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An elderly man was eating breakfast at a truck stop when some bikers stormed in, obviously all revved up. They’d been riding all day, and now, thoroughly energized, it was time for them to have a little fun and engage in their favorite pastime: brawling.
The three bikers slowly approached the old man sitting alone in his booth. He was the perfect target; he had no one to defend him, and even if he tried to stand up for himself, the bikers were each at least twice his size.

The three thugs loomed over the man’s table and stared at him. They wanted to intimidate him as much as possible. The first biker put out a cigarette in the elderly man’s eggs and sat down next to him in his booth.

The next biker picked up a nearly full glass of milk the old man was drinking and put it to his lips. He spit directly in the man’s drink, and casually took a seat at a nearby table, smirking at what he had just done.

The third and final biker picked up the entire plate of food the old man was eating and dumped it onto the ground. He laughed loudly and then sat down directly across from the old man, who was now, understandably, looking worried.

The old man looked at each of the three thugs who just ruined his breakfast and gave a big sigh. There was no use in fighting with them. He didn’t want trouble, and so he silently paid for his breakfast and left the diner.

The bikers all grinned as they watched the old man slowly make his way out of the diner and walk slowly toward the parking lot. One of the them turned to the waitress and sneered, “I guess he’s not much of a man.” The other two erupted in laughter.

The waitress paused for a moment, looking out the window. Then, she replied, “He doesn’t seem like much of a driver, either. He just hit three motorcycles while backing out.” The bikers all sprang to their feet and watched in horror as the old man sped off while their three bikes were left in pieces!

Even with hand sanitizer...?




Some people can use any opportunity to flirt...

The comedian, actor and former Tonight Show host turns 71 today.

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I originally became exposed to this song, when I was a little kid watching The Little Rascals.
There was one episode called 'Pinch Singer'. In it Alfala sang a tune (off-key).

It was 'I'm in the mood for love', (originally written by Jimmy McHugh & saxophonist James Moody).



Of course since then, I've heard a number of people sing the song,
including Sara Vaughn, Nat King Cole, Sam Cooke, Frank Sinatra, Barbara Streisand, Rod Stewart, Peaches & Herb, and many others.

It's also been used as a jazz standard to innovate with, most notably by the great alto saxophonist Charlie Parker;



and piano great Art Tatum;



But, you know the lyrics, or at least the beginning.

"I'm in the mood for love, simply because you're near me."

Wonderful. But, this is 2021 and perhaps it's time for an update more in tune (pun intended)
with the current century.

So, starting with the opening, "I'm in the mood for love, simply because"........

lets have fun adding our own suggestions to update the tune.

To get us started I'll suggest;

I'm in the mood for love simply because....... of Viagra.

or ....simply because.... quarantine ended.

or .....simply because .... of your D cups.

or.............. add your own suggestions, if you like.

It's been a crazy month with Hurricane Nicole whacking Mar-a-Lago, Trump abandoning TRUTH for a reinstated Twitter account, the judge on the FBI search no longer accepting delays, his accountant testifying against him in his tax fraud case.
I used to see a few news stories daily about the former president, it's more than 6 new ones daily. Did I forget anything? Oh yeah... he's officially campaigning for president in 2024.
Some candidates he supported have failed in the mid-term elections and it's creating a ruckus with the Republican Party with many wanting to distance themselves and not feel the ROT, that's the wRath of Trump.

Sit back and enjoy, we're not where near then end of this roller coaster ride!

I thought that story was debunked and put to rest. Apparently, not. Today, Yahoo! is still talking about it. No, 'he' didn't turn into a 'she' and have two daughters that were conceived via IVF. The ID's and voters registrations posted on social media are a fake. Seriously, fake.
The Michelle Obama transgender conspiracy theory... some have their beliefs.

The photo that made my day is the one of her pregnancy that shows Michelle with SIX fingers. I guess that means, she's not only transgender... but an alien too!

A kaleidoscope of fantasy!

As I slide my fingers through your long black hair,
Caress your shoulders and kiss your neck, I care,
Your body yields at my tender and sensual touch,
Your aching and longing is so wanton and much.

Soon our clothes have fallen to the floor below,
Our climax is soon to be reached, we both know,
My hand slides between your soft silken thighs,
Our hearts temperatures, and pulse begin to rise.

Love holds no bounds as we indulge in our lust,
For we have truth.. honesty in each other we trust,
Words are not needed, our senses reach their peak,
Soon we are spent, bodies trembling and so weak.

We have touched each other like no others before,
Our inner selves exhausted but still wanting more,
Our bodies are tired as your head rests on my arm,
I will love you forever never cause you any harm.

And Why Some Kids Don't Survive Childhood -

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, YALL!!