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Friendship Free Of Religious Barriers
I've distant myself from friends for a long time now, only occasionally see one or two when I feel so bored or when they unexpectedly pay me a visit.
My life is home with my kid, work, sleep , chat with my BF and Blogs ...sounds perfect to me.
Yesterday a friend called and told me that 2 old friends were asking about me and they would love to come visit me. I said Ok and she asked if it's OK to bring some members in their church so they can have a prayer meeting in my place , I was reluctant but said OK anyway.
Woke up early today, earlier than usual so I can prepare. She said about 10 of them will come . We cooked lots of Filipino foods , I baked some cake, lots of food and I was worried I will be left with lots of left overs
7pm, 2o persons came along with their church pastor
out of 20, I only know 5 but it went great,
They had their prayer meeting then we had dinner and almost finished all the foods . That was unexpected but I felt happy that these people graced my home with their presence . It's a fun night and I felt very much human entertaining them.
My son is Muslim and was happy having them and listening to them sharing about their faith and beliefs.
They all left at 11:30 pm and left me with an invitation to their church tomorrow, I nicely declined but promised to visit them sometimes .
Hope you're all having a lovely day/night
My life is home with my kid, work, sleep , chat with my BF and Blogs ...sounds perfect to me.
Yesterday a friend called and told me that 2 old friends were asking about me and they would love to come visit me. I said Ok and she asked if it's OK to bring some members in their church so they can have a prayer meeting in my place , I was reluctant but said OK anyway.
Woke up early today, earlier than usual so I can prepare. She said about 10 of them will come . We cooked lots of Filipino foods , I baked some cake, lots of food and I was worried I will be left with lots of left overs
7pm, 2o persons came along with their church pastor
out of 20, I only know 5 but it went great,They had their prayer meeting then we had dinner and almost finished all the foods . That was unexpected but I felt happy that these people graced my home with their presence . It's a fun night and I felt very much human entertaining them.
My son is Muslim and was happy having them and listening to them sharing about their faith and beliefs.
They all left at 11:30 pm and left me with an invitation to their church tomorrow, I nicely declined but promised to visit them sometimes .
Hope you're all having a lovely day/night
You Don’t Understand Us.
The other day somebody posted a blog about what women really mean when they say something. I’m afraid we also have such a ‘secret code’ and to eliminate some of the confusion, I thought it wise to list some of these phrases.
You really look pretty/beautiful/gorgeous today.
I want sex tonight.
I love you.
I want sex and I want it now.
You are pretty when you wake up.
I know you're probably going to be late for work, but I want sex before we get up.
You look just fine.
You look ghastly but I don’t want you sulking all day and I still want sex tonight.
Why don’t you and the kids visit your mother this afternoon and leave the kids there for the night?
I want to play pool this afternoon while you’re with your mom and have uninhibited sex tonight while the kids are not around.
I want to spend a quiet afternoon at home today.
I want to watch the game on TV and have sex afterwards.
We must spend more quality time together.
We don’t have sex often enough.
Of course I’ll massage your feet.
Great! We always have sex afterwards.
Must I fix the shower today?
What is the hurry? We never have sex in the shower.
I’ll fix the stove as soon as I get a chance.
Call the electrician. I won’t get a chance because I must fix the bed that we broke last night. I know you don’t like having sex on the floor.
I’ll fix the toilet later.
Later is an unspecified time. I don’t like this job and will do it as soon as we are up to our ears in the shit. We don’t need a toilet to have sex.
I’ll see what I can do.
Call the plumber. I don’t know how to fix toilets and I don’t want to smell poo all the time while we have sex.
Well, these are just a few but I’m sure it will be of great assistance. It should help to translate a lot of other phrases. Once you get to understand our basic needs, it becomes easy. Women like to think the men only think about sex but the above clearly demonstrates that it is not so.
You have a great day out there.
You really look pretty/beautiful/gorgeous today.
I want sex tonight.
I love you.
I want sex and I want it now.
You are pretty when you wake up.
I know you're probably going to be late for work, but I want sex before we get up.
You look just fine.
You look ghastly but I don’t want you sulking all day and I still want sex tonight.
