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So I want to update my profile picture. I want it to say come get me girls I'm available. Please Help me by posting a photo of a pose you would like me to try emulate .

Here's my choice,
But please feel free to give me your own Ideas.

I see from the CS newsletter that site fees are back on the agenda




But at least CS is moving into the 21st century & allowing "adult" profile pics all be it we'll have to pay to upload them they go on to explain that due to bandwidth restraints photos will charged on size & nature, so a male bottom will be $2, or in Ian's case $3, due to size the male appendage will cost $5 so it just remains to be seen which of us will be charged $4 or $6 for that respectively

ARE HAPPIER....than couples who are very attractive and very successful.

Less attractive couple tend to see and appreciate the inner person of each other. Same goes for an attractive person who is with a less attractive partner. Inner beauties, good characters and unique personalities leave lasting impressions than the outside beauty, could be the reason why relationships between less attractive couples last longer than those couple who "have it all". They are settled, content and couldn't ask for anything more. Attractive people who has it all tend to feel they deserve better and more...and have difficulties in settling for less than what they think they deserve so they keep searching for more and easily swayed by appearances

I used to ask my husband, why he wanted me above others who are very attractive. He's quiet a catch and many were after him and I felt he deserve someone way better than me. He told me that I never bore him, each day is a new adventure with me around while those who are very attractive without good personality will easily bore him and many will look at them and they could easily look for someone better than him too.

A good looking Western guy who's married to our friend whom we consider as "ugly" ( and she herself agreed with us ) said that he married her not just because she is funny and nice person but also because she is ugly and no one will look at her and compete with him He feels secure and doesn't worry every time he turns his back...no one will chase her They are comfortable and happy together

Our neighbor who's "fat" and not attractive is married to unattractive man but they are very happy and very sweet to each other. They have 3 daughters and their home is full of laughters.

Celebrity marriages, those are mostly couple who have it all but their relationship seems shallow and many don't last long. They have it all, they can easily get what they want and easily get bored and look for a new adventure.

I have a BF, he is always grumpy and has big tummy but very attractive and successful. I always tell him to look for someone better than me...he said he's not going to look because there's only one Fruitloop in this world and that's me. I always ask myself, what the f*ck does he see in me? Maybe because he's comfortable and feel secure that no one else will chase me whenever he turns his back

To feel more secure and comfortable, I think will have to look for someone with unattractive appearance but with good humor and personality...but I have to get rid of this jerk first

Just trying to make you laugh, don't take me too seriously please

The profile reads she's looking for an honest man, no lies. Her photo shows a woman medium height and a guesstimated weight of 145 to 150 pounds. Slim/Slender is her body type selection.
The thought through my head is she's lying or her perception is skewed.





A friend once told me he met a girl who was a "10" I was afraid to ask on which scale he graded her!

Yes, the crimes of (so called) President Trump are not "exciting" enough for you.
While perhaps treasonous and impeachable, they lack the titillation of an affair with a pornstar,
or the claim of being able to shoot people on 5th Avenue.

I get it. Legal battles are not like the (so called) 'reality' TV that a lot of you are emotionally addicted to.
To help you last night SNL aired "As the Impeachment Turns".

The Driver sitting there with Bert on a boring Tuesday night at the local bar. Of course the Driver is drinking soda, otherwise...how could he be the Driver?

Boring...

Boring...

Both the Driver and Bert are sitting at a small town bar on a Tuesday night. The Driver turns to Bert and says, "this sucks." Nobody was in the small town bar except those two and the bartender. The Driver with analyzing every damn thing...analyzes the situation. Bert, if we are going to be at a bar spending money on drinks, why don't we do it with some women around? Bert turns to him with a large grin on his face...speechless...

Let's go...south.

An hour later they are there.

Plenty of women here Bert...the Driver says.

After talking with many different ladies, the night ends.

Bert and The Driver are sitting there...she walks up...would you guys like to tip me for my dance. The Driver, "of course." ...grabs a dollar out....

The Driver in the next thing closest to love looking at this beauty has to ask..."what nationality are you?" I am Cuban and Hispanic, she replies. What are you? I am French and Canadian. She turns to Bert to ask him his nationality while she was only standing there with her sexy panties on....Bert was again, Speechless.

Is that some people like to discuss politics, and some people like to discuss
members on CS. And those members who like to discuss members on CS instead,
somehow think that is better, and discussing politics isn't.

Previous experience required.






Now I cannot post so short a blog. They need fifty (50) characters. What exactly for?

Growing up as a boy we had many Duppy stories in Jamaica...
But over the years I have alot people from all over the world.
And surprisngly some have a ghost story of some kind..