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I'm trying to cut and paste my way to the title of most commented blog..

If I post a comment every day it will take me just over 3 years

As I only have limited time online (yet seem to be here 24/7)I must be running some sort of autobot

Only 999 comments to go

When death comes and knocks on our door, none of us have the option to say, " not today, please come back later. "

So, if you have that option , what excuse you have to tell death?

"Damn it, not now. I haven't....

Object sexuality or objectophilia is where humans are attracted to inanimate objects, They often feel love and commitment and believe that objects have souls, intelligence and feelings as well as being able to communicate.

Ive blogged about shopping trolleys, Toasters and today Ive mentioned my collection of cheese graters. In my case it seems I am attracted to smaller domestic items, Ive read about women in love with concrete and one who actually married the Eifle tower

Having once dated a shopping trolley I know too well what happens when seduced by other objects, let's just say it ended badly when I had an affair with a coffee machine.

Im not saying I dont like women, I love women, I love everything about them, a woman's smile, their soft skin, their eyes and scent are man's gifts from the gods.

Lets see how many of you out there admit you like inanimate objects...

It's that time of the month again!
I'm feeling miserable, have a headache and just don't feel like doing anything . Even a pint of coffee and some cinnamon rolls don't help at all

Where the heck are you?! The time I need a lashing post I've got no one around ffs! this is the time I really really miss my Bigbutt

When I get crazy like this, many things just randomly come in my mind...like the things that I like in men: hairy, nice bums, fun and jerk-"ish". does "size" really matters? They said it's not the size of your wand but it's the magic that you create when you wave it...

I'm petite, size small, size 1 and sometimes not happy about it... specially when I go to buy some shoes, I always have trouble finding my size. How small is small and how big is big?

What size are you?

There was a sad and lonely little troll. He lived under a remote bridge in the land of Nod.

Everyone knew he was a troll, except for him. He thought he was a knight in shining armor. Other trolls would attempt to get to know him, but he would threaten them with his imaginary sword and yell at them "Be gone, unthightly Troll!"

Each day, one or two passers by would try to cross his bridge. He would lisp, "Fee Fi Fo Fum, who attempths to croth my bridge?? I will eat you alive, inthignificant human!"

Many of the would be bridge crossers would back away from the troll in fear. They didn't want to mess with him, even if all he could do was give them a good gumming.

One day a fiery witch came to the bridge. The troll stepped out menacingly, waving his invisible sword. "Be gone from my bridge, little witch! I will thtew you alive!"

The witch looked amused at the poor troll. She approached him gently and said, "Poor little troll, who has told you that you are a white knight? You are a sad and lonely little troll. But with the wave of my magic wand and with the help of my magic mirror, I will help you to see the truth."

She held up the mirror and waved her wand and for the first time, the troll saw himself as he really was. He dropped to his boney little knees and began to weep.

The witch patted him on the head and said, "it will be alright, little troll. All it will take is a few years of psychotherapy. Your bitterness will fade and as it does you will transform into the knight you wish you could be."

With that, the witch crossed the bridge,unimpeded, leaving the little troll to his breakthrough as she carried on to her fabulous costume ball.

The End

Confucius was a Chinese wise man who lived from 551 to 479 BCE. He was a philosopher, teacher, politician, and editor.

Let's look at a few by Confucius today. There are hundreds of them and maybe you can add some; these are my favourites. Though I somehow do not believe he said any of these. He was a much deeper man.

Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there soon.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who sit on tack get the point!
Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion!
Man stuck in pantry have áss in jam.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long.
Man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth.
Man who snort coke, get bubbles up nose.
Man who have last laugh, not get joke.
Man who eat too many prunes, get good run for money.
Man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist.
Man who walk through door sideways going to Bangkok.
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of a flat miner.
Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.

Catfoot says: Confucius say too damn much.


And to all my friends and everybody else:
Have a great day.

WARNING:



Everyone - please raise your glasses and join me in toasting our antique man…a gentleman of high principles, one who never gives in to any temptation, so modest that no matter how hard I tried, he never posted a shirtless photo. This man is a real deal…somebody out there will be very lucky to have this gorgeous junk…errr I mean hunk!

Here’s to JOHNNY who turns 43 today …




Please have fun, be merry, get drunk, get stoned, get lusty… tonight is the night!

This party is sponsored by the following:

For your own protection, please grab a packet or two before you join the VHS area and watch any of those lusty movies that Robert and Big Richard have prepared…and Charlie Hoarse is giving away free weeds and cigars tonight...keep it safe!!!


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For those who feel they are too old for this party, please proceed to the pool area. Foods and drinks are all free but don’t forget to give Ken a big smile when you grab some those yummy BBQs…he’s in charge of the grill and the dancers… Ken, fire it up!

The first male and female who greets Johnny in comments section will take home a fantastic surprise gift!!!

Angel is paying the bill so eat and drink all you can and have fun everyone!

Is South Africa still there? Cat, Bea, Lukeon, Candy, guys???

Okay, I can see Snookums. And Cocheta commented on my blog. But the rest of you guys are keeping extremely quiet. If the bottom end of SA broke off, taking PE with it, I'm assuming someone would have said something. I don't really keep up with world news, but you'd think ...

Where is a woman’s ‘YET’? And what is it? This is a word I often use, but it would now appear that I use it incorrectly all along; if one can believe the newspapers.

I have tried several dictionaries, but the explanations offered do not make any sense to me at all; given the context of the sentence. With me not knowing much about women and English being only a second language to me, I need some help here.

I have encountered the word in a newspaper report this morning about a failed attempt to rob a bank in Cape Town. A female police officer was wounded during the shootout with the robbers.

The newspaper reported as follows:
Her condition is stable, but the bullet has not been removed from YET.

So if the bullet is still to be removed from her YET, then I think it is reasonable to assume that she was shot in her YET.

If anybody can, please tell me: Where is a woman’s YET? I know for a fact that I do not have a YET.

Friendly greetings all round.

This was my very first blog on CS. It was read by only few people. With the current electricity problems I could not prepare a proper blog.

This is dedicated to all my friends who enjoy a glass of wine…
And those who are always seen with a bottle of purified water in their hand.

As I always say:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
but in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilogram of Escherichia Coli – that is the bacteria that we find in shit. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilogram of shit per year.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine, beer, tequila, rum, whiskey or any other alcoholic beverage, because alcohol has to go through a purification process including, but not limited to, boiling, filtering, evaporation, distillation and fermenting.

Remember then:
Water is Shit.
Wine is Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk a little shit,
than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service in the interest of a cleaner and healthier lifestyle.

Enjoy your day.