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Blogland is throwing a party, bloggers are not allowed to bring any outsiders…and everyone has to contribute. You all have responsibilities::uhoh:

Bar full of drinks, Molly, Butterfly and Seagrit are in charge.

Lots of desserts: DC

Gambling Table : Johnny

Live Bands and Music : Nozeal, Track and Robby are in-charge

Barbeque: Ken

Food and Memorabilias : CC, Sista and Angel

Story Teller: Robert

Fortune Teller and Astrology : Gypsy, Daniela , Tepid and Semsu

Transportation,: Mic and Nam

Male Entertainers: Ian , Blue, Robby , Diece , Scotty , Daears,
Rocking and CrownAffair

Female entertainers and dancers…Cal, Ish, Free, Shane, Georgie, BB , Seri and the newbies Annlee and others

Security : Cap Nemo, Bespoke, GentleJim, Zman,Dedo, Loveranger, Pat, IBA, IATO, Twazzle , RCM, Timotie and MAP

Publicity : Elegsabiff is in charge

Medics : Nurse Loulou and NotaDoc

Usherettes: Kal, Ekself, Usha, Unlao, Kittyjoy, DutchF, Diova, Tatami, 2B, Pieceacke, Laucymaud

We will honor the respectable Old members…they will be sitting in a special round table and will be given the CS Loyalty Awards : Pedal, Solamente, Redex, LJ,Nam, Wen, Sands, Itchy, Kenaux, LouLou, Capricorn, Angel, BC, Zman, Jimnastic, MicLee, Bungalow, Catfoot, Lukeon, Hans , Viking, Avias, CC , Calliops, Raven, RaptureCapture, GG and few others.

Those who are in need of absolution and communion, Keys will be in the mini chapel behind the bar.

Those who are not mentioned are also required to attend

Snook will take care of the live streaming of the party

Emcee: Robert and Usha

No one is going home alone and empty-handed…We are going to crown our Lovers Of The Night ( age gap no more than 20 years ) so feel free to cast your vote:

Dress Code: 70S to 80s, post a pic for approval…

Venue… open to suggestions

If I’m to run this party, it’s going to be a wild one…so it’s best if we all do this together…post your ideas and suggestions and let the fun begin

PS: For those who were wondering what I was talking about not being able to post any comment...here they go again...they stopped me from commenting last night so Scotty had the last word...this is not unusual for me and I'll be able to post comment and join the party later. Meanwhile, Mic make sure everyone arrives on time

I believe that first impression lasts. Just like most people, I base my first impression from what I see in a person's face . Some of that changed when I've come to know the person but for most, first impression lasts.

Here on Blogland, it's very difficult to base your impressions based on fake or very old photos and first few blogs. My opinions of other bloggers changed after reading their blogs and sharing fun banters with them for months and months

I'm sure our first impression of each other differ and just like mine, yours have changed too after spending long hours, months and years here

I'm trying not to offend anyone but for MALE BLOGGERS here are my first impressions...

( I APOLOGIZE TO THE LADIES AND TO THOSE I DIDN'T OFFEND, I WILL GET TO YOU SOON ENOUGH! XOXO )



Boring and shy but after reading his blogs, he turned out to be funny and a little shameless but a gentleman


Too old to be on a dating site!...and so are most of the bloggers here! I don't like facial hair but those eyes were telling me to behave myself here He turned out to be friendly, fair but always run away when the going gets tough and too s*xual


This one a little unpredictable but he doesn't seem to like women He argues with most women but by end of the day he's just like everyone else...who wants to love and be loved


What does this cheeky grandpa doing here? He turned out to be cheekier than I thought! The first one who welcomed me here on blogs, very kind and understanding and put me at ease right away He lets me have fun and get crazy on his blogs but never let me forget that there's a red line that I mustn't cross


This one looks really nice, a little older than my uncles. Seems friendly but don't mess with him! Seems very sensitive but can be fun and a good sport once you've earned his respect


This one looks just OK, very ordinary nice man who has no worries and don't like any trouble at all. My impressions seems right...he turned out to be a good person who likes to laugh and be friendly with everyone.


