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I lost my set of house keys.

Called every place I have been to see if they found any keys. People would have thought I am a total nut. Nevermind!

I am not worried about the keys but miss my tiny gorilla in the key tag.

I don't think any fool will try to enter if they found out it's my keys.

Sooo..

If you have keys to my house, how would you surprise me without freaking me out?


Don't be an idiot and cuff yourself to the bed in a candy thong.

I am just curious. Please stand up and be counted for.

We get bored with the same hobbies, so here are some alternatives you could try:-

Paint your appliances with mud and flower seeds

Flower arranging using fire

Baking using sawdust and lightbulbs for a lighter mixture

Whooping and High fiving when your dog or cat burps

Sleep in your kitchen and eat baby food for a weekend (nappy wearing optional)

A hose pipe makes a great pet, easy to look after too

Suntanning your hands in a microwave

Grow vegetables in your keyboard


What are your hobbies and will you try an alternative?

I want to thank everyone who commented on my blog yesterday:

Name 5 cs bloggers you would want to be stranded on an island with?

I really enjoyed the interaction! It was fun! BTW, I still have some room left on my boat for anyone who wants to go to Palawan, Philippines with my group!

Let's do this again!

Have a nice weekend

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home.

2. It's important to have a woman who cooks from time to time.

3. It's important to have a woman who keeps the house clean.

4. It's important to have a woman who has a job.

5. It's important to have a woman who likes you.

6. It's important to have a woman who can be your very best friend.

7. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

8. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, who doesn't lie to you.

9. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed.

10. It's very, very important that these nine women do not know each other.

Sincerely,

Tiger Woods

Yes, what if...there was no Monday, can you imagine this world we live in without a Monday?...Then what, ask yourself, then what, mmm! we'll be mad some kind of different as today

Oh no...IS DAMN TUESDAY

I'm NOT complaining...I just want to whine a little bit

We've just had a little Christmas party at work...then we had that "Secret Santa" thing. The rule was you pick a name and buy him/her a gift not less than 15JDs, that's about $21. Well, I was excited about it and put a lot of thoughts on my present. I picked the name of my vegetarian colleague and bought him a wooden sculptor of an Eagle worth 25JDs and I can tell from his reaction that he's very happy with what he got and rightly guessed that it was from me

I had hard time unwrapping the present that had my name, it was tightly wrapped with lots of sticky tapes and bows... really excited about it but got a little disappointed when it was finally revealed : A Coffe Mug worth 2 JDs I had hard time guessing who's the meanie who gave it to me... OK, my first reaction was disappointment, it probably showed on my face but hey, the mug says: SUPERMOM I gave her a hug and a nice "thank you" for that cheap but lovely mug...

One of the guy was obviously disappointed...he got 3 gift voucher from Mothercare worth exactly 5jds each. Why would one give a man, a young single man gift vouchers from Mothercare ? A shop full of children's clothing

Well, they say it's the thought that counts but sometimes we can't help feeling disappointed when we feel that they didn't put a lot of thought when giving you a present

Have a great day/night everyone

Women - know your limits

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