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You can sky dive without a parachute . . . . But only once.

About 25 years ago, one of my younger friends had to have a testicle removed. He was very worried as he had no children yet and very dearly wanted some. I told him that he only needed one testicle and that the second was only a back up.

The surgeon told him that in order to keep his balance in check, he was going to replace the testicle with a wooden ball. My friend raised his fears about not being able to have children and the quack told him that he had nothing to worry about; the wooden ball was brand new Italian technology and would enable him to father children, even if his remaining testicle also went bad.

The operation went well, but the wooden testicle gave him problems. It drifted on the water when he sat in the bath.

Some months later, his only remaining testicle also went bad and had to be removed as well. My friend went crazy with worries. And he told the surgeon that the implanted wooden ball drifts on the water when he baths.

Once again, the surgeon assured him that all would be fine. He said that by using the latest American technology, he would replace his only remaining testicle with a steel ball. This, the surgeon said, will offset the drifting wooden ball and will also produce sperm. He therefore had nothing to worry about. He would have two artificial testicles, both able of producing sperm.

At that stage we lost contact and I did not see him again until this weekend.

Remembering his concerns about fathering children, I asked him about it. With a broad smile he told me that he fathered twin sons about 5 years later. “Here they come now”, he exclaimed. “The one with the long nose is Pinocchio and the one with the flat face is Robocop”.


Have a great week, all of you.

You got to watch out for the pieces of road in the potholes

Blogland is throwing a party, bloggers are not allowed to bring any outsiders…and everyone has to contribute. You all have responsibilities::uhoh:

Bar full of drinks, Molly, Butterfly and Seagrit are in charge.

Lots of desserts: DC

Gambling Table : Johnny

Live Bands and Music : Nozeal, Track and Robby are in-charge

Barbeque: Ken

Food and Memorabilias : CC, Sista and Angel

Story Teller: Robert

Fortune Teller and Astrology : Gypsy, Daniela , Tepid and Semsu

Transportation,: Mic and Nam

Male Entertainers: Ian , Blue, Robby , Diece , Scotty , Daears,
Rocking and CrownAffair

Female entertainers and dancers…Cal, Ish, Free, Shane, Georgie, BB , Seri and the newbies Annlee and others

Security : Cap Nemo, Bespoke, GentleJim, Zman,Dedo, Loveranger, Pat, IBA, IATO, Twazzle , RCM, Timotie and MAP

Publicity : Elegsabiff is in charge

Medics : Nurse Loulou and NotaDoc

Usherettes: Kal, Ekself, Usha, Unlao, Kittyjoy, DutchF, Diova, Tatami, 2B, Pieceacke, Laucymaud

We will honor the respectable Old members…they will be sitting in a special round table and will be given the CS Loyalty Awards : Pedal, Solamente, Redex, LJ,Nam, Wen, Sands, Itchy, Kenaux, LouLou, Capricorn, Angel, BC, Zman, Jimnastic, MicLee, Bungalow, Catfoot, Lukeon, Hans , Viking, Avias, CC , Calliops, Raven, RaptureCapture, GG and few others.

Those who are in need of absolution and communion, Keys will be in the mini chapel behind the bar.

Those who are not mentioned are also required to attend

Snook will take care of the live streaming of the party

Emcee: Robert and Usha

No one is going home alone and empty-handed…We are going to crown our Lovers Of The Night ( age gap no more than 20 years ) so feel free to cast your vote:

Dress Code: 70S to 80s, post a pic for approval…

Venue… open to suggestions

If I’m to run this party, it’s going to be a wild one…so it’s best if we all do this together…post your ideas and suggestions and let the fun begin

PS: For those who were wondering what I was talking about not being able to post any comment...here they go again...they stopped me from commenting last night so Scotty had the last word...this is not unusual for me and I'll be able to post comment and join the party later. Meanwhile, Mic make sure everyone arrives on time

Two generations stayed up late watching Johnny Carson host of the Tonight Show.
I remember friends repeating some of the funny things he said. If you know the show, his side kick and co-host Ed McMahon would often lead Johnny into something funny.
For example:
Johnny would say "It was really hot today"
Ed would comment "How hot was it Johnny"
Carson would come back with "It was so hot, I saw a bird cooking a worm on the sidewalk"
Typically, there would be a rimshot from the band's drummer signifying a joke!

Some of the people he interviewed said funny things and they both would laugh to tears.
That's the way it was with Johnny.

There was a blooper when he interviewed the wife of famous pro-golfer Jack Nicklaus. He asked her if she did anything to give him good luck before an important match. She replied "I kiss his balls" Realizing what she had said, she corrected herself by saying "his golf balls" but that was too late as Johnny had the comeback "I bet that made his putter rise to the occasion" totally embarrassed, she left the stage.

I didn't get to see it, but another memorable moment was when Zsa Zsa Gabor was on the show. She was sitting in the chair with a cat on her lap. When she asked Johnny if he wanted to pet her p*ssy he said...


It was brought up years later by Jane Fonda.

You know. The life or death issues like;

How many times an obese person needs to flush a toilet if they overeat on KFC & McDonalds

or

How the new light bulbs make you look off color when you spray your face with spray-on tan products

or

How we can make the middle class and poor pay a greater share of the taxes instead of the rich

or

Which brand of beans we should buy

or

Who stole something that wasn't stolen.


I just don't know how these crucial subjects somehow just disappeared without anyone putting most of their time focused on them.

I have just one word for beautiful women with questionable morals, poor decision making skills, and a high sex drive . . . . .







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A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him on the head with a frying pan. 'What was that for?' the man asked. The wife replied, 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your trouser pocket'. The man then said 'When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on.' The wife apologized and went on with the housework. Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit him again. Wife replied.. 'Your horse ... phoned'

A man was complaining to a friend, "I had it all - money, a magnificent house, a fast car, the love of a beautiful woman... then, poof! It was all gone!" "What happened?" asked the friend.

"My wife found out..."

Once again, another crime by Donald J. Trump was revealed from 1997. Trump back in 1997 had once tore off a mattress tag.