This face looks shy and can't seem to hurt a fly...very serious type. Well, not that serious at all, he happens to like fun banters and liven up a blog with his fun gentlemanly humor


Oh this one is really deep, I have to dig deeper. Behave and respect yourself and he is your knight in shinning armor...he's a good friend but don't ruffle his feathers...like I did when I posted my "pervy" blog...


This one was aloof and not so friendly and very picky A bit difficult to fathom, you've got to earn his comment! You respect him, he'll respect you


I did like this one right away, Mr Nice Guy! Fun, honest and no BS...what you see is what you get!


Here's a gentleman, my kind of a date ( if he's a little younger ), the type who will open doors for you, hold your hands and cuddle you to sleep

A recent expedition in the holy land, archaeologists found the painting shown here below in a cave. Without bothering to date the painting properly, they photographed it and sealed the cave again. After a few months they called a press conference, with an enlargement of the cave photograph on display. The hall was filled to capacity.


"We have learned a lot about these people”, the professor started off pointing to the chicken. “These people bred poultry to feed them.”

When the applause ended he pointed to the donkey and said: “They also harnessed animals to help them.”

Plenty more applause before he pointed at the shovel and continued: “And they used tools to till the earth.”

Even more applause followed and he pointed to the fish and said: “These people also supplemented their diet with fish.”

The applause lasted even longer and he concluded: “This was a religious sect; probably Hebrew.”

The professor received a standing ovation for several minutes and when it ended somebody shouted from the back of the hall:” You are all fools!”

The hall went very quiet and an old man stood up in the back row. “Don’t you know,” he said with a strong Jewish accent, “Hebrew is read from right to left.”

“The painting reads: ‘Holy Mackerel! Dig the áss on that chick!’”

Ladies, listen up...tonight is the night for these men
I've been blogging here for so long, surrounded by these gorgeous bachelors and from time to time I wonder why they are still here?

They have so much to offer and I think it's about time the ladies take a closer look at them

Most of these guys are a little past their shelf life so this will be "Everyone Must Go" kind of auction. Ladies are allowed to bid for more than 1 man, you can do what you want with them once deal is closed and paid in full.

Proceeds will go to CS of course... for the betterment CS community.


Physically, emotionally and mentally fit, stable, knows so much about DIY,...bid starts at 1 round trip ticket to any country + $150

Another great catch here...owns his own spaceship, can take you for a ride anywhere you want to go, funny,friendly...bid starts at Great home-cooked dinner + $150

...another great catch, very funny gentleman, a kind-hearted and reliable...bid starts at A picnic basket + $150

Fully functional,good job, funny...bid starts at a sensual lap dance + $150

great catch here, great man, funny, real gentleman...bid starts at a basket of donuts + $150

You can't afford not to go for this one, house-trained gentleman, romantic...bid starts at sensual back rubs+ $150

Here's another great catch, talented, a good man, relibale in any emergencies...bid starts at holiday trip to Spain + $150

Here's another great catch, a funny man, he loves ladies...bid starts at 1 round trip ticket to Las Vegas + $150

Oh yeah, here's another elusive bachelor, he's got it all...bid starts at a night of skinny dipping + $150

Can't miss this one, loves photography, funny, sexy...bid starts at A candlelit dinner + $150

Great catch, a boat/ship captain, tough but big-hearted...bid starts at a sensual belly dancing + $150

Not sure if this one is taken or not, great guy...bid starts at A night of sensual massage + $150

The ff are on clearance sale


Hot, sexy, talented, a bit rough around the edges but house-trained.
Bid starts at a bottle of cold beer + $10

Hot guy...very funny, loves ladies, willing to relocate...bid starts at a loaf of moving raisen bread + $10

Needs a bit of training, hates women but can be easily remedied, good guy, funny...bid starts at 1 cheeseburger meal $10

Oh this one is a handful but has many redeeming qualities...piercing blue eyes, hot body, talented...bid starts at a bottle of wine + $11

The ff is sold...sorry!


Let the auction begin!

