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Does this sound like your day at work at times?
I asked the corporate wellness officer, “Can you teach me yoga?” He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”
My boss says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.
The reason we “nod off to sleep” is so it looks like we’re just emphatically agreeing with everything when we’re in a boring meeting.
Teamwork is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
I always tell new hires, don’t think of me as your boss, think of me as a friend who can fire you.
My resumé is just a list of things I hope you never ask me to do.
There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin.
My annual performance review says I lack “passion and intensity.” I guess management hasn’t seen me alone with a Big Mac.
I get plenty of exercises – jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
I use artificial sweetener at work. I add it to everything I say to my boss.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
The boss frowns on anyone yelling: “Hey Weirdo!”
He says too many people look up from their work.
If our boss makes a mistake, it is our mistake.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station…
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
I’m out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential.
I don’t work well under pressure… or any other circumstance.
As heard on a comedy show tonight
"Hot, and all over my lap, when I'm driving"
"My wife & I have been married for 20 years.
The secret to a long marriage is to keep it fresh.
Every Thursday we have date night.
She brings hers, and I bring mine."
"I love women. Really. I wish they ran the world.
If they did, there were be no wars !
There would never be a moment of peace, but no wars."
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