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Feeling sleepy, feeling hungry, feeling bored...I have no idea what is it that I want at the moment...


What about you? ...

So I hop out of the shower. Standing naked in front of the mirror, I start brushing my teeth. Okay, next, I grab for the Q-tips. You know, you gotta keep your ears clean. Following all that, I grab my pit spray. Spraying my pits, it hits me. What the hell purpose does a man's nipples serve? Why do men have them? Hmmmmmmmm????? I thought they would have a purpose if I pierced them.

The only thing I can think of, do women get sexually aroused from a man's nipples? Otherwise, what in the world are they there for?

I will be leaving here shortly for dinner but I will be responding to comments when I get back.

I'd like to leave all the bad events and bad feelings behind with year 2015. I only want to take positive things with me when 2016 finally arrives.

So in this blog, I would like to offer peace to those I have misunderstood and argued ...those I have caused plenty of griefs...those I have flirted and disappointed...to those I have taken for granted...to those I didn't fully appreciated....and to those who misunderstood my humor, felt insulted and got hurt with the words I wrote and posted on my blogs and their blogs...and to good friends I've lost here...you know who you are.


and to those bloggers who make this site a great place to be...always make this place alive and kicking...a haven for all lonely, heartbroken, loveless, depressed, frustrated, angry, funny and happy people...you all know who you are...would be a long list if I have to write names here


Thank you all...for being here and a part of this wonderful virtual loveland


No one can say no to chocolates...chocolates can melt the hardest of heart...so everyone, feel free to offer peace and love to our fellow bloggers here

So tonight is my special night. lol I get to indulge into the wonderful. Cookies! I just got back from the store. What in the world have I become? It took me about 5 minutes to decide what cookies I wanted. For a second, I thought I was a female shopping for shoes.

and to the republic for which it stands...and to uphold all of its blogging rules and regulations...so help me God.


Have you ever tried to leave this strange, weird, wonderful Blogland? For how long?

I did, many times but I can't seem to stay away for so long. I told myself yesterday that I will make a complete break from here so I can do some spring cleaning and find a new hobby and spend more time with real friends

After a long call from our Angel here and reading a blog from dear Johnny, how am I supposed to turn my back from all these sweet caring friends here? I might never meet them or any of you but you all have became a part of my life. Your blogs have put big smile on my face and brighten many of my boring days and because of that, as long as I'm breathing and have good internet connection, I will keep on blogging and continue to make others smile with my crazy, naughty, stupidly funny blogs.

Thank you CS for creating this wonderful Blogland for us lonely, bored, strange, wonderful and lovable singles all over the world.

As per Zman's request, let's raise the CS Bloggers' Flag onCe again



Standing for TRUTH, REALITY and FREEDOM OF SPEECH

I learned long ago some people are just smug self righteous a**hole...begging for attention...



Crying in public about how they are mistreated or giving others grief for their perceived crimes...

Time to quit whinging and get a hold of yourself...start by taking your meds...you will feel better...

Hey...Life is beautiful...



Happy Holidays everyone...

It's been awhile , can't think of anything to blog about but I'm in the mood to have some fun here tonight. Been grumpy, cranky, depressed, frustrated, tired and quiet these days...have enough of that, badly need to smile, laugh and giggle...and be crazy

I was thinking of posting a blog but can't really make up my mind as to what topic but I have all these random thoughts keep going round and round in my head...yeah, I know I'm going crazy.

Well, how's your day? I spent half of mine sleeping then half of it on being a sex pest I was rolling some beef roulade earlier, it looked like a uncircumcised p*nis and made me think of naughty thoughts, my hunger disappeared Then I had some tingling in my boobs...my left boob...made me wonder if men have tingly boobs too?

Just messing with you people...and I apologize to all thoughtful friends who took time to send me messages but didn't receive any replies from me...not ignoring you and that's disrespectful of me, simply had no time to hang out here but I appreciate every single thoughts and mail...wishing you all good health and good luck in everything you do

Hey, don't beat yourself too much...we all go through some bad days It could be my turn sometime

Here's one when you wake up in the morning:




and of course one from James too:




just want you to know that many of us here will miss your blogs. Have some quiet time and come back here

Being one of the senior members in our family, the younger generation often asks me for advice. Upon my return yesterday, I received this email from one of my nieces.

Dear Uncle Cat,
I need your advice. As you know, my husband is between jobs for the last six months and yesterday morning my car broke down while going to work. I had to walk about a mile back home to enlist my husband’s help; useless as he is. When I got home, I caught him in bed with the twenty-year old daughter of our neighbor. I confronted him and he admitted to having an affair with her for the last six months. I fear my marriage is on the rocks and I don’t know what to do.
Your niece Annie.

Lucky for her, I have lots of experience regarding her dilemma. I’m including my reply in case any of you people should run into the same problem at some stage.

Dear Annie,
I noticed that your husband does not know much about the internal combustion engine. When a car stalls after being driven a short distance, the cause can be one or more of many things. Start by checking if the choke does not stick. If not, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the inlet manifold. You may also check for bare wires shorting against the engine. If that is not the problem, check for dirt in the fuel line. If none of the above solves the problem, it may be the fuel pump failing to get enough fuel to the carburetor. If you cannot solve the problem, give me a call and I’ll come over to sort it out.
Your uncle Cat.

She did not come back to me yet, so I can only assume the she got it sorted out. This is the problem with today’s youth. They never come back to say thank you.

Print this blog and keep it somewhere. You may need it in the future.


You have a great day out there.

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