Hans4711

Blayney, New South Wales, Australia

Jan 2019

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AN IRISH woman who married the ghost of a 300-year-old pirate....

Things must be getting a bit tough for our sweet little Irish Girls........

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Story from the Irish Post:

AN IRISH woman who married the ghost of a 300-year-old pirate claims the couple have split up.

Amanda Teague, 46, from Drogheda, Co. Louth, married the Haitian pirate named Jack earlier this year.

The wedding to her ‘soulmate’ took place on board a boat in international waters off the Irish coast.

However the Irish Mirror reports the couple have called it a day after less than a year.

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Taking to social media, Amanda said: “So I feel it’s time to let everyone know that my marriage is over.

“I will explain all in due course but for now all I want to say is be VERY careful when dabbling in spirituality, it’s not something to mess with.”

The split is another blow for Jack, after he was purportedly executed for thieving on the high seas in the 1700s.

Pirates of the Caribbean fan Amanda previously told The Irish Post how she spent £4,000 to look like Captain Jack Sparrow, Johnny Depp’s character in the film.

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FOOTNOTE: No doubt we will be seeing her on CS shortly, possibly under the profile name of 'SparrowFart' ...
Looking for a man 99 - 300 ...
Must be naughtycle and have a jolly roger
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epirb●Dannevirke, Hawke's Bay New Zealand

Jan 23, 2019●37 Blogs●1,341 Comments

mental health issues are front page news now .

Bekard●St.Johns, Saint Philip Antigua and Barbuda

Jan 23, 2019●275 Comments

Hmmmm.....it looks like the world is changing......some marry animals and even Robots in Japan......how about when they get children

Hans4711OP●Blayney, New South Wales Australia

Jan 23, 2019●32 Blogs●2,066 Comments

@ epirb -

.... If ya gotta go round the twist ya may as well go all the way.....

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mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Jan 23, 2019●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

I wonder will she have a phantom pregnancy next time they run short of real news,

Hans4711OP●Blayney, New South Wales Australia

Jan 23, 2019●32 Blogs●2,066 Comments

@ Bekard -

... Not much surprises me these days but just when you thought that you've seen and heard it all..........

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Hans4711OP●Blayney, New South Wales Australia

Jan 23, 2019●32 Blogs●2,066 Comments

@ Molly~ -

..... and then give birth to little spirits.....

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mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Jan 23, 2019●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Whiskey, Ginny and little Voddy

Hans4711OP●Blayney, New South Wales Australia

Jan 23, 2019●32 Blogs●2,066 Comments

@ Molly~ -

.... Great names Girl, do ya think the kids will grow up to be 'free spirits' .....

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mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Jan 23, 2019●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Epirb, check for recently separated women.

Hans4711OP●Blayney, New South Wales Australia

Jan 23, 2019●32 Blogs●2,066 Comments

@ epirb -

You can do it about an hour after logging off, then it won't register.....

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Bnaughty●Málaga, Andalusia Spain

Jan 23, 2019●17 Blogs●994 Comments

Did Jack bone her on the wedding night?

Hans4711OP●Blayney, New South Wales Australia

Jan 23, 2019●32 Blogs●2,066 Comments

@ epirb -

... If you can't find her on here you might like to also try:

Match.com....
Eharmony.. ...
Mirror Dating. ...
Tinder. ...
My Single Friend. ...
Saga Connections. ...
Lovestruck.

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Wrinklylove●Adelaide, South Australia Australia

Jan 23, 2019●1 Blogs●36 Comments

Maybe she was hoping her new hubby would tell her where he buried his ill gotten loot?
Maybe the reason they split up is because he remained mum on it?
Then again, maybe she is just loony tunes?

MiguelUknow●Santiago de Queretaro, Queretaro Mexico

Jan 23, 2019●8 Blogs●316 Comments

Well she ain't gonna find a better place to look for a replacement ghost lover than CS.

epirb●Dannevirke, Hawke's Bay New Zealand

Jan 23, 2019●37 Blogs●1,341 Comments

I'll keep an eye on my WVM list .

Hans4711OP●Blayney, New South Wales Australia

Jan 23, 2019●32 Blogs●2,066 Comments

@ Wrinklylove -

... That's a lot of 'maybe's'...... m8.....

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Hans4711OP●Blayney, New South Wales Australia

Jan 23, 2019●32 Blogs●2,066 Comments

@ Miguel~ -

... You might be on to something there.... and don't forget,.... age doesn't matter....

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Hans4711OP●Blayney, New South Wales Australia

Jan 23, 2019●32 Blogs●2,066 Comments

@ epirb -

... She won't be looking at your profile, you don't look over 99 years old.....

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mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Jan 23, 2019●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Jack is now available too

Hans4711OP●Blayney, New South Wales Australia

Jan 23, 2019●32 Blogs●2,066 Comments

@ Molly~ -

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... Trust you to come up with that thought....... and he's all your's Girl......

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Wrinklylove●Adelaide, South Australia Australia

Jan 23, 2019●1 Blogs●36 Comments

@Hans4711

No way. Four is a lot. Two's a couple and three is a few

wenever●perry, Florida USA

Jan 23, 2019●89 Blogs●2,159 Comments

Hi Hans, I think I might have been married to her years ago, and just figured it out after reading your post.

my friend.

namaron●Seekonk, Massachusetts USA

Jan 23, 2019●1,658 Blogs●20,975 Comments

"There Have Been A Few People"

"That Have Legally Married Themselves Hans".............

Hans4711OP●Blayney, New South Wales Australia

Jan 23, 2019●32 Blogs●2,066 Comments

@ Wrinklylove -

.... OK, we'll settle for a few then......

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marlindap●Clearwater, British Columbia Canada

Jan 23, 2019●3 Blogs●226 Comments

The most suspicious part is that a Haitian is named Jack, she should have realized the ghost was using an alias.

M4_Mischief●Belleville, Ontario Canada

Jan 23, 2019●6 Blogs●604 Comments

That's probably why they divorced....she found out he was using a fake id and was just an average joe from Pittsburgh.......

Hans4711OP●Blayney, New South Wales Australia

Jan 23, 2019●32 Blogs●2,066 Comments

@ Len~ -

... I would like to believe that this is NOT a religious blog.....

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Hans4711OP●Blayney, New South Wales Australia

Jan 23, 2019●32 Blogs●2,066 Comments

@ marlin~ -

.... Yes indeed,..... very suspicious me thinks too....

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Hans4711OP●Blayney, New South Wales Australia

Jan 23, 2019●32 Blogs●2,066 Comments

@ M4~ -

.... I've always wondered where 'average Joe's' come from..... now I know..... thank you.....

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Hans4711OP●Blayney, New South Wales Australia

Jan 23, 2019●32 Blogs●2,066 Comments

@ Wen~ -

..... What does that say about you when her next choice was 300 years old......

Just kidding....

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marlindap●Clearwater, British Columbia Canada

Jan 24, 2019●3 Blogs●226 Comments

of all the people it should have been easiest to "see through" his disguise.

Hans4711OP●Blayney, New South Wales Australia

Jan 24, 2019●32 Blogs●2,066 Comments

@ marlin~ -

... You would have thought so......

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Hans4711OP●Blayney, New South Wales Australia

Jan 24, 2019●32 Blogs●2,066 Comments

@ Len~ -

... I don't think they have a ghost of a chance of that happening....

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itchywitch●galway, Galway Ireland

Jan 24, 2019●1 Blogs●3,435 Comments

Hans is it me or what

but are you obsessing a bit over the Irish these days

Hans4711OP●Blayney, New South Wales Australia

Jan 24, 2019●32 Blogs●2,066 Comments

@ Itchy, Girl -

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.... I can see how you could think this but I don't obsess about anything or anyone.

This story was added to a Facebook group that I'm a member of, I thought it would make interesting reading here on CS.

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Len05●Antwerp, Antwerpen Belgium

Jan 25, 2019●18 Blogs●307 Comments

i'm not sure if i would want someone to marry my ghost in 300 years.

I would expect pirates to be smarter and less prone to be tied down.

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Hi Girls .... my name is Hans (pronounced like the beer 'Hahn' with an 's')...five foot seven and a half in bare feet... 78 kg,

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