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Apparently, things are too complicated for SOME people.
So, for them lets keep it simple;

With all this mud slinging and hate between left and right a public referendum could come in nicely to decide if the POTUS should or should not be impeached.
Democracy at its best?

JMO

Friend A – conversational bridge – always a competition. Worse, better, always the need to take the trick. Example – idle comment – “I’ve just done (insert neutral topic here) it was okay. Response - I did that once, it was rubbish / fantastic. Long involved details follow. You win.

Friend B - attention span issues. Example – Yesterday I tried adding lime pepper to my pasta and – ooh I saw something on cooking the other day, let me show you, and out comes the phone tap tap tap here see that. Well okay but what I meant was – did I tell you about the shoes I just bought? I took a photo, tap tap tap, look. So I give up but friend is waiting expectantly for the next topic to interrupt . . .

Friend C – the persistent grouch. I walked the dog for over an hour, I’m absolutely knackered. That must be nice. It’s hard for me to walk since the pain started in my foot. Have you seen a doctor about that yet? What’s the point there’s nothing they can do just a waste of time and money doctors are so expensive and all they do is give you the pills the pharma companies want them to promote

Friend D – the partner fixation – what did you think of the (insert situation here) I’ll have to come back to you on that, partner has not yet told me how we feel about that.

I think I need a few new friends, I've used these ones up. But if it's me ...

The entire world is watching you.



(This blog is about no one else except Dementia Joe. All others will be towed away sooner or later.)

of your virtual actions.

Damn it, let's pretend it never happened




I might just stay here now that my prints are all over the shop

as seen by Saturday Night Live and much of America..

Democrat Convention Schedule
Monday, July 25, 2016

11:15 AM
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.

1:30 PM
Group Voter Registration for Illegal Immigrants.

3:15 PM
Address on "Being the Real You"
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and
Caitlyn Jenner

4:30 PM
"How to Bank $200 Million as a
Public Servant and claim to be broke"
Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM
How to have a successful career
Without ever having a job, and
Still avoid paying taxes!
A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

5:00 PM
Medals of Freedom presentation to
Army deserter Bo Bergdahl
For serving with Honor and Distinction
National Security Advisor Susan Rice

5:30 PM
Invitation-only Autograph Session
Souvenir photographs of Hillary and
Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia

6:30 PM
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters,
And on using the terminology
"Alternative Shoppers" instead of “Looters"

7:30 PM
Breakout session with Bill Clinton
For women on avoiding the upcoming draft

8:30 PM
The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting
General vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as
"Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"

9:00 PM
"Liberal Bias in Media“ How we can make it work for you!
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS,
The Washington Post and the New York Times
With Guest Speaker, Brian Williams

9:15 PM
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters
Still incarcerated at GITMO
Michael Moore

9:45 PM
Personal Finance Seminar -
"Businesses Don't Create Jobs"
Special guest Pocahontas
aka Elizabeth Warren

11:00 PM
Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal
Email Server While Serving in A
Cabinet Post and How to Pretend
It's No Big Deal"
Hosted by Hillary Clinton

11:30 PM
Official Nomination of Hillary
Bill Maher and Chris Matthews

SOMEBODY SPENT A LOT OF PREMIUM TIME PUTTING THIS AGENDA TOGETHER.
DON'T LET IT GO TO WASTE

(NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE)

Well gang....the big day arrived for me yesterday, July 11....my birthday! It came and went very quietly! Can't say that I did much! Had a couple of drinks with a friend!

This is getting more funny by the week...The numerous books released or soon to a book store near you...all in an attempt to ensure people are informed by what it really is like to serve the White house and President...
For your viewing pleasure...


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This one ought ot be good

You know the drill by now.
If you like, just add your own captions for the following photo;

My first entry is;

Melania - "Oh Geez, here's Don's real love. There goes my Paris shopping plans"
Angela Merkel; "I'd like to machine gun him down right now"
Emmanuel Macron: "Oh God No ! What a despicable creature. I would like to spit ontop of his head"
Donald Trump; "Oh goodness, I've waited so long to see you, my love, my financier" .

Here's the photo;