Pleasant surprise!
I lost my set of house keys.
Called every place I have been to see if they found any keys. People would have thought I am a total nut.
Nevermind!I am not worried about the keys but miss my tiny gorilla in the key tag.
I don't think any fool will try to enter if they found out it's my keys.
Sooo..
If you have keys to my house, how would you surprise me without freaking me out?
Don't be an idiot and cuff yourself to the bed in a candy thong.
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not mine!
Just wanted to relax my mind and start the day with something not very serious.
Hope all going well with studies and all.
It's probably not a symptom of early onset dementia. Maybe.
So forget 'bout it
Dementia ?
I can afford convenient amnesia for the day. Not dementia.
Just stress. Can't be anything else. I must have dropped it while getting out. Must have kept it on my lap instead of putting it in my hand bag.
Hope everything is good and steady in your relationship.
Balloons may be.
Helium filled Balloons. yes.
Hamsters. No.
I don't want anyone to expect me to be at their service after getting in uninvited.
Or was it bubble tea?
Or was it a bubbly you wanted to open?
Or did you say you get in a leotard, libtard, or a leftard?
I need a lawyer. Or is it a doctor that I must see. I don't know anymore. I think I am not right. I must be thinking left.
Poor Usha ! Think tank is cross wired.
Based on all the funny pictures you share here.
Naaah! I know, you know the way to melt a woman's heart.
Or was it bubble tea?
Or was it a bubbly you wanted to open?
Or did you say you get in a leotard, libtard, or a leftard?
I need a lawyer. Or is it a doctor that I must see. I don't know anymore. I think I am not right. I must be thinking left.
Poor Usha ! Think tank is cross wired.
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HEAVEN BE PRAISED!!
She's thinking clearly & making SENSE again... she's back to her old self!
What was tour comment
Oh yeah "normal bloggers are so one dimensional and boring"
You made me smile. Now I am thinking if my normal self is normally a confused one.
This ones for you Usha
Food is never a way to my heart. I don't like food.
Stay in the kitchen. I have better things to do in a kitchen than cooking .
Now don't get me wrong. I meant knife throwing.
I said I was lying about knife throwing.
So have some faith.
So, I´m just waiting for you in the garden, Usha