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Eating Weird stuff
We constantly hear from vegetarians that eating meat and other foods is bad and we should think of the animals...
What about the rights of vegetables? Surely they feel pain in some way or another?
I’m not knocking vegetarians etc. they have a right to their opinions.
I myself am a vagitarian when the mood strikes.
There is another group we don’t hear much about, it falls under the name “Pica” which (thanks to Wikipedia) means the consumption of substances with no significant nutritional value, This often happens with pregnant women.
Some examples:-
• Cautopyreiophagia (burnt matches)
• Coniophobia (dust)
• Coprophagia (feces)
• Emetophagia (vomit)
• Geomelophagia (raw potatoes)
• Geophagia (dirt, soil, clay)
Do you eat anything like this? (perhaps when pregnant) and why?
What about the rights of vegetables? Surely they feel pain in some way or another?
I’m not knocking vegetarians etc. they have a right to their opinions.
I myself am a vagitarian when the mood strikes.
There is another group we don’t hear much about, it falls under the name “Pica” which (thanks to Wikipedia) means the consumption of substances with no significant nutritional value, This often happens with pregnant women.
Some examples:-
• Cautopyreiophagia (burnt matches)
• Coniophobia (dust)
• Coprophagia (feces)
• Emetophagia (vomit)
• Geomelophagia (raw potatoes)
• Geophagia (dirt, soil, clay)
Do you eat anything like this? (perhaps when pregnant) and why?
I drink too much ...
Woke up this morning with the hangover from hell and a vague memory of kissing a camel who turned into the ugliest woman I'd ever seen. Bit of a relief to realize that was my last blog and trick photography. Boxing Day isn't even a blur, I might have slept through it.
That's is. No more drinking is my New Year resolution. The minute I've got Hogmanay over and done with.
In the meantime -
That's is. No more drinking is my New Year resolution. The minute I've got Hogmanay over and done with.
In the meantime -
The 'Craziest' Idea yet to Fight the Virus
Today in The New Yorker;
I've watched a lot of both Governor Murphy & Governor Cuomo's daily briefings. They've both done an effective job. However, Cuomo takes more time to explain, consider and essentially embrace & refute alternatives. I feel he resonates better with the public, explaining why he carefully considers and chooses methods. While he got little support in campaigning, honestly, he is very presidential in his leadership, and something this country has sorely missed since Obama left office.
In response to:
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Nation’s Governors Consider Forming Country
By Andy Borowitz
April 13, 2020
AMERICA (The Borowitz Report)—In order to better coördinate their efforts to combat the coronavirus, the nation’s governors are considering the extraordinary step of forming a country.
The radical proposal is an unusual bipartisan effort, spearheaded by the Democratic governor of Michigan, Gretchen Whitmer, and the Republican Governor of Ohio, Mike DeWine.
“Mike and I were bidding against each other for masks and ventilators, and I was, like, ‘Mike this is crazy,’ ” Whitmer said. “ ‘It would be so much better if we just worked together and formed a country.’ ”
DeWine said that Whitmer’s proposal of creating a country out of the fifty states “made a lot of sense.”
“It was one of those moments where someone throws out a nutty idea and you think, ‘Hold on, let’s think on that for a second,’ ” he said.
While the idea of the fifty states coming together to form a country is still in the embryonic stage, DeWine said that the states would ideally create a “federal government” led by a “President.”
“We’re all in agreement that it would be amazing to have a President right now,” DeWine said.
A straw poll of the governors indicates that the front-runner for President of this yet-to-be-named country is one of their own: Governor Andrew Cuomo, of New York.
“Andrew keeps saying that he doesn’t want to be President,” Whitmer said. “And I’m, like, ‘Dude, you already are.’ ”
Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Nation’s Governors Consider Forming Country
By Andy Borowitz
April 13, 2020
AMERICA (The Borowitz Report)—In order to better coördinate their efforts to combat the coronavirus, the nation’s governors are considering the extraordinary step of forming a country.
The radical proposal is an unusual bipartisan effort, spearheaded by the Democratic governor of Michigan, Gretchen Whitmer, and the Republican Governor of Ohio, Mike DeWine.
“Mike and I were bidding against each other for masks and ventilators, and I was, like, ‘Mike this is crazy,’ ” Whitmer said. “ ‘It would be so much better if we just worked together and formed a country.’ ”
DeWine said that Whitmer’s proposal of creating a country out of the fifty states “made a lot of sense.”
“It was one of those moments where someone throws out a nutty idea and you think, ‘Hold on, let’s think on that for a second,’ ” he said.
While the idea of the fifty states coming together to form a country is still in the embryonic stage, DeWine said that the states would ideally create a “federal government” led by a “President.”
“We’re all in agreement that it would be amazing to have a President right now,” DeWine said.
A straw poll of the governors indicates that the front-runner for President of this yet-to-be-named country is one of their own: Governor Andrew Cuomo, of New York.
“Andrew keeps saying that he doesn’t want to be President,” Whitmer said. “And I’m, like, ‘Dude, you already are.’ ”
Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.