Why don’t you and the kids visit your mother this afternoon and leave the kids there for the night?
I want to play pool this afternoon while you’re with your mom and have uninhibited sex tonight while the kids are not around.
I want to spend a quiet afternoon at home today.
I want to watch the game on TV and have sex afterwards.
We must spend more quality time together.
We don’t have sex often enough.
Of course I’ll massage your feet.
Great! We always have sex afterwards.
Must I fix the shower today?
What is the hurry? We never have sex in the shower.
I’ll fix the stove as soon as I get a chance.
Call the electrician. I won’t get a chance because I must fix the bed that we broke last night. I know you don’t like having sex on the floor.
I’ll fix the toilet later.
Later is an unspecified time. I don’t like this job and will do it as soon as we are up to our ears in the shit. We don’t need a toilet to have sex.
I’ll see what I can do.
Call the plumber. I don’t know how to fix toilets and I don’t want to smell poo all the time while we have sex.
Well, these are just a few but I’m sure it will be of great assistance. It should help to translate a lot of other phrases. Once you get to understand our basic needs, it becomes easy. Women like to think the men only think about sex but the above clearly demonstrates that it is not so.
You have a great day out there.
Horoscopes Reloaded 2
Any resemblance between real people and these horoscopes are absolutely intentional. As promised, today we can have a look at bulls and twins. And as with the previous, I relied on cutting and pasting to some extend.
Taurus Birth date: 20 April - 20 May
Taurus is a cow… apologies, a bull. Cows give milk; bulls give you nothing but grunts and snorts. They take whatever they want, whenever they want it - your food, your favorite chair, your time, your energy, your money, your stuff - it's all theirs. They just graze through life, eating everything in their paths.
Taureans are known for their sense of humor and their ability to laugh at the weirdest things. They have an uncanny ability to pick winning lottery numbers. Research tells us that Taureans are at least as likely as other people to win the jackpot. Their lucky numbers are anything between 1 and 100.
They are excellent embezzlers and are often employed as bank mangers. Other popular occupations for them include teachers, waste-disposal-experts, doctors, builders, plumbers, computer programmers, funeral directors, and impersonators.
All Elves are all born under this sign due to the Elf mating season being only a few days long towards the end of July. This means that the average height of the Taurus male is around 4ft 3in, whilst the female average is approximately 3ft 9in. With their warped sense of humor that works as a defense against their height deficiency, Taureans are said to be excellent lovers but for some unknown reason, lousy dancers.
They bear grudges about things that never happened. This may stem from the feelings of inadequacy resulting from being beaten by Aries for the first place in the zodiac line up.
Taurus is ruled by Venus - goddess of stuff and money.
If you are impatient and pushy; forever in hurry to intending to get to the nowhere, you were born under this sign.
Gemini Birth date: 21 May - 21 June
Gemini is a pair of twins and can't stick to one decision for a minute; totally nuts. Don't date with a Gemini unless you want to go insane. The one will love you while the other will cheat you and you will never know who is who.
Most people born under the sign of Gemini are schizophrenic. Not all Gemini are affected, some are charming, social and intelligent beings who won’t poke their fingers in your eyes.
They are progressive, outgoing, and one of the most popular rides at a party but all that can change in the time it takes to sneeze. They are highly competitive, cannot resist it to take risks, and are likely to accept the any bet without thinking.
Geminis are always on some sort of medication though not always legal. They talk a lot but mercifully mostly to themselves and will often pick animated arguments with themselves in the bath or shower.
Dates are important to Gemini and they will only rarely forget birthdays, anniversaries or any other occasions on which they can purposefully avoid sending greeting cards or presents.
They drive funny color cars with lots of contradictory bumper stickers and will often drive them into trees or buildings. Gemini often is ambidextrous and can be recognized in public by the ability to pick both nostrils at the same time. In a nutshell, Gemini is a paranoid Aquarius.
Gemini is ruled by Mercury – the god of mind-tripping.
If you are pushy, overbearing, liking to pick fights with small children and forever harassing the wedded couple at weddings, you were born under this sign.
