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finally...
I love him truly sincerely...........everyone can see my lover
i do not mind...

At the root of every gray hair, there is a dead brain cell.

Someone had to remind me,
So I'm reminding you, too.
Don't laugh..... It is all true!

Perks of reaching 50
Or being over 60
and heading towards
70 & beyond!

1.
Kidnappers are not very
Interested in you.

2.
In a hostage situation,
You are likely to be released first.

3.
No one expects you to run --
Anywhere.

4.
People call at 9 PM (or 9 AM) and ask,
'Did I wake you?'

5.
People no longer view you as a
Hypochondriac.

6.
There is nothing left
To learn the hard way.

7.
Things you buy now
Won't wear out.

8.
You can eat
Supper at 4 PM.

9..
You can live without sex
But not your glasses.

10.
You get into heated arguments
About pension plans.

11..
You no longer think of speed limits
As a challenge..

12.
You quit trying to hold
Your stomach in no matter who walks
Into the room.

13.
You sing along
With elevator music.

14.
Your eyes won't get
Much worse.

15.
Your investment in health insurance
Is finally beginning to pay off.

16..
Your joints are more accurate meteorologists
Than the national weather service..

17.
Your secrets are safe with your friends
Because they can't remember them either.

18.
Your supply of brain cells is finally down to
A manageable size.

19.
You can't remember
Who sent you this list.

And you notice these are all
In big print
For your convenience.

Forward this to everyone
You can remember.

AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING:

Never, NEVER,NEVER,
Under any circumstances,
Take a sleeping pill, and a laxative on
The same night!


"Good friends are like stars...You don't always see them, but you know they are always there."

Lol to this site ??it's so funny to read some of the comments
On this site

Hillary is lying in bed wide-eyed one night, and starts poking Bill in the back. "Wake up," she says. Bill just turns over and groans. Again, she pokes him the back and says, "Bill, wake up!" "What do you want?" he grunts in a sleepy voice. "I'm going to the bathroom," she says. "You woke me up just to tell me your going to the bathroom?" "No," Hillary says. "I want you to save my place.

A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"

Arthur is 81 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 16 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. "That's it" he tells his wife "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has got so
bad. Once I've hit the ball I can't see where it went."

His wife sympathizes.

As they sit down, she makes a suggestion: "Why don't you take my
brother with you and give it one more try." "That's no good" sighs Arthur. "Your brother is 93 years old. He can't help." "He may be a ninety three" says the wife "but his eyesight is perfect." So the next day, Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law.

He tees up, takes an almighty swing and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law. "Did you see the ball?" "Of course I did!" says the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight."

"Where did it go?" asks Arthur.

"Can't remember."

....as this is a multicultural site..you might find this funny

Some people just never give it a rest, can’t get a word in edgeways, constant ear bashing... blah, blah, blah all the time!



What phrases do you know that say.... SHUT the f*ck up!

Oh!... Did I mention that I’m a blabbermouth?

See a picture, and automatically think of a blogger

This has to be the best, and one of the most elaborate, pranks of all time

Just curious here.

Has anyone ever blogged while under the influence of alcohol?


Should be interesting cos a pissed person sees or takes remarks differently to a sober one I think.

Will be back later, just off to go and booze

most people on here will still be single when they take their last breath..



stop moaning..