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Whatever timed event you have coming up
Chances are I have already done it


Happy new year
1 and all

how much you loved
how much you lived
and
how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you!

good day fellas!

I Know That What I Am About To Say...Will Surely Be In Vain..But I Must Say It Anyway
Do We Really Have To Go Through All Those Blogs That Will Be About
"New Years Resolutions" Again?

Each Year Its The Same Ole Crap

People Saying..... Theyre Going To Lose Weight

People Saying..... Theyre Going To Quit Smoking

And On And On And On

Why Not Write What Youre Not Going To Change
"For A Change?"

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Showing himself to be a compassionate man of the people who cares deeply about the plight of the downtrodden, Senator Bernie Sanders selflessly offered a stack of bills to a homeless man on the street Monday after fishing the money out of a purse sitting next to a woman on a park bench.



Sanders had been crouched in shrubbery that lined the street, on the prowl for people who looked like they had too much money when he leaped out to steal the wallet from the purse of the woman. “He was surprisingly sneaky for a 76-year-old guy,” said one onlooker.

The Vermont senator was reportedly thinking of saving the money for himself.

But just then, he saw a homeless man sitting nearby, begging for money. Moved by the pathetic sight of the man’s disheveled appearance, Sanders found it in his heart to commit a random act of kindness, digging through the wallet until he was able to find several $20 bills and slipping them into the man’s hand.

“It’s not theft—it’s redistribution,” he told reporters later. “I was simply benefiting one citizen at the expense of another—doing what any old citizen couldn’t do without committing a crime. But it’s different because I’m the government, see?”

At publishing time, the Senator was seen pocketing the rest of the money.

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The Way Things Are Going................. In The Political Arena?...................It Looks Like The Demoncrats ............Are Going To Try And Pull A ........"Fast One"................Now They're Talking About Not Having Any Debates At All.........And?...They Want The Voting To Be By Mail...I Can Well Believe Why Too
Because Ole Joe Biden?...If He Even Opens Up His Mouth?
It'll Be All Over
"This Is A Coup In Progress...Believe It
This Is Not How Our System Works....And If It Is Allowed?.....Then The Whole Country Has Gone Mad

The Mail In Voting Will Be Filled With Fraud

Where Is The Supreme Court On This?
Don't They Have a Say In This Madness?

If It Is Allowed That There Will Be No Debates
And There Will Be Mail In Voting?

My Guns Are Locked And Loaded For What's To Come

He/She....Layed Themselves Down............................... On The Doctors Comfortable Couch........And Proceeded To Lay It All Out..................................................................... As The Doctor Wrote It All Down In His Notes................"They Are All Around Me.......................................Pretending To Be What They Are Not......................Wishing That They Could Be................But Knowing They Can Never Be..........................So.................Because Their Lives Are Intorerable...............They Re Invent Themselves To Be Whatever They Want
They Wish They Could Become Like That Person
But Because They Know They Cannot?......They Hate That Person
And Then?....This Person Becomes Their Object Of Attack

"No...........I Will Not Bend To Their Ways
I.....Will Not Tolerate A Single Lie
With Me?......You Get One Shot...And One Shot Only"

"Id Prefer To Become A Loner
Than To Associate With Two...Three ...Or Four Faced People
Like People Who Say One Thing To You......And Then?...Do The Opposite The Very Next Day"

"I Tried My Best Doc....To Be Fair With These Kinds Of People.....But.....I Must Set My Limits With No Matter Who It Is.............."They Seem To Want Me To Be As They Are..........Thats Not Going To Happen



"Even A Minority Of One.....Can Be Right Doc..........Am I Right?"

Then The Doctor Asked The Person On The Couch This Question

"Why Did You Come Here To See Me?"
"It Is Those People You Speak About...That Should Be Here"

The Biggest Mystery Yet............................... In This Century... Has Emerged.................................. And Shown Its Real Face............How Will This Play Out.................................. In The World of Politics?.......All Facts Seem To Lead Us to A Mafia Style Type Hit

Mr Jamal Khashoggi ...An Out Spoken Critic Of Saudi Arabia...And...A Saudi Journalist...Working In The United States
Waks Into The Saudi Consulate In Istanbul Turkey... To Obtain A Document Verifying He Is Divorced"
His Fiancee Waits Outside The Gates For Him

But He Never Comes Out
The Consulate Claims Their Security Cameras Are.......... Live Stream
Therefore....... There Are No Recordings

The Consulate Claims He Left Via The Back Door
The Back Door?!!!

It Seems Mr Khashoggi Will Be Joining The List Of The Missing...... Along With Amelia Earhart

It Will Be Interesting To See How This One Unfolds

I Dont Know About What You People May Think On This Subject..And To Be Honest... And Straight Forward...I Really Dont Care..Its Up To You If you Want To Comment Or Not
Makes No Never Mind To Me
But
It Only Takes One Time For Me To Get Burned
Theres No Way In Hell..That Ill Be Around For The Second Time
Whether Theres A Sorry Coming At Me ...(With All The Body Language Thrown In For Good Measure)

What One Does To You The First Time?
(Is The Hardest Thing For Them To Do)

The Possible Second Time?
(Is A Whole Lot Easier For Them To Do)

All I Can Say To These Kinds Of People Is

"You Blew It"




"Saying Im Sorry"
"Is A Bunch Of Crap"

Yeah.........I Thought .....................It Would Be.................................................. Just Another Day At The Water Fall
But Im Sure................................ That By Now...........................You Are Saying To Yourself................That It Wasnt
Well....For Once?
You Are Right