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A recent expedition in the holy land, archaeologists found the painting shown here below in a cave. Without bothering to date the painting properly, they photographed it and sealed the cave again. After a few months they called a press conference, with an enlargement of the cave photograph on display. The hall was filled to capacity.


"We have learned a lot about these people”, the professor started off pointing to the chicken. “These people bred poultry to feed them.”

When the applause ended he pointed to the donkey and said: “They also harnessed animals to help them.”

Plenty more applause before he pointed at the shovel and continued: “And they used tools to till the earth.”

Even more applause followed and he pointed to the fish and said: “These people also supplemented their diet with fish.”

The applause lasted even longer and he concluded: “This was a religious sect; probably Hebrew.”

The professor received a standing ovation for several minutes and when it ended somebody shouted from the back of the hall:” You are all fools!”

The hall went very quiet and an old man stood up in the back row. “Don’t you know,” he said with a strong Jewish accent, “Hebrew is read from right to left.”

“The painting reads: ‘Holy Mackerel! Dig the áss on that chick!’”

North Korean KPA Last Victory Song when they beat USA 2013 LOL

They already beat everybody with the victory song





Kim Jong Un for World Leader

To all my friends who enjoy a glass of wine…
And those who are always seen with a bottle of purified water in their hand.

As I always say:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
but in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilogram of Escherichia Coli – that is the bacteria that we find in shit. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilogram of shit per year.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine, beer, tequila, rum, whiskey or any other alcoholic beverage, because alcohol has to go through a purification process including, but not limited to, boiling, filtering, evaporation, distillation and fermenting.

Remember then:
Water is Shit.
Wine is Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk a little shit,
than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service in the interest of a cleaner and healthier lifestyle.

You might get much more, or perhaps something totally different than what you originally thought.





I remember once asking for a large piece of cake at a wedding.
It looked REALLY good , but it tasted HORRIBLE !

Perhaps you recall asking for something and getting surprised with something that you totally did not anticipate.