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Why is it so difficult to hide a happiness? When I'm happy, I'm wearing a big smile and grinning...people around me says that I'm like a walking sunshine and it's contagious too. Walking around smiling or grinning for some reasons unknown to others makes them wonder "what the heck is going on with her?!" and that makes them smile too

When I'm sad and grumpy, I don't show that to the world, I'm very good at hiding my negative emotions and wearing a fake smile that way I don't affect people around me.

Well, I have lots of reasons to be happy...you?

Well, woke up early here and having a nice cup of coffee...thinking and looking forward to happy days

You all have a nice day/night

Trump and his minions were actually bragging about how much interest there was in Trump's then upcoming rally in Tulsa Oklahoma, a state he had handily won in 2016.
But most of the interest turned out to be teenagers ACTING like they had interest to see Trump spew
blame & hatred on others. Instead of the 1 Million people who were supposedly going to overflow out of the under 20,000 seats spilling onto the grounds, they couldn't even come close to filling the arena. There were plenty of empty seats and no waiting outside. It turns out that the teenagers plotted on social media site Tic Toc to request seats and then fake that they were unable to attend. One gal even posted a video of her with a fake cough, stating that was the reason she couldn't go.

The children planned everything and took everything down from the media, so it would not get leaked into mainstream media.

Happy Father's Day Donnie.

Spending it with Ivonka ? You better not request the present you really want from her.

I enjoyed these and I thought you would too!









It's a beautiful Monday morning here. Have a great day and an even greater week ahead CS peeps!!

According to Wikipedia:

A troll is a supernatural being in Norse mythology and Scandinavian folklore. They dwell in isolated rocks, mountains, or caves, live together in small family units but their dwellings seems to be getting too congested for them so most of them now dwells on the internet with the ultimate purpose to sow discord by starting arguments or upsetting people, by posting inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community with the deliberate intent of provoking readers into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.

Lately, trolls became beings in their own right, where they live far from human habitation and are considered dangerous to human beings. Depending on the region from which accounts of trolls stem, their appearance varies greatly; trolls may be ugly and slow-witted, or look and behave exactly like human beings, with no particularly grotesque characteristic about them.

I guess this explains why most of the trolls doesn't have profile photo:



To better understand them, look closely to this:


and if you ever come across one...don't let it bother you. You can buy this at Angel's:




Have fun and be nice to trolls, they're not as lucky and happy as you

Happy birthday to a very nice lady!!!! May you have a wonderful day and many more birthdays!!!

This morning I received a huge shock, I had decided to carry out an unannounced quality and performance audit on myself.

I paced frantically as I audited myself, after I had finished my self audit I waited anxiously for the results, I failed!

I looked at the list of corrective actions I had given myself and was devastated at how bad I had done.

I know that if I dont complete these corrective actions I will end up being an inferior version of a superior version of myself.

Have you ever carried out an unannounced audit on yourself, and what was your result?

Walking backwards is the new trend in health & fitness; it’s excellent to hone your spatial awareness skills as it increases what you would have seen walking forwards by 50%, and is also known to increase the Wi-Fi signals in doughnuts.

Dr. Whet Faartz from the Irish Institute of Science has conducted studies that confirm walking backwards improves human skills such as finger pointing and clapping as well as helping those who are vowel deficient to be able to count to potato a lot easier.

Dr.Faartz also stated that Darwin would be proud of our step forward in evolution and that walking backwards properly will make a happier society, create world peace and reduce famine a little.

If you are an Emu or Kangaroo do not attempt to walk backwards as you cannot and will fall and possibly injure yourself.

Do you walk backwards and if so what benefits have you seen?

We're now 26 days from the U.S. Presidential election. The major party nominees have succeeded in unifying Murkuns to an extent undreamed of in modern times.



It is generally, if not unanimously, recognized that these two are the worst, most despised candidates for high office in the history of the Republic.

The author lady from Scotland has suggested it is the worst matchup in the history of Western Civilization.

Could be.

Is it possible at this point to replace them with more acceptable alternatives?
I'm taking nominations to replace...

and


Y'all may nominate replacement candidates in comments below, using this simple example as a format...

...Bonnie
...Clyde

The field is wide open.
Nominees are not required to have been born in Murka.
Nor are they required to be living. (See example above.)
They don't even have to be real.

I'd like to keep this blog positive...a search for BETTER replacements.

However, feel free to also suggest any replacements which might actually be WORSE than...



...if that be possible.

The chairman now opens the floor for nominations.

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Things must be getting a bit tough for our sweet little Irish Girls........




Story from the Irish Post:

AN IRISH woman who married the ghost of a 300-year-old pirate claims the couple have split up.

Amanda Teague, 46, from Drogheda, Co. Louth, married the Haitian pirate named Jack earlier this year.

The wedding to her ‘soulmate’ took place on board a boat in international waters off the Irish coast.

However the Irish Mirror reports the couple have called it a day after less than a year.

WARNING
Taking to social media, Amanda said: “So I feel it’s time to let everyone know that my marriage is over.

“I will explain all in due course but for now all I want to say is be VERY careful when dabbling in spirituality, it’s not something to mess with.”

The split is another blow for Jack, after he was purportedly executed for thieving on the high seas in the 1700s.

Pirates of the Caribbean fan Amanda previously told The Irish Post how she spent £4,000 to look like Captain Jack Sparrow, Johnny Depp’s character in the film.


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FOOTNOTE: No doubt we will be seeing her on CS shortly, possibly under the profile name of 'SparrowFart' ...
Looking for a man 99 - 300 ...
Must be naughtycle and have a jolly roger
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Breaking news ! Trump is holed up in the Whitehouse refusing to leave and hopefully holding his breath
until the Democrats approve $ 5 Billion for a wall.
That tactic may have worked with his father, when he was 5 years old.
But, it isn't happening.

Supposed author of 'The Art of the Deal'.

Meanwhile, most of Washington DC has quit on him and now Trump has caused a partial government shutdown.
It appears that yet another segment of the government will be rooting him out of office.
I'm sure they will wish him well.
"Have a nice impeachment."