WRITING - Blank Screen Syndrome
Blank Screen Syndrome (now 'officially' known as BSS - I am determined to leave a legacy of some kind) is a terrible affliction and can affect anybody at any time in their writing career.You sit, staring at the monitor, finding excuses to do anything other than the task at hand - writing. The monitor stares back at you. Devouring you slowly in a subtle, unnoticed fashion. At first, it gently mocks you. "See me?" it says. "I'm going to remain blank for the whole afternoon, and there is nothing you can do."
You may disagree. You may decide to prove it wrong by typing 'asdasdasd' on the top line. But it knows that, after a few minutes, you'll be slowly backspacing that literary placebo into non-existence. Asdasdasd is simply the homeopathy of the writing world.
Your BSS grows as the monitor whispers in your ear. taking control of, and augmenting the writing demons you already carried inside you.
"Look to your right. Do you see how fine the weather is?"
"Your phone hasn't pinged, but check it again."
"Why don't you get up and lean on the back of the chair for a few seconds. Stare at me from a distance. That will bring you inspiration, we promise!"
You listen to the lies and allow the screen to eat you up further. Without you realising, it is dehydrating you, sucking out the water from your body through your already heavy retinas. If you listen carefully, you can faintly hear the sound of slurping above the tiny whine of your laptop's cooling fan.
Once it is had its fill, the screen will start to eat the things around you. It is particularly fond of time. Moment by moment it will gorge on your time, slurping up seconds, munching on minutes, consuming the precious hours that you had set aside for your 2,000 daily words and leaving you tired, drawn and irritable, without a single key, stroked.
There are solutions to combating BSS. Methods that will enable you to fight this curse. The simplest one? Just write something. ANYTHING!
"Kat knew she was tired. The bags under her eyes felt heavier than the four, overstuffed plastic sacks
that she hauled slowly to the bus station."
It may not be good. It may sound like a rejected line from a questionable 1950s detective novel, and you will certainly amend, or even delete it later, but now you have a seed.
What did Kat buy? Has she just come from work or is it the weekend? Morning or evening? Does she love shopping or is it a necessary chore? Did she buy for a family? Her cats? Or does she live alone and has stocked up on chocolate, cheap ice cream and ready meals? Why is she using public transport and not her own car? Are they even bags of food?
Aha! Look at paths that you can now take in order to turn that searing blank screen into a four-percent coverage of black pixels. You have direction, some back-story, a location for the main protagonist. In short, you have won - banished those writing demons
For now...
Comments (25)
I have like two mountainous piles of washed laundry waiting to be dried at the clothes line while the sun is still shining brightly.
Just like you, I stared at them and also finding feeble excuses to do anything except to dry them outside!
I snapped at him, " Why, why don't you turn it inside out and wear it again?!? "
And then back-to-front! Four days without washing...
The ultimate test is to throw them against the wall - If they don't stick, they're good for another day...
Hmmm......why do I have a feeling that my son would disown me if I suggested that?!?!?
My poor boy! Already he has got a terrible + horrible + miserable cook for a Mom and now this!!
He can't be wearing red when the rest of his team wear white, can he?
See ya later
I'm home!!
I forgot the milk,you need to get it.....
She announced from the bottom of the stairs
All she had to get was the milk!
ALL the work?
@Red
6 hour trip from Yerevan to Tbilisi that starts in about 30 minutes. At least I have a driver and can doze....
Sit in front of a computer, coffee to hand, and mind goes blank.
Stand in the boarding queue at the airport, and brain is buzzing with ideas falling over each other, crowding and elbowing and pushing and all of them solid gold which must be written down NOW
I will have to start hating you. Just so I can lubz you from the beginning again.
That was so niiiice!
It's always a crazy slalom of a journey made up of winding roads and dodging potholes.
I have a few old blog posts from my site but will also mix them with some new wet stuff as I find the time.
I keep paper and pen by my bed too in case inspiration strikes, so much better than stumbling round trying to find them or leaving a message on the mirror in eyebrow pencil at 3 in the morning.
This way, I don't actually even turn on the light, just jot a note and go back to sleep
and then comes the morning and that 'what the HELL?' moment
I repeat the sentence or joke 1000 times until there is no way I can forget it.
In the morning..... it's gone