I've watched a lot of both Governor Murphy & Governor Cuomo's daily briefings. They've both done an effective job. However, Cuomo takes more time to explain, consider and essentially embrace & refute alternatives. I feel he resonates better with the public, explaining why he carefully considers and chooses methods. While he got little support in campaigning, honestly, he is very presidential in his leadership, and something this country has sorely missed since Obama left office.
online today!
The smell of your fingers...
The smell of my fingers after eating peel & eat shrimp is enough to make me wash my hands at least 5 times and if it lingers, I'll add a few rounds with alcohol.
I doubt other people resort to this... but that's the way I'm wired.
I doubt other people resort to this... but that's the way I'm wired.
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Hunter Biden is going down...
It's about time this criminal has to face the music. That sweet deal he got for his tax crime and gun possession is going away now that his missing laptop showed up at a yard sale in Lansing, Michigan. Someone bought it for $20 and while downloading the latest Windows security updates, all his personal information, emails, photos of him and prostitutes that were in a hidden folder, suddenly became accessible.
The new owner knew he had something special and contacted the RNC wanting to turn over something so valuable. He wants to be reimbursed for for his efforts and the first person who can cough up $10,000 gets the laptop!
In other Hunter Biden news:
The new owner knew he had something special and contacted the RNC wanting to turn over something so valuable. He wants to be reimbursed for for his efforts and the first person who can cough up $10,000 gets the laptop!
In other Hunter Biden news:
online today!
Is it wrong?
For a guy to want his girlfriend to dress up as Zena the Warrior Princess?
I remember - actually no I don't
There's a joke doing the rounds on Facebook, which says 'If my memory gets any worse I'll be able to plan my own surprise party'
I'd probably then make other plans for the same night.
My favourite cousin is having a milestone birthday down in That England later this month. Eight hour drive. No worries, count me in, wouldn't miss it.
A good friend here in Scotland is having a milestone birthday later this month. Great, count me in, wouldn't miss it.
Same weekend.
I really should get a diary.
I was beginning to think it was an age thing
but everyone, all ages, seems to be saying 'oh I FORGOT'.
Sun-spot activity? Please make me feel better, tell me what you forgot. If you can remember.
I'd probably then make other plans for the same night.
My favourite cousin is having a milestone birthday down in That England later this month. Eight hour drive. No worries, count me in, wouldn't miss it.
A good friend here in Scotland is having a milestone birthday later this month. Great, count me in, wouldn't miss it.
Same weekend.
I really should get a diary.
I was beginning to think it was an age thing
but everyone, all ages, seems to be saying 'oh I FORGOT'. Sun-spot activity? Please make me feel better, tell me what you forgot. If you can remember.
What Is It About Men Eh?!
Having a hilarious night here...
I finally agreed to meet someone...he would have been the very first one!
We agreed to go dancing and a little drinking tonight
Went to my day time work, hurried back home late afternoon, shaved, did my nails and waited for the big moment while we were exchanging messages.
He said to take my time and enjoy dinner with my son and friends coz the fun won't be till late and just text him when I'm ready so I assumed we will go late.
I attended a Bible study with my friends, I told him I'll be offline for an hour but the Bible study finished a bit late then texted him that I'm ready and prefer to meet him in a roundabout near me...I mentioned a donut shop. He asked if we're going to have donuts, I said I won't mind if he fancy some eclair and they sell coffee too( I was joking! He got pissed off, he said he want to drink and dance so I said OK, I simply suggested we meet in the donut shop because I've never been to this place he's planning to take me, from this roundabout we can go to this disco place. He said, he didn't know the place and he's taking taxi and would feel like an idiot walking around looking for me He said wanted us to take a taxi coz he wanted to drink so I said I will drive when he's intoxicated, he said he wanted us both to drink.
He lashed out at me for being late and being dishonest about the Bible study, we started arguing...and we haven't even met yet ffs! so I told him to get some sleep and called the whole thing off.
Took off my clothes, grabbed my laptop and posted a blog..boy, feels good be here
Goodnight, Shawn!
I finally agreed to meet someone...he would have been the very first one!
We agreed to go dancing and a little drinking tonight
Went to my day time work, hurried back home late afternoon, shaved, did my nails and waited for the big moment while we were exchanging messages.
He said to take my time and enjoy dinner with my son and friends coz the fun won't be till late and just text him when I'm ready so I assumed we will go late.
I attended a Bible study with my friends, I told him I'll be offline for an hour but the Bible study finished a bit late then texted him that I'm ready and prefer to meet him in a roundabout near me...I mentioned a donut shop. He asked if we're going to have donuts, I said I won't mind if he fancy some eclair and they sell coffee too( I was joking!
He got pissed off, he said he want to drink and dance so I said OK, I simply suggested we meet in the donut shop because I've never been to this place he's planning to take me, from this roundabout we can go to this disco place. He said, he didn't know the place and he's taking taxi and would feel like an idiot walking around looking for me He said wanted us to take a taxi coz he wanted to drink so I said I will drive when he's intoxicated, he said he wanted us both to drink.He lashed out at me for being late and being dishonest about the Bible study, we started arguing...and we haven't even met yet ffs! so I told him to get some sleep and called the whole thing off.
Took off my clothes, grabbed my laptop and posted a blog..boy, feels good be here
Goodnight, Shawn!
@ DC
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