Humor is very important in our life. A person with a lively sense of humor who can laugh at himself/herself and at just about anything is insightful and healthier in a lot of respect. Humor can free us from our inhibitions…can relieve the anxieties we feel in our day to day existence.


Our sense of humor differ from one another. What I may find funny may not be funny to you and vice versa. I can laugh at myself, always see the fun side of things first but I can also take someone’s humor seriously if it’s something that degrade and put others down. The things that we can laugh at tells what kind of personality we have…it shows our flexibility, sarcasm, cheerfulness, irritability, impulsiveness, carelessness, enthusiasm, sensitivity and outlook in life.

I’m not afraid to let my hair down…humor helps me a lot in solving my problems and turning a day into a positive and productive one and most of all, make a stronger better person in me. My sense of humor can be funny, witty, sexy, a little dirty, a little philosophical…depends with whom I’m having a banter and laughing with. I surely won’t crack a dirty joke if I’m within hearing distance from nuns and preachers so it’s about being sensitive with the people around you that could turn a joke into something very funny and successfully make everyone laugh in a healthy way

Here on blogs, it’s very difficult to make everyone laugh. It takes a long time to recognize each others’ humor. Those who have come to know me a little are the ones who tend to find something in common to laugh with me…thus they join the fun banter on my blogs and we end up sharing some laughs and giggles …while others are raising their eyebrows and consider us “sick” and in need of education. Well, welcome to the Blogland!

Why is it difficult for others to see the fun side of things and laugh? I believe we’re all born with loads of sense of humor but many loses it along the way. How often do you make people around laugh ? Can you laugh at yourself ?

Just For Laughs :

A man falling from a cliff grabs a protruding root. Hanging in midair, he cries to heaven: ''Is anyone out there?''
A voice responds: ''Yes, my son. Let go and I will bear thee up.''
The man hesitates, then cries out: ''Anyone else?''

A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-a** grill for one little weenie?"

Been There, Done That ?

According to Wikipedia:

Menopause, also known as the climacteric, is the time in most women's lives when menstrual periods stop permanently, and they are no longer able to have children , a natural change that typically occurs between 45 and 55 years of age. It can occur earlier in those who smoke tobacco. Other causes include surgery that removes both ovaries, or some types of chemotherapy. At the physiological level, menopause happens because of a decrease in the ovaries' production of the hormones estrogen and progesterone.

Symptoms:

* Dyspareunia is painful s*xual intercourse due to medical or psychological causes. The pain can primarily be on the external surface of the genitalia, or deeper in the pelvis upon deep pressure against the cervix. It can affect a small portion of the vulva or va*ina or be felt all over the surface

* Vaginal dryness

* Atrophic vaginitis (also known as vaginal atrophy, vulvovaginal atrophy, or urogenital atrophy) is an inflammation of thevagina (and the outer urinary tract) due to the thinning and shrinking of the tissues, as well as decreased lubrication. These symptoms are due to a lack of the reproductive hormone estrogen.

Other physical symptoms of menopause include: lack of energy, joint soreness, stiffness, back pain, breast enlargement, breast pain, heart palpitations, headache, dizziness, dry, itchy skin, thinning, tingling skin, weight gain, urinary incontinence, urinary urgency, interrupted sleeping patterns, heavy night sweats, hot flashes.

Psychological symptoms include: anxiety, poor memory, inability to concentrate, depressive mood, irritability,mood swings,less interest in s*xual activity.

Yes, Yes, we all know about menopause...

This blog is not to educate others about menopause...as I haven't experienced it yet...not looking forward to it tho! 'Was sitting with friends yesterday and this topic came up. Most of my friends here in Jordan are either going through menopause or were already there. Symptoms they are going/went through are exactly what I read about on the internet and books but in most "s*xual" topics here on blogs and forum, many women who are past the menopausal age claimed to be "hotter" after menopause...this is contradicting science and what I've heard from those who went through it ...makes me wonder if they're simply BSing and "wet dreaming" here ? Many here claimed to be very sexually active after menopause...more than ever and looking for a nicely packaged hot tall, dark and handsome man who has all the right qualities...won't settle for less than great sex...seriously?

