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it is that time again
Day 2. Who is keeping track really...okay...I am
This is the second Robert blog in 2 days.
I must be sick...
I actually am sick.
Like our fellow blogger Palms, I too am getting over the flu.
It is that time again.
Turkey Day around the corner.
Who is looking forward to stuffing the turkey?
Robert?
...as a side note Jim: you may see question marks at the end of a sentence...but that is really not a question. :)
This is the second Robert blog in 2 days.
I must be sick...
I actually am sick.
Like our fellow blogger Palms, I too am getting over the flu.
It is that time again.
Turkey Day around the corner.
Who is looking forward to stuffing the turkey?
Robert?
...as a side note Jim: you may see question marks at the end of a sentence...but that is really not a question. :)
online today!
COSTEMOLOGIST
I'm always entertained when I read a profile and the person cannot spell their profession. In this case... wannabe profession. Today it's the woman in school to be a costemologist.
Of the list of favorites would be a doctir.
40 miles from me is a woman with a Bachelors Degree who is a part-time pediatrician and a stylist
It appears they lowered the bar in med school.
Of the list of favorites would be a doctir.
40 miles from me is a woman with a Bachelors Degree who is a part-time pediatrician and a stylist
It appears they lowered the bar in med school.
can u agree with me,?????
at 18 a lady is like a football team and 22 men behind her
at 28 a lady is like a basket ball team 10 men behind her
at 38 a lady is like a golf ball , one man behind her
at 48 alady is like a TT ball one man is pushing her to another
if u know u know
at 28 a lady is like a basket ball team 10 men behind her
at 38 a lady is like a golf ball , one man behind her
at 48 alady is like a TT ball one man is pushing her to another
if u know u know
Joke
Back on January 9th, a group of HELL'S ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped. Rod, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby , … what ’ cha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
"Why don't you give ol' Rod here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that, …and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, Rod gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It’s unclear if she jumped or was pushed.
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
"Why don't you give ol' Rod here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that, …and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, Rod gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It’s unclear if she jumped or was pushed.
One wonders, what could change his mind so drasticly. lol
In The New Yorker today;
It's hard time to imagine what could have Trump thinking so differently lately.
Don't worry so much
you'll probably still have family and friends close by.
In response to:
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Trump Suddenly Expresses Deep Concern About Conditions in Nation’s Prisons
By Andy Borowitz
11:34 A.M.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a sudden departure from his previous views on incarceration, Donald J. Trump said on Monday that he was “very, very concerned” about conditions in the nation’s prisons.
“These are very, very bad places,” Trump told reporters. “These are not places you would want to be.”
Trump criticized the “total lack of amenities” in the country’s federal penitentiaries, calling those prisons “a disgrace.”
“If you are locked up in one of those places, there is no TV in your cell,” he said.
“And good luck getting a Diet Coke. You can yell and yell and no one will go get you one. It’s a very sad, very sick situation.”
In addition to blasting the conditions inside the nation’s prisons, Trump also questioned whether “putting someone in jail for one or two felonies serves any purpose.”
“I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately,” he said. “Prison solves nothing.”
Andy Borowitz is the New York Times best-selling author of “The 50 Funniest American Writers,”
and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes the Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news, for newyorker.com
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Trump Suddenly Expresses Deep Concern About Conditions in Nation’s Prisons
By Andy Borowitz
11:34 A.M.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a sudden departure from his previous views on incarceration, Donald J. Trump said on Monday that he was “very, very concerned” about conditions in the nation’s prisons.
“These are very, very bad places,” Trump told reporters. “These are not places you would want to be.”
Trump criticized the “total lack of amenities” in the country’s federal penitentiaries, calling those prisons “a disgrace.”
“If you are locked up in one of those places, there is no TV in your cell,” he said.
“And good luck getting a Diet Coke. You can yell and yell and no one will go get you one. It’s a very sad, very sick situation.”
In addition to blasting the conditions inside the nation’s prisons, Trump also questioned whether “putting someone in jail for one or two felonies serves any purpose.”
“I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately,” he said. “Prison solves nothing.”
Andy Borowitz is the New York Times best-selling author of “The 50 Funniest American Writers,”
and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes the Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news, for newyorker.com
It's hard time to imagine what could have Trump thinking so differently lately.
