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I have always wondered why girls rub their eyes when they wake up.

And now after all these years I finally figured it out and the answer is :

Because they have no balls to scratch..





Smile Sourpuss.

*Beep beep* Human, take me to your leader

Which one? We have hundreds. All hostile to illegal aliens

We bring gifts - a cure for your virus AND a vaccine. An end to the panic!

oh right they definitely won't talk to you. They're stoking the panic.

but your world is in turmoil! So many hysterical if someone exhales within 20 feet of them! So many refusing to admit there is a virus at all! We've come a long way to help you!

Listen, bud. You'd have to register your stuff for testing and then for registering and there's a queue. Lots of vaccines and cures in the pipeline. You want to waltz in here and jump the queue? Not going to happen.

But ours WORKS

Yeah? Every pharmaceutical company on earth will fight you every inch of the way. ESPECIALLY if it works.

Ignore them. Let the people rise up and demand their rights. We have enough vaccine for all!

Yeah, well - lots of people are, mmm, paranoid. They'd refuse a vaccine if it was developed right here on earth. So – um, sorry










You’re nuts, you know that?

yes we are. But thanks for trying.

Judge Aileen Mercedes Cannon was selected to hear the case of Trump v. United States in August 2022. Since then, she's been in the news almost on a daily basis. With so much coverage, I'm surprised there is only ONE photo the news media uses of this woman. One.

I say, "What's up with that?"



Seriously, aren't there any selfies with her and Donald at a Mar-a-Lago dinner party after he appointed her to the position?

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store

Which way do you prefer your feet tucked in the blankets when you go to bed or your feet out of the blankets ?

here is my video link

Women often have great expectations for what to do on a first date. Stated in many profiles I've seen, they want those romantic walks along the ocean. Guys, be wary of such requests, especially if the women lives in a city like Albuquerque, New Mexico or Denver, Colorado. You know, places that are more than a days drive from an ocean!



Before you get started... think first before contacting her. If she made the first move by contacting you... think first before replying.

Know what you could be getting into right from the start.

This has been my PSA (Public Service Announcement) for the month of August.



Thanks for reading my blog!

"Like with any episode of the Kardashians there's a big butt."

You may have heard by now, that Ivanka Trump will be closing up her Chinese child sweat shop.
Sad, so sad.



So, what will the girl that has a father, who would like to date her do next ?



Well, perhaps Andy Borowitz has a premonition about this.
Apparently, he suggests that the darling rotten apple will not fall far from
the rotting tree.

Here is his offering on this topic in The New Yorker today;