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...who wants to be wound up, have a fight...anyone.. ?

We are always hearing about men who send inappropriate pictures and messages to women. Women rarely do that though. I wish women would send me inappropriate pictures and messages

Ever wondered why no one wrote or made a movie about Cinderella after she got married ...they lived happily ever after??? my arss ...

Would you like to know what really Happened -???

She was a Witch who loved to party all night ,stilettos, lingerie ,Sado-Maso ,...Her poor Prince had no chance , he died miserably after the wedding night ...
The End

no wonder no one told you about it

Today is the infamous CS Blog Boxing Day...here are the rules

:You get five rounds (5 comments each) a 6th comment is disqualifcaton

:You can say anything mean you wish (within CS parameters)

:Kicking, Biting, Scratching are all acceptable

A knockout would be someone who can't post their 5 comments

And being the Democratic societies we are, I will set up a Poll in the poll secton so everyone can anonymously vote the winner of each match..the winners will win an all expense paid city trip to_________???????

Here are todays contestants:

Match one: Cal vs Blue Thunder
Match two: BloodyBrlliant vs Cal
Match three: Gypsy vs Blue Thunder
Match four: Ian vs Crazyheart
Match five: Blue Thunder vs Ash

Happy Day

to keep the matches in order, please wait for comments until the match is over....all other comments will be deleted (sorry Map/DH/Ash) International Boxing Rules Association

These days we use condiments all the time, but how many of us stop and think about some of them that have become heroes or Villains?

My Hero is the explorer Mr. Celery Salt, he was the first to discover a lost tribe of Worcester Sauce in the Amazon Jungle.


And the notorious villain "Salsa Barbacoa", A nasty fellow who terrorised the Spanish population in Madrid. Captured in 2007 he is serving life in a maximum security prison, recently social media photos emerged of Salsa "Tea-bagging" a fellow inmate causing outrage in the tinned anchovy world.



Do you have any condiment heroes or villains where you are?

Held in Captivity, The ape Speaks out..



Should we put animals in zoos and make fun of them?

As singletons we are constantly thinking about how to get access to the opposite sex’s leisure facilities, more often men desire a decent fish supper and the ladies a nice battered sausage, but there are often complications or reasons why these don’t happen often enough, this is a problem and makes us all feel as useful as Stephen Hawking’s Bicycle.

There are some other known alternatives such as bags of chopped liver or juggling slugs but these don’t suit vegetarians.

In previous blogs I have described my relationships with a shopping trolley, and my relationships with inanimate objects, such as dating a coffee machine.

So, You could take an apple out to the movies, they have a very sensual skin, soft but crunchy and sweet inside, they produce a fine tasting liquid, will it help?...doubtful

Can you think of any alternative relationships that will reduce women from auditioning finger puppets or men from polishing their mutton muskets?

I've been getting lots of new 'women' on here e-mailing me today wanting to "get to know me" with lots of red flags within their profiles and emails.

But to me, this one is the funniest red flag.

The profile of a lovely "new" woman on here states that she is an atheist, and then in 'her' paragraph below, it states that she is "god fearing".

So, in summary she doesn't believe in gods, but she's afraid of them.

You CAN buy 'Love'. Only $11.80 & $11.10 shipping.

Remember having sex on a regular basis helps keep your memory alive
So I wish everyone a great 2016