Don't worry so much
you'll probably still have family and friends close by.
Trump gives advice to government workers not receiving paychecks.
And as a bonus, hot off The New Yorker today;
In response to:
Forever
By Andy Borowitz
10:57 A.M.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a bold initiative aimed at ending the shutdown, congressional Democrats on Thursday agreed to fund a border wall and reopen the government if Donald Trump leaves the country forever.
Calling the deal “a huge win for America,” the Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, said that Trump would get the wall he wanted plus the opportunity to do something “incredibly patriotic” for his country.
Pelosi brushed aside criticism of the offer’s 5.7-billion-dollar price tag, telling reporters, “When you consider what we are getting in return, nine trillion dollars would be a bargain.”
But, even as Pelosi touted the offer, some details remained unresolved, such as finding a country willing to accept Trump.
Although Russia has a practice of providing country houses to former leaders such as Nikita Khrushchev and Boris Yeltsin, it is unclear whether Trump’s two years of service to the Kremlin qualify him for such accommodations.
The White House offered no official response to the Democrats’ offer, but Trump’s lawyer Rudy Giuliani gave it a full-throated endorsement during an appearance on CNN.
“He should absolutely take this deal,” Giuliani said. “I mean, if he stays in the country, he’s probably going to prison.”
Andy Borowitz is the New York Times best-selling author of “The 50 Funniest American Writers,”
and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes the Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news, for newyorker.com.
Forever
By Andy Borowitz
10:57 A.M.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a bold initiative aimed at ending the shutdown, congressional Democrats on Thursday agreed to fund a border wall and reopen the government if Donald Trump leaves the country forever.
Calling the deal “a huge win for America,” the Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, said that Trump would get the wall he wanted plus the opportunity to do something “incredibly patriotic” for his country.
Pelosi brushed aside criticism of the offer’s 5.7-billion-dollar price tag, telling reporters, “When you consider what we are getting in return, nine trillion dollars would be a bargain.”
But, even as Pelosi touted the offer, some details remained unresolved, such as finding a country willing to accept Trump.
Although Russia has a practice of providing country houses to former leaders such as Nikita Khrushchev and Boris Yeltsin, it is unclear whether Trump’s two years of service to the Kremlin qualify him for such accommodations.
The White House offered no official response to the Democrats’ offer, but Trump’s lawyer Rudy Giuliani gave it a full-throated endorsement during an appearance on CNN.
“He should absolutely take this deal,” Giuliani said. “I mean, if he stays in the country, he’s probably going to prison.”
Andy Borowitz is the New York Times best-selling author of “The 50 Funniest American Writers,”
and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes the Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news, for newyorker.com.
This satire does give me an idea. Perhaps we should start a GoFundMe page to take donations
to have Trump resign the presidency. I mean, it will probably happen anyway, after the impeachment
happens. But, perhaps we can get Trump's resignation much sooner, if Trump can see that money waiting for him to resign.
Indeed, perhaps that guy who started the GoFundMe page to build the wall went about it the wrong way. Instead, he should have just asked for $1 from everyone who thinks Trump is an idiot.
That wall could have been paid for by now.
For the first time ever,.......
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Another Bubba a hole in my rubba
I think there is a connection between more brain dead people being born and poor quality Chinese made rubbers
Kyle Rittenhouse Asked To Step Outside And Defend The Courthouse While Verdict Is Being Read
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KENOSHA, WI—Moments before reading the verdict, the twelve jurors in the trial of Kyle Rittenhouse asked if the defendant would please step outside and defend the courthouse.
“We, the jury will perform our constitutional duty and declare the verdict in this case,” said one sweating juror, “But we, the jury also don’t want to die.”
“Objection, your honor, Rittenhouse does not possess an AR-15 to defend the courthouse; I have the AR-15,” said the prosecutor, swinging the weapon wildly about as onlookers nervously ducked behind benches. “Besides, protestors are heroes, people of upstanding character, and victims.”
Judge Schroeder ruled the prosecutor a doofus and allowed Rittenhouse to disarm the blubbering liar, load his weapon, and position himself defensively on the steps of the courthouse while the verdict was read.
Witnesses claim even the prosecution team was relieved to know Kyle Rittenhouse was out there protecting them.
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