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Everyone - please raise your glasses and join me in toasting our antique man…a gentleman of high principles, one who never gives in to any temptation, so modest that no matter how hard I tried, he never posted a shirtless photo. This man is a real deal…somebody out there will be very lucky to have this gorgeous junk…errr I mean hunk!
Here’s to JOHNNY who turns 43 today …
Please have fun, be merry, get drunk, get stoned, get lusty… tonight is the night!
This party is sponsored by the following:
For your own protection, please grab a packet or two before you join the VHS area and watch any of those lusty movies that Robert and Big Richard have prepared…and Charlie Hoarse is giving away free weeds and cigars tonight...keep it safe!!!
For those who would like to liven up the party, please fill up the form and wear the following shirt:
In our “ adult” area, Angel is giving away, for FREE …accessories that could help you feel comfortable and enjoy the party, so don’t hesitate to grab any of these should the need arise.
For those who feel they are too old for this party, please proceed to the pool area. Foods and drinks are all free but don’t forget to give Ken a big smile when you grab some those yummy BBQs…he’s in charge of the grill and the dancers… Ken, fire it up!
The first male and female who greets Johnny in comments section will take home a fantastic surprise gift!!!
Angel is paying the bill so eat and drink all you can and have fun everyone!
Comments (109)
CH... Real nice job you do for your lovely Johnny.. Salute, you prepare everything just perfect
You know, I was trying to upload my shirtless photo and a little something extra, but I could not figure out how to do it.
Well, if Pepps is paying, pass me the fifth of Jack Daniels.
You stole the surprise gift from Angel!!!
I can't reveal the gift yet...but you will surely take it home later
since it's your big day, I will allow you to drink all the JDs you want...feel free to show us your "dark side"...impress us!
I think you should also thank Ian for singing a fantastic birthday song for you
WHAT THE DUCK! ARE YOU SAYING?!
that's why I asked you to show us your dark side here...so we can find out what exactly it is and we can tell you...that way you could be cautious in the future
We are your true friends...we will understand and accept your dark side no matter how dark it is
typing: $24.00
you did agree with Robert that you will be paying for this party
and Robert will pay for your party too
You've collected more than enough from us here...so I know you can afford to throw a party for Johnny
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BTW...good timing, you didn't miss a second of my birthday.
The gift is yours by the law...but if Angel really feel so bad about it and since she's paying for this party, I will not let her go home empty handed....
I Got 5 On It,...
As for your shirtless photo...try to upload it here or send it to me so I can help you upload it...
5 on what exactly?
and I meant it when I said you won't go home empty handed later so remind me of your gift before you leave
As far as the shirtless pic...I was just BS'ing you.
what I was trying to say....if you're doing it at lunch time, perhaps you should pick the Mc Do?
you're gross!!!
Nah!___
Guess who's here for your Birthday? Yes, the Whipped Cream lady, and she has a special message for you. Here she is:
Johnny is breaking the cherry tonight!!!
In Life! There Is Nothing Free...
See:
Did you read the whole song!?....
Rob, how did you know about Johnny's preferences?
Angel, did you notice the lady in the song was 51, but now must be 52.
He didn't mean to turn you down.. he's still working up his courage .. them 5.99 a minute phone calls are helping.
Just don't let him make any sandwiches for you, and don't shake hands with him tonight.
are you saying what I'm thinking here?
please say it clearly...crystal clear please!