I remember - actually no I don't
There's a joke doing the rounds on Facebook, which says 'If my memory gets any worse I'll be able to plan my own surprise party'I'd probably then make other plans for the same night.
My favourite cousin is having a milestone birthday down in That England later this month. Eight hour drive. No worries, count me in, wouldn't miss it.
A good friend here in Scotland is having a milestone birthday later this month. Great, count me in, wouldn't miss it.
Same weekend.
I really should get a diary.
I was beginning to think it was an age thing
but everyone, all ages, seems to be saying 'oh I FORGOT'. Sun-spot activity? Please make me feel better, tell me what you forgot. If you can remember.
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Hey Sands
Beginning to sound more like a plague, to be sure.
"Oh," she said, "was I driving?"
A: No. Memory storage is not the problem. Memory retrieval is.
"Well, to tell the truth, Doc, yes," answered the patient. "You see, I seem to be getting forgetful. I'm never sure I can remember where I put the car, or whether I answered a letter, or where I'm going, or what it is I'm going to do once I get there -- if I get there. So, I really need your help. What can I do?"
The doctor mused for a moment, then answered in his kindest tone, "Pay me in advance."
I put absolutely everything into it. Appointments, birthdays, nights out, buy battteries. ..everything.
And set reminders for yourself so you will never forget, or double date again. Simples.
Even the corny jokes aren't cheering me up.
I looked at the calendar app but it seemed to be preprogrammed with public holidays and wouldn't let me in. Me being thick again?
Maybe a tattoo on my hand. REMEMBER REMEMBER SMARTIE
Later. If I remember.
I just checked my itinerary, and I am free until 2042.
did before.
You're worrying yourself about nothing, Biff.
Forget about it! :grin :
Look on the bright side...
Easter's coming soon. You'll be able to hide your own eggs.
Best part is the dog will watch me like a hawk and lead me to the ones I forgot so I won't be tearfully asking on CS if you were an egg, where would you be ...
Name 15 animals in 30 seconds.
It does make some sense...everyone knows 15 animals.
The test is if one is able to quickly RETRIEVE the information.
You're worrying youself about nothing, Biff!
Forget about it!
Look on the bright side...
Easter's coming soon. You'll be able to hide your own eggs.
hang on
deja vu!
to sleep, perchance to dream, that is the question. Hark! what light from yonder window breaks?
Still know my Macbeth, anyway.
And I haven't a clue what disheen is
Listen, I'm here all day Wednesday, love you lot lots, catch you later xx
Interesting blog. You know, Hmm, I forgot what I was going to say here.
I had it just a moment ago. I'm trying to think but nothing's happening.
Oh well, just stopping by to say Hi and to wish you a nice happy day and night.
Surprise visit I said meet me at the bus station I said
Write it down I should have said
:Verymad:
If you can find that quote in macbeth I'll retire and take up haggis farming
I write down everything. If I don't, I'll forget. Sometimes I'll put notes in my phone, but I do forget to look it up.