Confucius Say...
Confucius was a Chinese wise man who lived from 551 to 479 BCE. He was a philosopher, teacher, politician, and editor.Let's look at a few by Confucius today. There are hundreds of them and maybe you can add some; these are my favourites. Though I somehow do not believe he said any of these.
He was a much deeper man.Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there soon.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who sit on tack get the point!
Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion!
Man stuck in pantry have áss in jam.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long.
Man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth.
Man who snort coke, get bubbles up nose.
Man who have last laugh, not get joke.
Man who eat too many prunes, get good run for money.
Man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist.
Man who walk through door sideways going to Bangkok.
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of a flat miner.
Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.
Catfoot says: Confucius say too damn much.
And to all my friends and everybody else:
Have a great day.
Comments (113)
You must I realized by know that I would never waste time to fight a useless case with such overwhelming evidence.
Yes, this is the beauty of these Confucius sayings. The wordplay. And to think the poor man said none of it.
She owes me an answer but looks as if she's avoiding me.
Long as you have the socks and the gloves right there is no problem.
It was just a joke, not directed at anyone. I did like your answer Cat!
I still have plenty; the internet is full of them. But I think this was enough for now. I'm a very considerate person therefor I must leave some for anybody else planning something similar.
TBH, these statements are all pretty "thin", so not one in particular.
CS is grand to kill a few hours in the evening (or when at work
Ahhhwww, Cat a man with sense, that's a rare enough find!
It is about time you give us a blog again. During the ten months or so since I joined CS I have seen two blogs by you and it was the same joke. You owe us big time.
By 6am I have ploughed 3 acres.
Just in the wellies? I don't think so. I can still remember how you exposed me in my red socks the previous time.
Do one about Confucius. He was a grand guy. I can give you a good example of how not to do it.
I'm already inquisitive. Done with what?
This one is too deep for me. I'm lost
Now how personal can it get
I'm only joking.
BTW, when I type in wellies it autocorrects to willies every time.
Maybe I must Google it
Thanks for dropping in. I have not seen you around for a while. What (or who) is keeping you so busy lately?