Here is a great place to read and learn from the experiences of others but it seems many here are in denial of their decline and failures in life...who are we kidding ?

Most of my friends who are going through menopause or been there said that they're no longer interested in dating...menopause makes them feel sexually unattractive and "old". This doesn't make me look forward to my menopausal days at all

For the men:

Would you date a woman who's going through menopause and experiencing those symptoms above ?

Christ! too many single people here!

What a shame! I know, I know you're not here for love...just for blogs Well, Valentine's day is almost here again...I thought it would be nice to send love to each and every blogger

I know I'm gonna be in trouble for this but I'm wondering...what if CS set you up in a blind date with another blogger...with compensation of course...free lifetime membership, money, free tickets, food, souvenirs...and hotel suite if needed

Your mission is to make that blogger happy on Valentine's day...doesn't have to be romantic but what the heck it's Valentine's day might as well make the most out of it....how would you accomplish that?

This is just for fun...get ready, here's your blind date









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I apologize to those I have not included in this special mission, I will get to you soon enough. No offense intended...just my way of saying " Happy Valentine's Day !" to you all

No wonder why we're still blogging here!

1. You want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is open.


2. Surprise me !!!
I am me ! I have a very strong personality. If urs r not it will make u feel inferior.

3. I am a Happy Beatnik Poet Writer Music Scholar Type Person =
Hello my Friend indeed I am Roger a Man of many Lives..

4. Single but not available at the present. Try later if you wish.
I know I cannot always have what I want, but that does not make me want it less.

5. Hi Everyone!
I am friendly and understanding. I work hard and intelligently to always make life happier and better. People say I look younger. I like to keep active and in shape.

6. i love humanity
i need my soul for marriage , age is does'nt matter i need just understanding .

7. passionate and lovely
after you knew me, you will say that I am passionate and lovable person... so be careful !!

8. Autumn rose. There be thorns.
I'm a bit of an idiot, but on the whole a fairly cheerful one. A mediocre cook, a terrible housekeeper, seem very sensible but am secretly ludicrously romantic.

10. Godly Woman seeks Godly Man
So there will be no MISUNDERSTANDING PLEASE READ CAREFULLY!... YOU MUST BE A BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN WHO IS ACTIVE IN CHURCH MINISTRY, AND IS AGE APPROPRIATE (58-99)!

11. No picture then NOooo reply...its only fair.
QUIET and living the quiet life too i might add...

12. The show must go on....
My Ego has gone to sleep when I need it the most.


13. normal /polite/ considerate
studying music on the computer want to get involved with deejaying and music full time would like to be part of a music band

14. Im good at this type of thing...or am I?
I am a qualified gold digger and hope to find a very wealthy woman here.

15. bitter things are better for life...
i like truth....but truth is bitter...

16. I adore my cat Keven ! He is red


17. Just Friends
Thanks for viewing my profile. I am here to chat with people and makes friends around the world! In doing this, maybe I will meet a nice lady! Who knows?

18. Thanks for dropping by
Ermmm... not sure describing myself is going to alter the perception you've made of me from my photos.

19. anyone who will have me....
I'm a busy, single father to a 17 year old son, who lives with me, although if he don't clean his room, that may change very soon. Im told that's teenagers..Mmm don't remember being like that when I was a teenager, 37 years ago..OMG I'm 50 this year,


21. welleducated English speaking kind pretty woman looking for serious relationship
I am well educated English speaking lady who have a bachelor degree in science. I am kind and active,1.67m tall,slim,pretty,responsibleI am good at family financial planning. I like reading history and economy articles.I like philosophy also.


22. 'just bored , got nothing better to do.
I'm not your type so just move on...go look for someone else
I'm a crazy, loopy lunatic...will only tease you and waste your precious time.

23. Never stop dreaming
“Study me as much as you like, you will never know me. For I differ a hundred ways from what you see me to be.” ~
Rumi


24. Flippencute
I'm very fussy when it gets to allowing people close to me. Family we can't choose, partners and friends we should.

