America's Democratic Convention
Democrat Convention ScheduleMonday, July 25, 2016
11:15 AM
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.
1:30 PM
Group Voter Registration for Illegal Immigrants.
3:15 PM
Address on "Being the Real You"
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and
Caitlyn Jenner
4:30 PM
"How to Bank $200 Million as a
Public Servant and claim to be broke"
Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM
How to have a successful career
Without ever having a job, and
Still avoid paying taxes!
A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson
5:00 PM
Medals of Freedom presentation to
Army deserter Bo Bergdahl
For serving with Honor and Distinction
National Security Advisor Susan Rice
5:30 PM
Invitation-only Autograph Session
Souvenir photographs of Hillary and
Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia
6:30 PM
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters,
And on using the terminology
"Alternative Shoppers" instead of “Looters"
7:30 PM
Breakout session with Bill Clinton
For women on avoiding the upcoming draft
8:30 PM
The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting
General vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as
"Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"
9:00 PM
"Liberal Bias in Media“ How we can make it work for you!
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS,
The Washington Post and the New York Times
With Guest Speaker, Brian Williams
9:15 PM
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters
Still incarcerated at GITMO
Michael Moore
9:45 PM
Personal Finance Seminar -
"Businesses Don't Create Jobs"
Special guest Pocahontas
aka Elizabeth Warren
11:00 PM
Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal
Email Server While Serving in A
Cabinet Post and How to Pretend
It's No Big Deal"
Hosted by Hillary Clinton
11:30 PM
Official Nomination of Hillary
Bill Maher and Chris Matthews
SOMEBODY SPENT A LOT OF PREMIUM TIME PUTTING THIS AGENDA TOGETHER.
DON'T LET IT GO TO WASTE
(NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE)
Comments (21)
Funny stuff jim.
How To get The FBI Off Your back And not be Charged With Anything
Because Of Your Connections...................
Except one...
The Donald.
Perhaps the most uninspiring major party choices I've seen.
Could be time to look at third parties.
Libertarians might have a chance...
assuming the Republicans don't (again) succeed in keeping their candidate out of the debates.
Gary Johnson (Libertarian candidate and former two term Republican Governor of Democratic leaning New Mexico) is polling about 13 percent. Might be more difficult to keep him out of it this time 'round.
I'd like to see him present his ideas.
You May be Right
But Itll be Hillary or Donald
Between The Two..(If You Were forced At Gun Point To Vote For One...Or Face Execution)
Which One Would you cast That Forced Vote For?
Or Would you Say..."Kill Me?"
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@Nam...
Reminds me of that ol' Jack Benny gag...
Mugger: Your money or your life!
Jack:
Mugger: WELL!!
Jack: I'M THINKING IT OVER!!
You never Answered My Inquiry.........................
Sen. Sanders only rather recently (and tepidly) endorsed Ms. Clinton, probably to gain concessions to his policies in the Democratic platform.
Sen. Cruz fell short of endorsing Mr. Trump in his speech to the Republican Convention.
Gov. Romney has declined to endorse Mr. Trump.
The entire Bush family has declined to endorse Mr. Trump.
No surprise there.
The Bush(es)/Trump mutual hatred of one another's guts is a poorly kept secret.
Wellll...Trump HAS earned the hatred of the Bush family.
I guess ya gotta kinda like him for that, if nothing else.
You are a joke! Get back on your meds!
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YESSSS!!
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P eople
Eh, Stu?
Jim
So much for 'Blessed are the peacemakers', eh Lou?'
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And just when it was getting good.....