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ok...lets cheer ourselves up..
..recently the blogs are boring, and negative. Now i've seen that some have wondered why, mostly women, don't like adding a profile photo, they may want to be hiding.
So, here's a compromise..post a photo of you but with your face covered with something.
This applies to you guys, lets have a laugh this week and see what you can come up with on your face.
See mine is shaving foam..what can you surprise us with, anyone not playing will be considered, boring old and miserable.
happy blogging.
So, here's a compromise..post a photo of you but with your face covered with something.
This applies to you guys, lets have a laugh this week and see what you can come up with on your face.
See mine is shaving foam..what can you surprise us with, anyone not playing will be considered, boring old and miserable.
happy blogging.
THE CREED OF THE CS BLOGGER
This is not original, it is adapted from the Creed of the Facebooker. I was struck by how much we have in common.
I believe I know everything
I believe everyone has the right to my opinion
I believe everyone who does not share my opinion is a deluded cretin, unless they are a CS friend, in which case they are amusingly eccentric and their odd foibles can be overlooked. It is for other CS bloggers to point out that they are barking.
It is my right to believe my GF is extraordinary, my pet brilliant, my views intelligent and my religious opinion the only one any sane reasoning person could consider rational.
You do not have the right to challenge my beliefs. Sorry, them’s the breaks.
I believe it is impossible to sing the creed to the tune of ‘I believe I can fly’. I have tried.
I believe I know everything
I believe everyone has the right to my opinion
I believe everyone who does not share my opinion is a deluded cretin, unless they are a CS friend, in which case they are amusingly eccentric and their odd foibles can be overlooked. It is for other CS bloggers to point out that they are barking.
It is my right to believe my GF is extraordinary, my pet brilliant, my views intelligent and my religious opinion the only one any sane reasoning person could consider rational.
You do not have the right to challenge my beliefs. Sorry, them’s the breaks.
I believe it is impossible to sing the creed to the tune of ‘I believe I can fly’. I have tried.
The top 8 ways Trump would get a lot more female voters......
Some originals by yours truly;
8. Instead of bragging about grabbing
he grabbed the check once in a while.
7. The extra long ties aren't fooling anyone.
6. If he stopped calling or implying that women are ugly.
5. The screwing porn stars, usage of massage parlors, and invasion of privacy in girl's pageant dressing rooms has got to stop.
4. Women do have rights over their own bodies.
3. Less kids in cages and more cagey tax cuts on shoes.
2. The only lies permitted are how thin she looks.
1. The slogan instead was ....."build the.... mall".
Add your own, if you like. Round it off at 10, if you can.
8. Instead of bragging about grabbing
he grabbed the check once in a while.7. The extra long ties aren't fooling anyone.
6. If he stopped calling or implying that women are ugly.
5. The screwing porn stars, usage of massage parlors, and invasion of privacy in girl's pageant dressing rooms has got to stop.
4. Women do have rights over their own bodies.
3. Less kids in cages and more cagey tax cuts on shoes.
2. The only lies permitted are how thin she looks.
1. The slogan instead was ....."build the.... mall".
Add your own, if you like. Round it off at 10, if you can.
The Democratic debate results are in and some people are alarmed
sarcasm from Andy Borowitz today in The New Yorker
In response to:
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Debate Viewers Struggle with Concept of President Without Glaring Personality Disorder
By Andy Borowitz
10:41 A.M.
MIAMI (The Borowitz Report)—Millions of viewers of a televised debate Wednesday night found themselves struggling with the notion of a President with no visible personality disorder.
In interviews across the country, viewers said that they were having difficulty imagining a President who does not display flagrant signs of malignant narcissism, impulse-control deficit, or rampant paranoia.
“I kept trying to picture whether any of these people would be capable of insulting another country on Twitter to compensate for his or her own pathological sense of inadequacy,” Harland Dorrinson, who lives in Akron, Ohio, said. “None of them showed me that they have what it takes to do that.”
“A President should be ready, at a moment’s notice, to ridicule another person’s face,” Carol Foyler, of Nashville, said. “I didn’t see one person on that stage who seemed up to that task.”
Tracy Klugian, who lives in San Diego, said he was taken aback by the candidates showing off their language proficiency. “Every one of them was fluent in English,” he said. “For a President, that would be jarring.”
Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian
who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Debate Viewers Struggle with Concept of President Without Glaring Personality Disorder
By Andy Borowitz
10:41 A.M.
MIAMI (The Borowitz Report)—Millions of viewers of a televised debate Wednesday night found themselves struggling with the notion of a President with no visible personality disorder.