25. x
Welcome, im a chocolate addict, I dont drink, and smoke ONLY if I catch on fire and enjoy making sweet love ALL night long to the right girl, Im recovering right now after a horrible accident which is covered in my blog entry.

26. Friendly girl needing companion for walking sharing hobbies.
I have a good heart and friendly but no-ones fool

27. Only here for chat and forums
Retired Astronaut and Part Time Brain Surgeon



Please pick your favorite...not your own!

Few weeks ago, I predicted the bloggers future and one of them, came true! Not LJ's but Trump's I'm not a certified fate teller but my crystal ball obviously is I bet a cup of coffee with my colleague too and enjoying my winnings right this very moment Now that my most unlikely prediction just happened, I'm sure the rest will follow. yay:

Daniela,
On Feb 2017, she will finally meet her match. She loves stallions, he loves mares…they both adore horses and will live happily ever after in Spain. He’s a little younger than him but not more than 10 years.

Legs,
She will write a best seller that will end up as a block buster movie, She will be surrounded by gorgeous men fighting for her attention but her only true love will be a fellow blogger,they will pick up the pieces where they off and live happily ever after. I can see them cuddling on the sofa, planting sweet kisses on each other here and there, having a glass of wine while reading s*xual blogs.

Itchy,
This feisty lady will finally settle down with her special man, he’s not a blogger, he’s good looking and owns many dry cleaning shops. He will shower her with love and silk underwears , he will be totally under her spell for the rest of their happy life. This will happen sometime in 2017

Molly,
She will finally reveal herself and submit her will to a very special man. She will throw cautions to the wind just to love and be loved. They will adore each other and adopt more dogs. Some of it will happen when the pigs fly.

MH and CC,
I see very happy years to come for these two lovely ladies. No, I didn’t see any man but I see a large picture frame of their loved one on their bedside table.

Ekself
Soon, very soon…she will hear a loud knocking on her door. A man with handsome rugged look will be standing there asking for directions, he look tired and hungry, she will offer him a bowl of hot crab corn chowder…and that would be the start of everlasting romance. He’s a professional builder, architect or engineer and will be greatly impressed at Eks’ talent in building houses.

Seri,
In few months time, she will walk down the aisles… will meet her match here on CS, he has no kids, very kind good looking man who will fight for her. He will spoil her, will make her very happy for the rest of her life and will have 3 children, 2 boys and 1 girl.

Unlao, KN, Calm, Capri
I couldn’t see clearly, the ball was so foggy, maybe because they hardly post any blogs but I received good vibes…romantic ones. I will have a second look later.

LouLou,
Will go back packing in Asia, will meet a very special man who loves nurse outfits and needles. They will settle down in Asia;

Kal,
She will follow her heart and spend the rest of her life with a very good loving man. They will do so many fun things together: cooking, hunting, inventing…I can see them cuddling and teasing each other on the sofa every evening while reading silly fun blogs. He’s about 15 years older than her, they’re perfect for each other.

Cal,
Is living a happy life and will continue to do so for the rest of her life. Her man will finally come to his senses and will do and will give everything to make her happy. He will be under her total control and they will grow old together doting on their grandchildren.


DC,
Will run her own cupcake factory and will be cherished by a wrinkled handsome 69 years old man. They will travel together to many countries and live a very fulfilling s*xual life. This will happen in a month or so.

LJ,
She will fall in love again, also here on CS, he supports Hillary, she supports Trumps…Trump will win but all is fair in love and politics, they will also live happily ever after despite the daily political arguments.

Angel,
Will be very happy with her man, will succeed in business, will make a lot of tax-free money

I’ve read that Open minded, free thinking people are called crazy and ignorant close minded people are normal, judging by some of the bloggers here I would say that they are totally abnormal.

Personally I like people who enjoy my madness and would probably fall in love with someone equally as mad, as long as she appreciates coffee, lets her inner child out but doesn’t have a collection of used plastic bags or likes oven gloves.

How do you classify yourself, mad and open minded or a boring normal person or perhaps a simple person with a very complicated mind?