Confucius Say...
Confucius was a Chinese wise man who lived from 551 to 479 BCE. He was a philosopher, teacher, politician, and editor.Let's look at a few by Confucius today. There are hundreds of them and maybe you can add some; these are my favourites. Though I somehow do not believe he said any of these.
He was a much deeper man.Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there soon.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who sit on tack get the point!
Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion!
Man stuck in pantry have áss in jam.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long.
Man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth.
Man who snort coke, get bubbles up nose.
Man who have last laugh, not get joke.
Man who eat too many prunes, get good run for money.
Man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist.
Man who walk through door sideways going to Bangkok.
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of a flat miner.
Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.
Catfoot says: Confucius say too damn much.
And to all my friends and everybody else:
Have a great day.
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Enjoy your day India.
That right girl; play nice; don't fight.
I have always suspected that DJ's can't dance. Now it has been confirmed. Who can argue this wise man's wisdom.
"Get Blinds or it will be curtains for all in your house"
Have a good day catfoot
Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it.
~Confusious~
I hear and I forget, I see and I remember, I do and I understand.
~Confusious~
Men's nature are alike, it is their habits that carry them far apart. ~Confusious~
Study the past if you would define the future.
~Confusious~
Wish you a wonderful day, sweet friend.
Then my friend, I fear it is curtains for me.
Yes, Confucius was a Chinese wise man who lived from 551 to 479 BC. He was a teacher, editor, politician, and philosopher.
"Man with no blinds or Curtains good doctor who easy see the pain"
He may well have said so but he did say
Man who live in glass house must change clothes after dark.
I'm glad you liked them.
You are the one educating here. All the stuff you had quoted so far are much more likely to have originated from this wise man from the east.
You may also find it interesting to know that Christ was not born in the USA for they could not find a single wise man there; let alone three wise men.
If Jimmy Clift said that he quoted Confucius without seeing clearly why he should give the wise man the due credit.
Ouch!
Ah, what a nice set. If he had to say all the things attributed to him he could not have been married. Married men do not get the opportunity to talk much.
I do not think that will be needed. Remember; the truth shall set you free.
Woman can be very reasonable when you crawl under the bed... until you come out again.
Thank you my friend. Pardon me for being so abrupt, but I'm not feeling myself today,
What mysterious creatures you womenfolk are. Just when I thought I knew you I learn something else.
Then of course you get those with a hole in the pocket too. Just one more reason not to scratch in a man's pockets.
Thanks
Spending some time with Google?
liked the musical advice.
He is smart enough to Google. Not everyone can do that.
Yes; good for him but after I read his latest comment I'm not so sure anymore.
You Google in the morning straight after you have brushed your teeth. And it is also a cricket term. It is the verb for delivering a googly.
See? After all he is a wise man too. Look how neatly he got out of this and he did not even open his mouth.
Yes dear.