Random Comedy Blogs (27)

Crooked lying Donald Trump is using his social media (propaganda outlet) to state more falsehoods about justice department rules that don't exist, claiming that “The Very Strict Rules and Regulations of the Department of Injustice STATE CLEARLY that you can’t prosecute a Political Opponent, or anyone, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS/HER CAMPAIGN.”
Oh, I get it. While it's not a rule of the (DOJ) Department of Justice, in Trump's world those rules exist in the (DOI) Department of Injustice.



This isn't political, it's humor.
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God help us if he is elected to a second term. I hope everyone else in the blogs will stand up for the USA citizens' security, economy and freedoms come this November.

I hope the best for him in his private life but I cannot vote for this guy. Let someone else who understands the difference of missions for Ukraine and Gaza.....

Unbelievable this guy is the leader of the USA government: Biden announced that the United States is "providing airdrops of food and other supplies into Ukraine."

The White House immediately corrected Biden's announcement: "He meant Gaza."



(This blog is about no one else except Dementia Joe. All others will be towed away sooner or later.)

Many people sell things due to their name or brand...and now introducing a Trump- Lee Greenwood Bible called "God Bless America Bible" and apparently Trump has many bibles...

We're past the full moon and the amount of eye scratching (virtual, of course) is at an all time high. Angry comments and name calling. Maybe some of you need to reduce stress as you're all uneasy about the little things in life.
Here's my suggestion: Remember bubble wrap? Remember the satisfaction of popping all the bubbles?
I present to you VIRTUAL BUBBLE WRAP!
So, pop to your hearts content...

The View crew love president Biden. Ok no big deal except when they talk violence and putting all Republicans in Jail. would that be so bad after all now that I think about it the Democrats would have to house, feed and take care of Republicans(except the rhinos) .

check out Whoopi going off ....



you can't make this stuff up!

The entire world is watching you.



(This blog is about no one else except Dementia Joe. All others will be towed away sooner or later.)

He was the first cartoon character to have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
He represented wholesome values of kindness and innocence.
He was courageous and intelligent.
He survived death after being hit with a mallet.
But he knew that his destiny was Disney world, and that one day his followers would be able to join him there and experience the fantasy that he played his part in creating.

It was a wild idea a few years ago and now it's up where the U.S. Senate has passed a bill that could ban TikTok unless its Chinese parent company, ByteDance, divests from it.

Just think of all the FREE TIME people will have if they weren't posting hundreds of thousands of 'look at me' while I change my clothing videos!



Or moon-walk videos:
@michaeljacksonviral/video/7333224062103129387
@javierr/video/7329248899690925354

..... for those 50 Million who will vote for Sleepy Joe please think again.....

by the way, NOTE: This thread is about the Joe Biden's bad leadership. All unrelated post will be towed away sooner or later.

"So here's what I don't understand. President Biden is obviously having a very hard time governing, but millions of Americans don't seem to mind. If the country voted tomorrow, Mr. Biden would get more than 50 million votes. He would lose with that, but 50 million is A LOT, as Donald Trump might say.

And it is the specter of another Trump presidency that is Biden's strongest asset.

Joe is not Don.

But think about it for a moment. What kind of leader creates a disaster like the open border? Who does that? Even Warren Harding didn't do anything that foolhardy, and Warren was a dunce.

And what kind of leader slaps onerous regulations on the fuel industry in the name of global warming, failing to understand that higher energy costs will ignite inflation? Who does that? Not Herbert Hoover. As bad as he was with the great depression, he didn't start it.

And what kind of leader calls the Afghan withdrawal a complete success? Jimmy Carter didn't come close to doing that, and his foreign policy was brutal.

So, for all you Biden voters, a simple request: Please think about what the deuce you are doing.

Thanks for reading the message." ~B 'O'Reilly