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If you could call your younger self…. What would you say?
Don’t ever eat McDonalds, don’t tell dad you found his porno, don’t fall
In line too easily, don’t be what you don’t want to be, admit when your
Wrong, be strong, don’t climb on a roof, don’t hit a bullet with a hammer,
Don’t do magic swallowing a coin, don’t set fire to mothers curtains, if you
See a girl who looks nice, run!, and definitely don’t marry her, and if you are
Ever offered a green or a red pill,,,,,,,shoot the f**ker!
Sunny days and Rainy days
When you have the urge to go out and look for a fight in a bar rather than staying at home with a confrontational machete wielding woman, choose going on a sea fishing boat trip.
This way only the fish is in danger.
That's how I stay out of trouble.
Have a great day.
JK
Pick-UP lines for the Covid-19 era (for men & women)
Do you have Covid-19 ? Why ? Because you look a lot hotter than 98.6 F
Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you extra happy to be closer than 6 feet from me ?
I'd love to be self-isolated with you for several weeks.
Hey baby, if you have the time, I've got 2-ply at my place.
Add your own, if you like.
Criticism
Who wants to be criticised...like circumcised....?
Who wants to be called a critic...
Now on a scale of 0 to 1, how critical are you...?
The general answers will be:-
Yes
Not me
Who you talking too
Definitely (-50 and below)
I'm not loving it.
"Geez ! What the heck did the losing team get ?"
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He who casts the first Congresswoman
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Trump Orders Pence to Find Passage in Bible Where Jesus Tells People to Get the Hell Out
By Andy Borowitz
10:59 A.M.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Hoping to bolster the core message of his 2020 campaign, Donald J. Trump ordered Mike Pence to locate a passage in the Bible where Jesus tells people “to get the hell out of here,” White House sources confirmed on Monday.
According to the sources, Trump summoned Pence to the Oval Office and commanded him to find “somewhere in the Bible” where Jesus “tells people that they don’t belong here and they should beat it.”
Pence, who seemed startled by the request, asked Trump if he meant the time when Jesus expelled money changers from the Temple, but Trump shook his head angrily. “No, not that. I don’t want to piss off Deutsche Bank,” he said. “I want something where Jesus tells the poor and the meek or whatever to go back to the shithole places they came from.”
After a shaken Pence said that he would “see what I can find,” Trump reportedly demanded that the Vice-President also locate a passage where Jesus calls journalists “the lowest form of life.”
Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author
and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.
I do recall stories about people getting stoned to death and dying on crosses.
Perhaps there is a parable about kids being kept in separate cages from their parents too.
Maybe something about grabbing women by the
I do remember one story (not the bible) of a "merry band" stealing from the rich to give to the poor. Perhaps the bible has the reverse situation in it for Trump to attempt to validate his big tax cuts for the rich.
online today!
I had a GREAT blog...
I ask why? Why would you remove a blog so awesome it showed the world the only ex-president in the history of America as the subject of a federal indictment.
Was it you Grand... you posted a blog with my name in the title that got my great blog deleted? That's what I'm thinking... you weaponized them to do it. It's a dark day in blog-land, truly a dark day.
The clairvoyant knows
Well she said the lady told her that the current state of affairs is similar as to when a passenger sitting in a window seat just behind the wing of an aircraft that is flying at 40,000 feet and sees how the wing falls off. Not 2 seconds later the hostess very calmly announces that all passengers should immediately put their head between their legs and kiss their a$$ goodbye.
Needless to say that a couple of men in white coats have taken my friend to what they called a 'nervous' institution where she is currently undergoing sleep therapy.
Hoping to see her fully recovered after ww3.
God willing.
Before anyone asks .
The moral of the story is to stay faar away from any 'fortune-teller'. They know too much.
Romance....
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