Ok, so there you are. If you were born under one of these signs, I’m sure that you would have recognized yourself.
A good day to ya all and avoid talking to bulls and twins after they read this.
Taurus Birth date: 20 April - 20 May
Taurus is a cow… apologies, a bull. Cows give milk; bulls give you nothing but grunts and snorts. They take whatever they want, whenever they want it - your food, your favorite chair, your time, your energy, your money, your stuff - it's all theirs. They just graze through life, eating everything in their paths.
Taureans are known for their sense of humor and their ability to laugh at the weirdest things. They have an uncanny ability to pick winning lottery numbers. Research tells us that Taureans are at least as likely as other people to win the jackpot. Their lucky numbers are anything between 1 and 100.
They are excellent embezzlers and are often employed as bank mangers. Other popular occupations for them include teachers, waste-disposal-experts, doctors, builders, plumbers, computer programmers, funeral directors, and impersonators.
All Elves are all born under this sign due to the Elf mating season being only a few days long towards the end of July. This means that the average height of the Taurus male is around 4ft 3in, whilst the female average is approximately 3ft 9in. With their warped sense of humor that works as a defense against their height deficiency, Taureans are said to be excellent lovers but for some unknown reason, lousy dancers.
They bear grudges about things that never happened. This may stem from the feelings of inadequacy resulting from being beaten by Aries for the first place in the zodiac line up.
Taurus is ruled by Venus - goddess of stuff and money.
If you are impatient and pushy; forever in hurry to intending to get to the nowhere, you were born under this sign.
Gemini Birth date: 21 May - 21 June
Gemini is a pair of twins and can't stick to one decision for a minute; totally nuts. Don't date with a Gemini unless you want to go insane. The one will love you while the other will cheat you and you will never know who is who.
Most people born under the sign of Gemini are schizophrenic. Not all Gemini are affected, some are charming, social and intelligent beings who won’t poke their fingers in your eyes.
They are progressive, outgoing, and one of the most popular rides at a party but all that can change in the time it takes to sneeze. They are highly competitive, cannot resist it to take risks, and are likely to accept the any bet without thinking.
Geminis are always on some sort of medication though not always legal. They talk a lot but mercifully mostly to themselves and will often pick animated arguments with themselves in the bath or shower.
Dates are important to Gemini and they will only rarely forget birthdays, anniversaries or any other occasions on which they can purposefully avoid sending greeting cards or presents.
They drive funny color cars with lots of contradictory bumper stickers and will often drive them into trees or buildings. Gemini often is ambidextrous and can be recognized in public by the ability to pick both nostrils at the same time. In a nutshell, Gemini is a paranoid Aquarius.
Gemini is ruled by Mercury – the god of mind-tripping.
If you are pushy, overbearing, liking to pick fights with small children and forever harassing the wedded couple at weddings, you were born under this sign.
Ok, so there you are. If you were born under one of these signs, I’m sure that you would have recognized yourself.
A good day to ya all and avoid talking to bulls and twins after they read this.
this is a serious blog for the women folk...
..having read the other similar blog I felt compelled to add some balance here.
Its suggest that men are dirty old pervs because some want to unload on womens faces.
As you know some women have the ability to squirt their jizz to..its reported that all women can do it, if they are in touch with their body. There is a technique that you can see on youtube..how to make a women squirt.
I've had the pleasure of a few squirters in my time, and be jezzus can they squirt..bucket loads.
Only last week a woman sent me a message saying where are you..i said who are you ?..she said you delete my number ?..lady I've had 4 phones in 12 months..who are you..she then sends me a photo or her boobs and a**...pretty impressive..I then say oh yes I remember you, we never actually met.
She thens says I'm feeling h*rny..i want someone to eat my pu**y so I can c*m in their face, but you gotta be good at eating pu**y !..I declined of course, on the grounds of..im not a whore
So ladies, there are equally bad naughty women out there as there are men, than you very much.
oh BTW, one gf sat on my face and squirted...without warning and I nearly choked..now thats just plan selfish.
Its suggest that men are dirty old pervs because some want to unload on womens faces.