In interviews across the country, viewers said that they were having difficulty imagining a President who does not display flagrant signs of malignant narcissism, impulse-control deficit, or rampant paranoia.
“I kept trying to picture whether any of these people would be capable of insulting another country on Twitter to compensate for his or her own pathological sense of inadequacy,” Harland Dorrinson, who lives in Akron, Ohio, said. “None of them showed me that they have what it takes to do that.”
“A President should be ready, at a moment’s notice, to ridicule another person’s face,” Carol Foyler, of Nashville, said. “I didn’t see one person on that stage who seemed up to that task.”
Tracy Klugian, who lives in San Diego, said he was taken aback by the candidates showing off their language proficiency. “Every one of them was fluent in English,” he said. “For a President, that would be jarring.”
Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian
who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news
Madness
I don't think there is or there should be anything call madness. No one is mad. The madness is, there is a helluva thing called NORMAL we all can't fit in.
So... If you try to be normal you are going mad and if you are being mad it's you trying to be your normal.
I think I confused mad and the normal equally enough.
Just a mad thought when the whole world is going mad.
So... If you try to be normal you are going mad and if you are being mad it's you trying to be your normal.
I think I confused mad and the normal equally enough.
Just a mad thought when the whole world is going mad.
My Neighbor's daughter
My neighbor is all upset, just because his lovely 26 year old daughter
sun bathes in the nude in their back yard.
Personally, I don't think it's that big a deal.
In fact, one could say, that I'm actually on the fence about it.
sun bathes in the nude in their back yard.
Personally, I don't think it's that big a deal.
In fact, one could say, that I'm actually on the fence about it.
Chuckles
“Brian, what’s wrong with you? You’ve been sitting at your desk looking depressed for the last five minutes!” “Oh Dan,” responded Brian “I don’t know what to do! I got in a big fight last night with my Suzie, she claims I never buy her gifts, so I must not care about her!” “Brian, that’s horrible!” said Dan putting his arm around Brian. “What type of a gift does she want already?” “Well, right before she closed the door on my face she said to me: “Why don’t you show me how much you care about me? Why can’t you get me something that goes from 0 to 175 in seconds!” “Dan what should I do? I don’t have that kind of money? I can’t go out and buy her a car!” “A car? Asked Dan. “Who needs a car? Just stop by Walmart and buy her a scale!”
A man goes swimming in the ocean but gets sucked out to sea. A boat passes by him and tells him to climb aboard but he says "I have faith, God will save me."
The Coast Guard comes by with a rescue helicopter and tells him to climb the ladder up, but he says "I have faith, God will save me."
The man is now getting tired but thankfully a dolphin swims under him and starts to carry him to shore, but the man pushes the dolphin away saying "I have faith, God will save me.
The man dies and goes to Heaven. He asks God "Why didn't you save me?"
God replies "I tried! I sent a ship, a helicopter and a dolphin!"
A man has a curse, he is only able to say a single word every year. But if he doesn't say a word that year he can say two the next year, then three, and so on.
One day he meets a beautiful woman and wants to ask her to marry him, but he has no words saved up so he must wait four years.
So he waits four years and he is finally able to ask her the question. He looks her in the eyes and says "Will you marry me?"
She looks back at him with a smile and twinkle in her eye and replies "Come again?"
A man goes swimming in the ocean but gets sucked out to sea. A boat passes by him and tells him to climb aboard but he says "I have faith, God will save me."
The Coast Guard comes by with a rescue helicopter and tells him to climb the ladder up, but he says "I have faith, God will save me."
The man is now getting tired but thankfully a dolphin swims under him and starts to carry him to shore, but the man pushes the dolphin away saying "I have faith, God will save me.
The man dies and goes to Heaven. He asks God "Why didn't you save me?"
God replies "I tried! I sent a ship, a helicopter and a dolphin!"
A man has a curse, he is only able to say a single word every year. But if he doesn't say a word that year he can say two the next year, then three, and so on.
One day he meets a beautiful woman and wants to ask her to marry him, but he has no words saved up so he must wait four years.
So he waits four years and he is finally able to ask her the question. He looks her in the eyes and says "Will you marry me?"
She looks back at him with a smile and twinkle in her eye and replies "Come again?"
Who has been jailed like me at CS? Anyone?
Ok, let's share each other's experience.
Maybe, about the treatment, food, bed, etc..
Lol..can anyone give any opinion, in case you'd be jailed?
Have a nice weekend fellow CS denizens, ummm citizens. .
Have a nice weekend, guys.
Maybe, about the treatment, food, bed, etc..
Lol..can anyone give any opinion, in case you'd be jailed?
Have a nice weekend fellow CS denizens, ummm citizens. .
Have a nice weekend, guys.
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