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Will You Pay and Stay?

Few weeks ago, I joined another dating site but didn't pay a membership fee. Many male members viewed my profile and sent me messages but except for one or two free replies, I wasn't given access to the messages nor reply them. They said I need to upgrade to be able to connect with my potential mate... What a waste of time!

Like I said over and over again, I'm not looking for a date but I do get bored sometimes so I look at other dating sites and read if there's anything interesting there.

There are many dating sites that you can join for free and some of them have "chat" room...something that we don't have here.

Some of those that profess and boost countless of success stories charge from $40 - $60/month and give a good discount if you pay up for a 6 month membership. Are these sites any better than CS? Just because you pay for your profile, does that mean you are safe from scammers? Is your chances of finding a "soul mate" any higher?

I briefly checked out few online dating sites and I found all of them lacking...unattractive site, poor screening, fuzzy images, a lot of advertisements. Therefore, I conclude that CS is the best dating site ever.

So, if we are to pay a membership fee here, would you stay ? I'm only here for the blogs so I guess my membership fee will be a lot less than those who are looking for for their soul mate and those who are using the Forums, Polls, Games etc...

Will you please say something...

Would appreciate some company here...

Sometimes I get cranky from my routine life...doing same things over and over again...worse part is when something else complicates that routine and make it worse. Despite all of these tiresome, depressing, irritating and heartbreaking things to deal with, I won't give up my imperfect life...won't mind taking a short break though. Without the lows and downs I could never fully appreciate the highs and ups.

Time will come for all of us, time when we have to stop working, time to let our children have their own life, time to let all broken hearts healed, etc. Many of us will end up alone...I've never felt so alone yet but I can imagine what it would be like .

What if CS offers us a retirement home, in an island. Everything we need, want, whims will be provided for free. Fantastic weather, a home that provides royal treatments...including massage, advanced medical facilities, great night life and entertainment.

Will you sign up and give up the life you are living now?

If you we have to contribute to make this island fun to live in , what could/would you do ? I mean what services can you offer...volunteer?

Before you say no,here's a sneak peek...

We'll be living in one big house...


We'll be sharing meals here...nothing but 5 star cuisine...


open bar 24/7...


every bedroom has this...


others have to volunteer as entertainers...Track will pick his members


for Minerva, Ishatar and others who love dancing...


for Johnny, Angel, LJ, Loulou and those who like taking chances...


keeps us connected to those we left behind.


for the faithfuls...others are welcome to convert but no religious debate allowed..


for Sands and those who love organic produce....


we would need volunteers to milk the cows...Ian and Blue will lead the team...


The place is perfect for retirement...away from traffic, pollution, politics, crimes...

lovers can walk hand in hand watching the sun sets


CC and Red will love tending this garden...


Robert and his new found love....


Calypso and a gorgeous Turk...


Itchy reading more about voodoos...


Mimi..err DC and a hunky 69 years old...


Gentlejim and Catfoot....Ed, Zman and Miclee were with them but not included in the photo


KN giving a good advise to a fellow blogger...


Here's everyone enjoying the sun...


Have a fun Friday everyone!

Reading through profiles of women on my home page I see most have demands us lessor mortals could never meet, non smoker, must like dancing & travel, own hair & teeth love of animals & grandchildren, good sense of humour, financially independent etc etc, the list goes on, having given it some thought I've realised they're all looking for the same man the only one that fits all the criteria

Lots of birthday wishes and hugs from over here...




and here's my special present for you...

Handsome men to chat to - who is the one for you?

I do not buy a whole lot of cold cereal. But, I know I remember one time or another where I bought a box and poured that healthy stuff in my bowl waiting for those little dried fruit pieces to soften. mmmmmmm

I just bought a box of cold cereal. On the cover, it showed blueberries in there....strawberries. Yeah....this is what I want. I just poured myself a bowl....the dirty rats screwed me. There is no fruit in there.

Now I know why I need a woman....preferably a woman lawyer....preferably a woman lawyer named Sue.

A woman would not have fallen for that fake bait...she would have known there was no fruit in that box. Right?

Sometimes a person can run out of ideas to blog about. When you are a compulsive blogger as I am and just have to blog, you can come up with the most boring themes.