As you know some women have the ability to squirt their jizz to..its reported that all women can do it, if they are in touch with their body. There is a technique that you can see on youtube..how to make a women squirt.
I've had the pleasure of a few squirters in my time, and be jezzus can they squirt..bucket loads.
Only last week a woman sent me a message saying where are you..i said who are you ?..she said you delete my number ?..lady I've had 4 phones in 12 months..who are you..she then sends me a photo or her boobs and a**...pretty impressive..I then say oh yes I remember you, we never actually met.
She thens says I'm feeling h*rny..i want someone to eat my pu**y so I can c*m in their face, but you gotta be good at eating pu**y !..I declined of course, on the grounds of..im not a whore
So ladies, there are equally bad naughty women out there as there are men, than you very much.
oh BTW, one gf sat on my face and squirted...without warning and I nearly choked..now thats just plan selfish.
Cows are Amazing!
Most of us just consider cows to be just farm animals, we should be more thankful for these Bovine creatures; History and political correctness have subdued some of the remarkable things cows have done such as:
The obvious, they provide milk (Hard and Soft), meat and leather.
WW2 when parachuted behind enemy lines to confuse the enemy by mooing a lot.
The first creature to climb Mount Everest, reached the summit in June 1937.
Responsible for economic growth in the 3rd World Coffee bean Industry.
Their Feces are part of the American Olympic sport of “chip throwing”.
They are legally allowed to become driving instructors in Arkansas.
They don’t eat seafood and are vegetarians.
They were the inspiration for the “Sound of Music”.
They wrote the Cowa Sutra.
One apparently even jumped over the moon.
Can you think of anything else cows have done for us?
The obvious, they provide milk (Hard and Soft), meat and leather.
WW2 when parachuted behind enemy lines to confuse the enemy by mooing a lot.
The first creature to climb Mount Everest, reached the summit in June 1937.
Responsible for economic growth in the 3rd World Coffee bean Industry.
Their Feces are part of the American Olympic sport of “chip throwing”.
They are legally allowed to become driving instructors in Arkansas.
They don’t eat seafood and are vegetarians.
They were the inspiration for the “Sound of Music”.
They wrote the Cowa Sutra.
One apparently even jumped over the moon.
Can you think of anything else cows have done for us?
Ginger nut
Being ginger is a bit like being a vampire. You can't go out in sun. You can't see yourself in a mirror, at least until you have painted on some features.
Plus people are a bit afraid of you - that temper - not to mention those rumours about s*xual appetite
But
turns out to be worth it after all! the fact that I am as fit as a flea, can trot up stairs, outwalk the dog, misbehave very enjoyably and have no aches, pains, twinges or arthritis, is thanks to the ginger gene!
The good news is that nearly everyone anywhere within range of those naughty Vikings (that's most of the UK and a fair chunk of Europe, and we ended up spreading over most of the world in the centuries since) has a ginger ancestor.
Embrace your inner ginger
guys especially could suddenly find themselves very popular in the baby-making stakes, as women world-wide decide to rope the ginger gene into their future babies
Well of course it may all turn out to be nothing like as exciting as it sounds right now. I'm just chuffed as hell to find there really is an advantage after all to being a ginger nut.
Plus people are a bit afraid of you - that temper - not to mention those rumours about s*xual appetite
But
turns out to be worth it after all! the fact that I am as fit as a flea, can trot up stairs, outwalk the dog, misbehave very enjoyably and have no aches, pains, twinges or arthritis, is thanks to the ginger gene! The good news is that nearly everyone anywhere within range of those naughty Vikings (that's most of the UK and a fair chunk of Europe, and we ended up spreading over most of the world in the centuries since) has a ginger ancestor.
Embrace your inner ginger
guys especially could suddenly find themselves very popular in the baby-making stakes, as women world-wide decide to rope the ginger gene into their future babies Well of course it may all turn out to be nothing like as exciting as it sounds right now. I'm just chuffed as hell to find there really is an advantage after all to being a ginger nut.
To My Darling Ray
Why are you so quiet? Please say something...
