......................
Oh yes I play the lottery, heres to wishful thinking