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I just cut myself peeling an apple.

This never would have happened with dough nuts!

They say if you pee in a dream, you pee in real life. That has never been true for me and neither was taking a dump. I found out last night however that there is something that if you do it in a dream, you do it in real life. In the interest of decency, I won't say what it was but I will say that it required a change of underwear when I woke up

A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by a low scratching noise, as if something was rubbing against a piece of paper. She collars a passing native and asks what the scratching sound is. The local person replies, "Oh, that is Beethoven. He's decomposing."

Are men really shallow..?

In a recent post one voluptuous lady from jamaica said that men are shallow coz they look at the cleavage..one even said that if you show your cleavage it has benefits but attracts the nutters.

Ok so let me get this straight..you're over 50, saggy puppies, and think a nice set of chuffties may attract the opposite sex.

So if that's the case why is it women that say this, go and get a boob job, to whose benefit is it ..theirs, because they feel men are so shallow that they won't be attracted to the brain so a boob job will increase the chances of getting a man ?..or because it makes them feel like a women again ?

Now the lovely lady in question in Jamaica says that men are only after one thing...so ill give you a scenario.

You have a body that you're happy with, and wish not to change it. So you meet a guy..your together for a few months and getting on great..your out with your man and wearing a nice dress with a zip up front...this dress is showing all your natural and great curves.

You get home and your man approaches you, slowly unzips your dress to reveal a wonderful set of hooters...he looks at them with a sparkle in his eyes, grabs them gentley caressing them and give's them a nice little nibble...NOW! is he a pervery or is he appreciating you as a GF and the womens body...of course you as the women are enjoying it, coz he your BF.

Is he a pervy ? shallow ? because he is thinking the same as another man who can only dream of having these assets in his hands...?..