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On suicide;

While very few will be able to check all three boxes, two is still better than one.

#1 Be nice. People tend to like people who are nice better than as$holes.

#2 Be interesting. While this is hard for some people, those who can pull it off will be liked by some, and if you can't manage it, then at least try and be #1.

#3 Be funny. A lot of people definitely can't pull this off, except in their own mind perhaps, but if you can people might tend to overlook your failings on #1 and #2.

And if you can't accomplish any of the above at least put up a pretty profile pic. And that concludes my three tips (plus bonus) for becoming a well liked blogger.

I clicked the Google birthday candles doodle & discovered that Jan. 21 is (among other things) the 33rd Annual National Hugging Day in Murka and several other countries.
Who knew

It's unclear which countries recognize the day, so check your local customs (and laws ) before running out & hugging everyone you meet.
Making it INTERnational Hugging Day would simplify things

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This is the fourth.



Who can beat me?



Is that even a question?

I think I am already beaten.

Sorry for hogging the first page.

Now bump me to the second page with something better than this silliness.

Will come back and delete these.

Sorry, if I interrupted any entertainment.

Now may I take my leave. Was stuck in traffic.

...everyone in your blog, like a handing out participation trophies?








...but I like my participation trophies.

Don't judge me.

Answering machine message,
"I am not available right now,
But thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some
changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the beep.
If I do not return your call,
you are one of the changes."

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My wife and I had words,
but I didn't get to use mine.
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Frustration is trying to find your glasses
without your glasses.
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Blessed are those who can
give without remembering
and take without forgetting.
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The irony of life is that,
by the time you're old enough
to know your way around,
you're not going
anywhere.
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God made man before woman
so as to give him time
to think of an answer
for her first question.
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I was always taught to respect my
elders,
but it keeps getting harder to find one.
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Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
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Aspire to inspire before you expire.
~~~~~

So very busy at work these days...hardly have any energy left to organize my new place

Had a little birthday-house warming party last Saturday, that was so much fun...got a new lovely set of bedroom furniture on Sunday- a very special house warming present from my Jerk...a little disappoint ( I actually had a fit) to cancel my subscription for a new phone line and internet services due to their poor "customer service" last Monday...aside from being busy at work, I can't remember what I did at home yesterday but for today, I woke up early and managed to go to Ikea and bought new bedroom textiles, duvets, bed sheets, some kitchen utensils, Christmas presents for my kids and candles ...and some not so yummy "footlong" and coke that was almost like water

Logged in on here last night, was about to post a blog then my phone started ringing...had to talk about issues at work for hours and didn't get a chance to post my blog



Well, this is just my way of saying "Hi!" and that I have really really missed you all...hope you're all having a lovely day/night there

With the recent economic crisis still lingering in Spain you'd expect spare parts for cars to be cheap in order to for businesses to make at least a small profit, but not so, parts are an exorbitant price, so much so that Spaniards have resorted to using cheap parts imported from Africa this has resulted in cars failing there annual safety test due to the parts not performing the tasks in a specified fashion The pictures below have the outer covers removed in order that you can see the imported parts.

Here we see an imported rear bumper that failed the test -



One car owner bought new padding for his seat which also failed -



This one failed as the speedo on this imported dashboard was unreadable -

I just love to at some of the blogs on CS! Some are informative or entertaining, but others are just plain -IDK!. Don't get me wrong, but don't these people know how to write and spell? And the topics! Some are GREAT, but some are simply dumb, and done! People post a blog to say HELLO or I'm BACK. Why, people even post a blog to say goodbye! Goodbye, hello, jello...anything goes on the blogs.

I love when people get in fights on blogs. Come on, admit it. It's better than television. You don't have to admit you find it interesting maybe you even have a crush on the blogger who is being bashed or is bashing . Is that why you are on CS all night and don't get any ? Or maybe you are the one in the thick of it all and your blood is boiling so bad, your quick comebacks have never been BETTER.

Its funny how people will leave the topics of the blog just to talk to each other ...and how they compliment each other on their photos, or they say something clever, or funny They also jump on to comfort when someone sings the blues . There are posters with the in their heart and others who are s. You can always count on them to save the day - or blog!

But why do people report the interesting blogs before we can read them? They get taken down and we never get to find out what happened in the fight! I mean that can be frustrating when a good friend disappears right in the middle of a ! Yep, people get deleted too and often we don't know why. .

There's lot of talk about on the blogs. Single people are often or have problems and some of the things they say are just . We share and to commiserate, but its hard to sip through the screen ! Sometimes there is but it is hard to get a bite . Usually things are , but someone better not step on your toes ....HEY! Aww, thats okay we all make mistakes!

At times there's trouble on the blogs and the meanies say really bad things. People get hurt and want to leave or report. It can be tough but we have to keep the . We need to share the and appreciate the in each other.

Its when people leave. We tell them we will miss them and to come back soon to CS! We'll have a ! Wow, I mean saying goodbye is !!!

There's a lot of heavy thought in some CS blogs . Someone will pose an interesting question or debate and things start geting good. But then an crashes in and breaks the mood You know, they'll thunder in and say something off-the-wall that hijacks the blog. That's when ya say : ! Everybody is now following the elephant. (You know, there's an elephant in the room?) Or maybe a ...

Aren't you glad no one can see you at your monitor, when you are reading or posting? Some of us look like this or this or this and this ! Best to keep it secret!

Lots of flirtatious bloggers (so keep an eye out- you may meet the love of your life) but sometimes there are that just go on and on... kinda like this blog.

Just be sure to bring the because you never know what's popping, especially if a well known blogger is another story! He also hosts a blog party afterwards, and sometimes there's . I keep trying to get a bite, but I never can.

- BLOG WATCHER

Any body who lives in the South MAY (?) have heard some of these before. ...sharing for everybody who appreciates the humor ....and no offense meant to all people who live this Southern lifestyle!
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A possum is a flat animal who sleeps in the middle of the road.

There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.

There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before.

If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.

Onced and Twiced are words.

It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!

Jawl-P? means, Did you all go to the bathroom?

People actually grow, eat and like okra.

Fixinto is one word. It means I'm going to do that.

There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there's supper.

Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. It is referred to as the Wine of the South.


Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.

The word jeet is actually a question meaning, 'Did you eat?'

You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.:

Ya'll is singular. All ya'll is plural.

All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.

You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car.

You only own five spices: salt, pepper, mustard, Tabasco and ketchup.

The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports, the motor sports, and gossip.

You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.

You know what a hissy fit is.

Fried catfish is the other white meat.

Wakee don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive!!!

You understand these jokes and forward them to your Southern friends and those who just wish they were from the SOUTH: