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Last week I saw a blog about a place where people can go to smash-up objects like computer screens and TV's to release their 'pent up energy' as a form of therapy.
Take a baseball bat and head to a warehouse with some discarded objects and 'have at it' and soon after you'll feel better.

My experience in the few years I've been a part of the CS blogging community there has always been a few members who love gossip and often express themselves by making comments to other members... provoking them out of the normal 'I blog, you blog, we all blog' and everyone gets along mentality.

Some people need excitement in their boring lives and fabricate situations that really don't exist or... they have suspicions (without proof) about other members. I've known a few women who came from the South and lived in small towns where gossip and prejudice ran high. Rowdy young men who enjoy getting drunk and picking fights is their way of releasing energy.

Every few months someone will come to a blog of mine and take an unprovoked swipe at me. I got 2 small ones on another bIog I comment on and I thought it would great to start a swipe blog of my own... a place where you can 'let it out' and make yourself feel good for doing so.

Pandemic got you down?
Been grumpy lately... more than usual?

I offer you The Swipe Blog...
Take a swipe at me or any other member, go ahead, say something offensive here and not leave a turd for me on someone else's blog because they don't deserve it.

I am starting a detective agency

I am looking for the men who whistled at me when a young girl its illegal now i want them in court.

I am looking for the young men who wanted and tried to kiss me in my teens s*xual abuse.

I am looking for the old gagies who used to have their willies out when we past them after school. Oh my they are all past away now. No court for them then.

My list goes on back 30years i think when life was so different than now Men cannot even look at me now in case i have them in court.

I will let you know when the big court case goes ahead ONLY THOSE WITH MONEY THOUGH I need my legal costs paid for plus a lump sum

On Monday, April 8th, there will be a narrow path total eclipse that will skirt diagonally from part of Mexico, across America into Canada. The longest duration of this eclipse is about FOUR MINUTES and TWENTY EIGHT SECONDS, so if you are planning to travel across the country to be in the path to view this event, my best guess is you should already have arrived at a hotel, unpacked your viewing glasses and having dinner.

Tomorrow could be a hectic day as Arkansas Governor, Sarah Huckabee has declared a state of emergency ahead of the eclipse. She's released $100,000 from the Response and Recovery Fund to help commercial carriers transport essentials to customers in the state during the eclipse.

The state emergency will remain in effect until April 10.

Many of the comments that I've read think that Huckabee over reacted, maybe referencing the Chicken Little / Henny Penny fable where the sky is falling.

Sara, it's just like night-time but, only 4 minutes in duration. Call off the National Guard, there's no need for the villagers to huddle in caves like they did a thousand years ago!




Some links:

Many of us are here to find a partner.

We expect to find sooner or later.

In order to succeed don't u think we all should put up our best photos.

We are all unique in our own ways yes, but look at some of the profile photos you men post.

Trust me u put immediate fear in me on some of them. Fear of domestic beatings from u.

Looking quarrelsome, bitter, enraged. A snarling angry tiger.

Others look feminine while saying they seeking same.

Fix up your best photo and put as your profile pic.

Put your best foot forward.

Great Orators of the Democrat Party - PAST:

"One man with courage makes a majority." ~Andrew Jackson

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

"The buck stops here." ~Harry S. Truman

"Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.." ~John F. Kennedy


Great Orators of the Democrat Party - RECENT:

"It depends what your definition of 'is' is?'' ~William Jefferson Clinton

"Those rumors are false. I believe in the sanctity of marriage." ~John Edwards

"What difference does it make?" (re: Benghazi). ~Hillary Clinton

"I invented the Internet." ~Al Gore

"America is, is no longer, uh, what it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was, uh, and I say to myself, uh, I don't want that future, uh, for my children." ~Barack Obama

"I have campaigned in all 57 states." ~Barack Obama (Quoted 2008)

"You don't need God anymore; you have us Democrats." ~Nancy Pelosi (Quoted 2006)

"Paying taxes is voluntary." ~Sen. Harry Reid

"Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he is." ~Hillary Rodham Clinton (Quoted1998)

"You have a business. You didn't build that. Someone else did!" ~Barack Obama (Quoted 2012)

And the most ridiculous gem of wisdom, from the "Mother Superior Moron": "We just have to pass the Healthcare Bill to see what's in it." ~Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March,2010 )

(As one Doctor said: "That is also the perfect definition of a stool sample.")

Beyond a doubt, the greatest statement of all was made by Democrat House Speaker Sam Rayburn at the first Congressional session after Ted Kennedy was caught, on camera, having sex with one of his aides on the deck of his yacht ... "Ah see that the good Senatuh from the great state of Massutwoshits has changed his position on off-shore drillin'."


AND THE LATEST FROM THIS DYSFUNCTIONAL BUNCH IS.......

"My fear is if North Korea nukes us, Trump's gonna get us into a war." ~ Maxine Waters........2017

I'm getting married.....................................

More About Me
I enjoy long walks on the beach, just a few feet behind young couples that want their privacy, yelling personal insults at small wild animals, pitting my arms in battle against each other, cooking for anorexics, and dog sledding, (not like the Iditerod, I like to stand on dogs while sledding down a hill). I'm the type of person who hates when I see a dog being dragged behind a car and the driver isn't laughing, I do however like it when for whatever reason the dog catches on fire. I hate it when I go to buy milk and where the expiration date is it doesn't say "eternity". I often wonder how fast a zebra has to run before it looks gray. I like to spend my weekend nights pulling out all of my books and judging them by their covers, I've found that I have a lot of crappy books. I sometimes wish I were Chinese so that I wouldn't have to order Chinese food, I could just order food. I hate thinking about how well I could climb trees if my thumbs were on the opposite sides of my hands, although I think about that a lot. I think one of the biggest days in my life was when I came to the realization that the natural enemy of the hole is the pile. I like to lick 9 volt batteries while watching video tapes of childbirth in reverse. But what I love most of all is, finding those kids with that disease that causes them to age at an accelerated rate, and wasting their time. My dislikes include smug Eskimos, Right hand turns, people with tattoos on the soles of their feet, puppies, and the fact that I can't fly. I don't like swimming, unless the only other option is sinking. I see no reason to climb a huge rock, jump from a plane or run in front of a herd of angry bulls but I have however punched a goose in the face (It was provoking me. That goose got what it had comin').

More about my Match
Pretty much anyone who read my profile andstill wants to contact me.

Once upon a time a man asked a woman to marry him..she refused.

The man lived happily ever after...riding motorbikes, going fishing...drinking beer..playing golf...left the toilet seat up and could fart whenever he wanted.

The End

Background

My dearest wife is always going on and on and ON about NOT making a fuss over her on Valentine's Day. She repeats that it's the thought that counts.

Well, I put a lot of thought into the gifts from previous February 14ths but she didn't quite take to any of them like I assumed she would. Here's my list - see what you think:

Brand new mop and bucket. I was thinking it would be fun to see what colour the floor was because I couldn't remember.

Romantic dinner at fast food restaurant.
I was thinking that she might like to go inside for a change instead of fetching dinner at the drive through.

Chocolates left-over from last year's candy box. I was thinking of how proud she'd be of me for not wasting food. She's been nagging me for years to recycle.

Midnight moped ride through the park. I was thinking that I'm getting too old to be peddling on the bike.

Dozen roses printed on high quality photo paper. One of my favourites things! I was thinking these would last a lifetime instead of just a week.

45 second back massage. I was thinking any longer and she might think I was interested in something else.

Windows 8.1 I was thinking how proud she would be to be a part of the technology crowd.