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Everyone - please raise your glasses and join me in toasting our antique man…a gentleman of high principles, one who never gives in to any temptation, so modest that no matter how hard I tried, he never posted a shirtless photo. This man is a real deal…somebody out there will be very lucky to have this gorgeous junk…errr I mean hunk!
Here’s to JOHNNY who turns 43 today …
Please have fun, be merry, get drunk, get stoned, get lusty… tonight is the night!
This party is sponsored by the following:
For your own protection, please grab a packet or two before you join the VHS area and watch any of those lusty movies that Robert and Big Richard have prepared…and Charlie Hoarse is giving away free weeds and cigars tonight...keep it safe!!!
For those who would like to liven up the party, please fill up the form and wear the following shirt:
In our “ adult” area, Angel is giving away, for FREE …accessories that could help you feel comfortable and enjoy the party, so don’t hesitate to grab any of these should the need arise.
For those who feel they are too old for this party, please proceed to the pool area. Foods and drinks are all free but don’t forget to give Ken a big smile when you grab some those yummy BBQs…he’s in charge of the grill and the dancers… Ken, fire it up!
The first male and female who greets Johnny in comments section will take home a fantastic surprise gift!!!
Angel is paying the bill so eat and drink all you can and have fun everyone!
Comments (109)
No...he's not going to be anywhere near me tonight...no way!
and we better have lots of sanitizer gel and anti bacterial spray around...
I think Johnny has not had Coffee with any lady yet.
I'm not wearing that Donor shirt because I'm temporarily out of commission....but Angel and Smart here are more than qualified to handle all demands and supply tonight
Suit up people.....if I am not mistaken, Ken has some BBQ by the pool.
I think he had coffee with many ladies but they usually get up before he could finish his coffee and leave him to pay for it...and never to answer his call ever again...
so how old are you really?
if it's not you, then who is that Robert is talking about?
who's lying here?
you can give me my prize, when we meet for coffee..
I'm Right Here! On Both Pages....
Please! Read__
what did you do inside that car? Did you let your dark side out? that's probably the reason why she never answered your calls!
your profile says 52 , but then you say you're 51, but then you told me you were 48.. and now you say you're none of them ages. Hmm, I think I need a drink after all that.. -->
but....
After she got to know me later on....because this was the first time I actually went out to the bars and started to get to know her better. She would always offer to go smoke some bud out back....me being a man, never turned that offer down. We were friends....I think...
Actually, afterwards, I heard some stories about her. Kinda lucky nothing happen during the vulnerable times with me.
I'm giving you your price right now...right here ...
Be sure to read instructions properly on how to inflate her
Come on.. you can tell us.. well, at least you know I can keep a secret. Just look how well I kept this surprise birthday party secret from you.
so it's you who's going to pop Johnny's cherry...
SO! Mine Your Business__
A perfect lady for me... and she never gives me any drama. Cool!
Oh wait, I think I already got one of them.. a brunette one.. do you got a blonde one there?
By the way, I already got pillows that I sleep with at night, that have the pictures of many CS ladies faces on them.
It looks like you have your date for tonight. I heard her name was Rubber-Della.
I'm Going To Hit Him, In The Head! With A Bat!.....
Aaaww, come here and let uncle Rob give you a big hug.. come on, don't be shy..
You're always so nice and fun and sometimes you're mean to me, but I know you like me, and I like you too.
Cave Women Style.....
Who the heck's coming from South Africa to give me a quickee?
Now you got me thinking, and in suspense!
don't worry...she's a blonde
now, that sounds painful...which head are you planning to hit with a bat?
Penicillin...what the heck for? Were you wounded or something ?
Where do you find all these weird toys and such? Have you been shopping at Victoria's Secretions Toy store?
I will start first. Hi, my name is Johnny...and I am 43.
Yes, I went shopping because I want everyone to be happy and fully satisfied on Johnny's birthday...and of course I have a little something for the birthday boy too
Johnny, true story.. some guy in his 60's asked me earlier today.. what high school did I go to, and where did I work a few years ago. I told him the year I graduated from high school.. and he looked at me puzzled and said, "Oh, my boys are in their late 30's.. I thought maybe you had went to high school with one of them. But you're much older than I thought." lol
True story... as I would never lie if I didn't have to. You know that.
Well, I'm 38 turning 39 in 3 months
Heck, I would believe that story. I remember when I first seen your posted age, I had to look twice. You don't look a day over 37-ish. It must be all the healthy eating you do....moving raisin bread, mulch salad....etc.
There you go...make some infomercials with selling your select dishes. You would be a multi-millionaire over night. Who cares about winning the lottery when you got the baby in the basket already.