Here is a list of Comedy Blogs ordered by Most Commented, posted by members. A Blog is a journal you may enter about your life, thoughts, interesting experiences, or lessons you've learned. Post an opinion, impart words of wisdom, or talk about something interesting in your day. Update your blog on a regular basis, or just whenever you have something to say. Creating a blog is a good way to share something of yourself with others. Reading blogs is a good way to learn more about others. Click here to post a blog.
Happy Birthday Enigma
Happy Birthday Enigma! May you have many, many more!
God bless you!
Would You Rather...
I think sitting across from Adolf would give me bigger Heebie jeebies than eating navel cheese. You?
Trump - "The only man who can bring down a funeral." lol
Part 1;
So you think you can judge
Day 1;
You call that an investigation ?
Satire from The Borowitz Report
By Andy Borowitz
10:28 A.M.
Nation’s Criminals Ask for F.B.I. Investigation Kavanaugh Just Got
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In the latest controversy to envelop the Supreme Court nominee, criminals across the United States are demanding that their cases receive the kind of F.B.I. investigation that Brett Kavanaugh just got.
From coast to coast, perpetrators of crimes ranging from arson to bank robbery are arguing that, if the F.B.I. investigates them at all, such investigations should be extremely limited in scope.
Harland Dorrinson, a criminal lawyer in Cleveland, said that his clients have followed the Kavanaugh probe “with great interest” and see it as “tailor-made” for the crimes for which they stand accused.
“My clients are asking that the F.B.I. investigate them for no more than five days and only talk to the witnesses I designate,” Dorrinson said. “We think this could be a huge time saver for everybody.”
One of his clients, Denton Faldo, currently faces twenty criminal counts of cooking and selling meth, but wants the F.B.I. to investigate only an unrelated speeding violation.
“It’s important that the F.B.I. wrap up this investigation by Friday and release me from jail in time for the weekend,” Faldo said. “A man’s life is in tatters.”
Andy Borowitz is the New York Times best-selling author of “The 50 Funniest American Writers,”
and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes the Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news, for newyorker.com.
Seriously, what a sham of an investigation. They didn't even interview Dr. Ford, or another accuser.
They never interviewed Kavanaugh's college roommate.
It seems 5 days was not nearly enough of an investigation, not that I guessed it would be.
"There is no God"
and then it says stay away from fools .
Well thanks be to "LOGIC" for that loophole.
Now all we have to do to avoid these bull shit opinionated blogs and bloggers is state that fact in the headline of our blogs.
Then Hey-presto
No more condescending preachers bearing a well hidden ill willed insult within a message of so called good wishes.
Logic !
A TIME FOR A ROLL CALL...
Where is everybody?
Sista, Wallops, Wen, Cal, Hans, Mic,Keys, Fly, Kandy, LJ, KN, Nam and anyone else not around here lately?
I've been missing the birthday celebrant Wel for so long now and all her lovely kittens and also GG and Val.
and also Angelvega
Would be lovely to hear from you guys...
Why Do We Have Emoticons?
I cannot claim to be an
. In fact, I’m a little 
at the best of times, but it 
me when somebody calls me a 
. Nothing can 
me more than who 
about things they know nothing about, but somehow I always get 
with them. I get 
when more than one 
try to to me at the same time and I 
it when somebody 
all the time.I gave up
for the umpteenth time a few months ago. I can get 
with myself because I normally start again after a year or so. This is so unlike to when I gave up 
30 years ago. I feel so 
about it that I celebrate it with a few 
whenever I get the opportunity.I
to but I don’t like 
people. When I go to a , I normally position myself close to the 
so I can 
the 
making 
of themselves while I 
up their 
.I wish we had many more emoticons so we could
all our blogs like this. I realize that it will take more time in the beginning, but it will go much 
once we get used to it.I
if it worked but I tried this 
to if I can trick you into reading my whole blog.
May you have a grand weekend.
ROLL CALL!!...
All we know for now is, that she is female, and she is gone... no other information about her description or what she was wearing or anything to go on, regarding this missing CS female... has anyone seen her or know her where abouts? If you have seen her or know her where abouts, please contact me, and you will remain anonymous... there is a reward, but it is a surprise that is to be paid out by Angelpepper-face. Thank you,
ROLL CALL!...
1. SistaCallie ... HERE
New
I'm new here
Guidance needed, thank you
Oh! And also, be gentle with me please?
A Blog is a journal you may enter about your life, your thoughts, interesting experiences, or lessons you have learned. It's your own page on Connecting Singles that you can update on a regular basis, or just whenever you have something to say. You can write about an opinion, impart words of wisdom, or talk about something interesting in your day. Creating a blog is a good way to share something of yourself with Connecting Singles members. Reading blogs is a good way to learn more about members you have met here. Please be sure to read the blog rules before posting.
Would YOU like to post a blog on Connecting Singles? Have you written blogs that you'd like to share with other members? Posting your blogs shows your skill and creativity and helps members get to know you better. Your blog will appear on the Connecting Singles Blogs page and also in a link on your profile page. Click here to post a blog »