Today is such a day and I thought it well to give you my take on people born under the Zodiac sign of Aries. It is not all my own work as I relied on copying and pasting to some extend. There were so many sites involved and I not going to give credit to anybody as the same content were often duplicated in other sites making it impossible to recognize the original poster. In fact, the internet is riddled with this topic and it must be hollow by now.

Aries
Birth date: 21 March - 19 April
Aries is a sheep… sorry, I mean a ram. Sheepishness is not in his nature (see Pisces in chapter 12). His nature is butting heads. Sheep say Baahhh. Rams say Baaahhkkk OFF - and you better. Every Aries is pushy and knows everything, and they always cut against convention; so just get out of the way, ok?

People born under this sign believe that God is an Aries, demand undue respect and will force people to address them as "Master" if given the opportunity. They will often sign off their emails with "Your Leader”, “Your Overlord”, or “Your Chief”, etc. They are the most likely to go off on wild campaigns like “Save The Black Rhino” and to hell with the white Rhino. They like to meddle in the affairs of other people and will think nothing about re-organizing the potted plants in a neighbor’s garden during the night.

They will rarely say one thing and do another - they usually do things without discussing it. Never point this out unless if you want your eyes pulled out through your nose. They love Pisceans because they make them feel well grounded.

They will use guns to describe philosophical concepts. Whether they live in a palace or a cardboard shack, they will insist until death that it is exactly what they always wanted.

They made all their life decisions as a toddler. Many will marry several times (just for the hell of it) but never divorce. Their spouses have many freak accidents resulting in death or crippling injury.

Aries is ruled by Mars, god of "I Win, you Lose".

If you have murderous intent then either you or the voices in your head were born under this star sign.

Well, this is my take on Aries. During the next few weeks, I will bring you the other star signs whenever I have nothing better to blog about.


A marvelous day to all of you. Hang tight, the weekend is closing in.

CS MEN, are you lonesome tonight? Feeling so loveless and unlovable? Feeling like a looser? STOP!!! Don’t be… just sit back and relax , it’s time for you to meet CS eligible Calendar Girls and here they are::wink:

Ms January... is an Indonesian pu**y Cat living in a golden palace in Jakarta. Flaunting a DBD cup bra have a very sweet personality , timeless beauty and her nurturing hands will sure to keep you happy for the rest of your life. Her hobby includes blogging, travelling and collecting hunky men. All you need to do is book a ticket to Indonesia…so what are you waiting for?


Ms February... is a cape wearing witch from Ireland. This big blue-eyed broom rider is a toughie but doesn’t think twice to lend a hand to the oppressed and the needy. She loves to write poetry and weeding and gardening on weekends…. and chilling with a bottle of wine or two on cold lonely nights. If you fancy some moonlight romance, learn how to ride a broom and fly straight to her kingdom.


Ms March... is a drop dead gorgeous blonde from Spain. This hot horse-whisperer loves volunteering and dream interpretations. She knows exactly what you’re missing and can bring you back to life with her healing hands and soothing voice. So if it’s romance and soulmate that you are really looking for, try this temptress and you won’t ever regret relocating to Spain…I guarantee that.


Ms April... is a very charming and witty cougar from Scotland. No, no…don’t get me wrong, this cougar has it all : sharp but well-trimmed paws, seductive pangs, long wiggly tails, golden whiskers and to top it all, this cougar is a very talented writer with eyes that changes color from green to purple to yellow to blue and to red… eye color depends on her estrogen level. So if you know how to tame a cougar…go on…buy a leash and give her your best shot.


Ms May... is a very hot blooded lady from England. Her wisdom and s*xual expertise will never cease to amaze you. This very tough but kind-hearted ultra-blonde hottie with a very gentle nature loves and loves passionate sex , write poetry and read good books. She’s highly recommended for those are suffering from EDS , quickies and all those men who are badly in need to learn the art of lust and love making.

Superb!

6 AM my time here and just finished watching the Season 6 Episode 1 in Putlocker...WOW, I can't get enough of those zombies Can hardly wait for Episode 2!

Not really a big fan of zombies but the story is really great, how those strangers bonded together, care for each other as a family...so many positive things to learn from those characters...

I love all of those characters but I'm sure some of you have your favorite. Who's yours?