Guys, I think I've found my knight in shining armor here. Here's his message to me
"Hi beautiful.... Thanks for the kind appreciation and I will be glad to know you are doing fine.... I am Ray Gleeson from Sunnyvale, I must confess you are a damsel of beauty with a smile of an angel... I got attracted to that and more after viewing your profile, I am a widower and I have a son of 13 yrs old... Dear, it's been so hard and lonely after the death of my wife facing the challenges of life all alone... Can you please tell me your lovely name, hobbies, interest and desire in life... Who knows, we could find each other compatible by getting to know much more about each other... Hope to read back from you in a jiffy.
Lots of care from ... Ray.
and here's my reply to him:
Hi Ray
I'm going to be very honest with you...
I am a 45 years old single mom of 5 children ages 16, 13, 9, 5,2. Each one of them from a different man but for some bad luck none of them support the kids so I'm surviving alone...it's very very difficult but we're getting by. I believe an angel brought you to this site as an answer to my prayers. I'm presently living in Nigeria and working as part time online salesman and trying to make ends meet. Difficult to be a single mom, kids need food, clothes and I can't give them enough. I really really need a man to protect and comfort me and provide for my children...and I feel it deep in my heart that it's you.
Would love to know you more and hopefully we could tie the knot real soon.
Lots of Love and Kisses,
Jerky
He didn't reply me anymore, I'm devastated. Am I that ugly and unlovable?
Guys, I think I've found my knight in shining armor here. Here's his message to me
"Hi beautiful.... Thanks for the kind appreciation and I will be glad to know you are doing fine.... I am Ray Gleeson from Sunnyvale, I must confess you are a damsel of beauty with a smile of an angel... I got attracted to that and more after viewing your profile, I am a widower and I have a son of 13 yrs old... Dear, it's been so hard and lonely after the death of my wife facing the challenges of life all alone... Can you please tell me your lovely name, hobbies, interest and desire in life... Who knows, we could find each other compatible by getting to know much more about each other... Hope to read back from you in a jiffy.
Lots of care from ... Ray.
and here's my reply to him:
Hi Ray
I'm going to be very honest with you...
I am a 45 years old single mom of 5 children ages 16, 13, 9, 5,2. Each one of them from a different man but for some bad luck none of them support the kids so I'm surviving alone...it's very very difficult but we're getting by. I believe an angel brought you to this site as an answer to my prayers. I'm presently living in Nigeria and working as part time online salesman and trying to make ends meet. Difficult to be a single mom, kids need food, clothes and I can't give them enough. I really really need a man to protect and comfort me and provide for my children...and I feel it deep in my heart that it's you.
Would love to know you more and hopefully we could tie the knot real soon.
Lots of Love and Kisses,
Jerky
He didn't reply me anymore, I'm devastated. Am I that ugly and unlovable?
What Else Would You Like For CS To Do...
To Make You Happy?
I've noticed that many bloggers are online and yet the Blog Land is too too quiet
Is there a new tab or section or corner here that's probably more fun than the blogs? Last time I was hoping they would add a TROLL section at the top but it didn't happened yet
Come on, bloggers let's bring some fun and make this place lively and happy again We're here for free, you know! 
I've noticed that many bloggers are online and yet the Blog Land is too too quiet
Is there a new tab or section or corner here that's probably more fun than the blogs? Last time I was hoping they would add a TROLL section at the top but it didn't happened yet
Come on, bloggers let's bring some fun and make this place lively and happy again
We're here for free, you know!
Call This A Dating Site?
more like a psychological institution...
If you're here to get laid, don't think you're in the right place, so many creepy profiles here with creepy profile names and creepy profile photos ...
It's like a ghost town here, Just want to say Hi...
and thanks Dan for dragging me back here
If you're here to get laid, don't think you're in the right place, so many creepy profiles here with creepy profile names and creepy profile photos ...
It's like a ghost town here, Just want to say Hi...
and thanks Dan for dragging me back here
Revision, Name all of the cs bloggers you want to
Name 5 cs bloggers you would want to be stranded on an island with? Either male or female! And why these particular 5!
Who wants to be first?
Keep the comments nice or I will remove you!
Who wants to be first?
Keep the comments nice or I will remove you!
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