Nostalgic Memories.

This was my very first blog on CS. It was read by only few people. With the current electricity problems I could not prepare a proper blog.

This is dedicated to all my friends who enjoy a glass of wine…
And those who are always seen with a bottle of purified water in their hand.

As I always say:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
but in water there is bacteria.


In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilogram of Escherichia Coli – that is the bacteria that we find in shit. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilogram of shit per year.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine, beer, tequila, rum, whiskey or any other alcoholic beverage, because alcohol has to go through a purification process including, but not limited to, boiling, filtering, evaporation, distillation and fermenting.

Remember then:
uh ohWater is Shit.
wineWine is Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk a little shit,
than to drink water and be full of shit.laugh

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service in the interest of a cleaner and healthier lifestyle.

Enjoy your day.
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Shhhh I drink oodles of water. laugh

However, I do like a tipple of wine toowine
As usually on a Sunday, I will be eating with my family. I'm sticking around until the electricity goes. I hope you enjoy this blog.
I was invited to join my family, but on my one day off.. I needed to do stuff around the house. So here I stayed.

I hope your day goes marvellously.

Curious though... your electricity goes off?
Hi Abagail.

Water is not good, girl

Oz also produce some very drinkable wines!
drinking hug
Oh indeed, the only way I can cater to all of my wants with wine is to resist the temptation. My wine rack is full.

Nice to see you, Catfoot. hug
Okay i drink milkapplause
Morning morning morning loveapplause
CatiLove today is ur bless day... sunday lunchapplause

Love u food
Love u waterlaugh
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Hi Life,

They should ban humans from drinking milk. Milk is strictly fo cats only!
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Electricity still holding.
Cat, you kitty should not drink human milk, or milk from a cow. That is poison to it!!! Beware!!! Read about it on the Internet, it's dangerous to give you kitty cows milk. And don't tell me this is something you have always done, because it is in fact poison for you cat.

When it come to water I drink it every day, because we do have such clean water in Norway we still can drink it from the tap. I can just go into my kitchen and give myself a glass of water from the tap. This is the best water you can get. No bacterias.
I do not drink wine, because I do not like it... no give me a glass of fresh water with ice from Norway, and I will be a happy girl. hug bouquet teddybear
Wart-ar ya talkin about dunno any way its the Hydrogen that fires me up. super bye wave
The sugar content in wine beer etc is harmful for health if consumed everyday while boiled or filtered water is excellent for your health drink atleast 10 glasses of water every dayhead banger
wave Cat, hope you have a good Sunday..handshake cheers
LUK hi...

He drank a lot of water and now he has corroded batteries...

doh
Hi there Foti, I doubt if cat drinks waterlaugh btw why are you using the newspaper as a handkerchiefdunno confused rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I just use toilet paper if neededrolling on the floor laughing help Hope you are having a good Sundayhug
LUK laugh

This is not a newspaper...

This paper fan and a symbol of the August Feria / grand celebration that lasts for 2 weeks in Spain

head banger
Thanks for the public service announcementteddybear rolling on the floor laughing
You're going to need one of those wind up computers, speak to Del he knows all about them professor laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh
Hi Connect1954

Why do I get the suspicion that there is a lot of other things you don't like?laugh

Enjoy your day.
Hi Waf,

That emoticon rather suggest butane on fire!
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Hi India,
Eish, such a problem this. Whatever you eat or drink seems to be harmful. Meat, cheese, milk, bread, salt, sugar, whatever. It would seems that we should stop eating.

My grandfather ate all the wrong stuff, smokes 20 a day and drank a half bottle of red wine every day. He died when he was 96. If the cancer did not get him, he would still have been alive today.
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Hi Foti,

But now I still don't know if you talk it or if you are full of it.
laugh laugh
Luke, luke,

The main purpose of toilet paper remains the thsame; irrespective of where you wipe. Mouths are also known to be a source of poo!
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How was lunch?
wave
How is ur belly now? a bit big?
Hi Bajanshay,

As I siad, there is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service in the interest of a cleaner and healthier lifestyle.
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Hi Zman,

I certainly will consult with him, but I'm seriously considering a parafin job at the moment.
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Ah, hi to you my dear niece in Finland.

As usually I over ate. But wonderful in any way. We had another traditional dish today called 'potjiekos'. It is normal food, but prepared in a round-bottomed cast iron pot on a smoky fire! Served with maize bread; baked in a flat-bottomed cast-iron pot on the fire.
wine hug
Hi CatLove hug
I am very glad for u... wish u traditinal food for always
Soooooo
laugh so ur belly is completely happy nowapplause
Potjiekos...huuum i will find it on google nowdancing
Maize bread? wnat find this too La la la ladancing
sheep Catfeet' . . . I just was outside, working out! To get in shape for the summer. And i saw you guys over there talking. I and roped over to say hello! And would you like to jump rope, with me. It really helps your body out! And gets your blood flowing too!. .
OHOOOOOOO
They looks yammi
Oh Corn Bread...huuum
And Maize bread...there is also chilli and cheese maize... but we dont have kind of ur breads in Finland... our famous bread is brown.
I guess tonight i will see a big chilli/cheese maize bread sigh sighlaugh
Hi Life,

yes, very good. I'm sure you will find both on Google.

Needless to say that while the 'potjie' was going everybody sat outside in the smoke. Quite a few litres of wine were consumed in the process.
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Lets play angelsheep sheep
Love love love rope
Uncle u come too, it makes us handsomelaugh
Eish Angel,

Skipping rope I last did when I still boxed and that was 35 years ago. You are lucky to be approaching summer. We are heading for winter here. We were just lucky to have proper weather here for the last few days. The forecast is for rain tomorrow again.
wine hug
sheep Catfeet' . . Im sorry that the winterlady is coming. And the rainman, is going to rain on you!. . All snap! I just missed a beat! My bad. . .
laugh Love love love Angelbouquet
Yes blessing water is best..... are u agree Lioncatrolling on the floor laughing
I smile darling angel even when am sleeping heee he
La la la lasheep Fot Fot Fotila
La la la la sheep Cat Cat Catilalaugh
Angel,

All I skip lately is my medication (high blood pressure) when I forget to take it; which is quite often!
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Life,

did you mention Fotinia's name?
Lifeisb'. . . You are suppose to smile very happy as you jump! sheep And not laught rolling on the floor laughing I love too! Love, love, lovesmitten
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