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If, if and then if...
If there is something like God and also if
God is the creator and then if I were that God.
The creation would be:
There is no other species other than the 'homo sapiens'. No childhood or aged fellas but the young, immortal, glamorous, beautiful chicks and handsome guys. Means, no birth or death. No hunger or sex, there is only love inducing o*gasm without penetration. There is no galaxy but the planet earth without boundaries or countries. There would be brightness like
the day but without a sun. The spotless moon in the center with the stars placed around multidimensionally configured in a particular fashion and pattern. The existence is limited to just that premise.
No science and, therefore, no scope of either the theories, natural selection, etc. or of evolution. Its static and not dynamic creation and so science is not required per se.
That's it. My creation is ready for use.
Actually I groomed to be that fantastic creator, inspired by a renowned biochemist named Himunastics, reading her blog on a site, "DC, i.e. the Defuunct Couples" where she narrated a story of one illusory guy called Murk and another scholarly guy called Junk.
The story goes like:
One day Murk forgot to carry his tiffin and so he imagined a platter in front of him with bread and sauce on it and started eating his own imagined food. Now the wise Junk was bewildered, watching this episode. He asked Murk what he was eating when there is no food. Murk told him about how he managed the food by his vivid imagination.
Junk, "you idiot, if you were to do it that way, then you could have done with all sorts of yummy yummy eatables around you on all sides taking a bit from any or all".
The end of the creation and the told story for that matter.
Hope you enjoyed my creation and the inspiring story.
God is the creator and then if I were that God.
The creation would be:
There is no other species other than the 'homo sapiens'. No childhood or aged fellas but the young, immortal, glamorous, beautiful chicks and handsome guys. Means, no birth or death. No hunger or sex, there is only love inducing o*gasm without penetration. There is no galaxy but the planet earth without boundaries or countries. There would be brightness like
the day but without a sun. The spotless moon in the center with the stars placed around multidimensionally configured in a particular fashion and pattern. The existence is limited to just that premise.
No science and, therefore, no scope of either the theories, natural selection, etc. or of evolution. Its static and not dynamic creation and so science is not required per se.
That's it. My creation is ready for use.
Actually I groomed to be that fantastic creator, inspired by a renowned biochemist named Himunastics, reading her blog on a site, "DC, i.e. the Defuunct Couples" where she narrated a story of one illusory guy called Murk and another scholarly guy called Junk.
The story goes like:
One day Murk forgot to carry his tiffin and so he imagined a platter in front of him with bread and sauce on it and started eating his own imagined food. Now the wise Junk was bewildered, watching this episode. He asked Murk what he was eating when there is no food. Murk told him about how he managed the food by his vivid imagination.
Junk, "you idiot, if you were to do it that way, then you could have done with all sorts of yummy yummy eatables around you on all sides taking a bit from any or all".
The end of the creation and the told story for that matter.
Hope you enjoyed my creation and the inspiring story.
This one is for you Mic.....and everyone else. 'Melania' lol
After a bit of piano by Jon Babtiste, some words from our 'First Lady' (imitator) relating the Tulsa rally to their love life, her relationship with Ivanka, and the recent book about her,
'Her Art of the Deal'. Enjoy
'Her Art of the Deal'. Enjoy
Feminism has wrecked homes, families...and now the planet.
The very nature of feminism...being independent and s*xual revolution is now wrecking the planet.
How so?
Now the same family that live in one house years ago, now need 2. (double the resources being used)
The same with vehicles need.
The same with electricity being used.
Houses need to be heated.
All those extra fossil fuels being used....all that extra pollution.
But of course, we know it is all the man's fault...right feminists?
...all that abuse.
Better yet, what about if we refuse to believe it...it just want be a reality then.
Keep up the good work.
Of course, this is just meant to be some comedy...hope we all get a good laugh from it.
How so?
Now the same family that live in one house years ago, now need 2. (double the resources being used)
The same with vehicles need.
The same with electricity being used.
Houses need to be heated.
All those extra fossil fuels being used....all that extra pollution.
But of course, we know it is all the man's fault...right feminists?
...all that abuse.
Better yet, what about if we refuse to believe it...it just want be a reality then.
Keep up the good work.
Of course, this is just meant to be some comedy...hope we all get a good laugh from it.
A blog about the blogs
The real world.
So where do we begin.
At the risk of being hipakritical but a comment or too about our blogs as is
the title.
Chillyarse,nasictivnasty,veerawayfrom,Rizrazer.
Most of these dungbettles !Ike the sound of Thier own typing.
They all have created a club "The self important private club"
To be a member you have to comment on your own members blogs and bow down to and gently lick their arse.
F!yme away from these bores.
So where do we begin.
At the risk of being hipakritical but a comment or too about our blogs as is
the title.
Chillyarse,nasictivnasty,veerawayfrom,Rizrazer.
Most of these dungbettles !Ike the sound of Thier own typing.
They all have created a club "The self important private club"
To be a member you have to comment on your own members blogs and bow down to and gently lick their arse.
F!yme away from these bores.
online today!
Hungry or Not
Had a kiddies meal today at McDonald's. The meal was quite nice as well as the atmosphere in the restaurant, well that was until the kiddies mother had an anger attack and gave me a whopper on my eye....
Timed myself today.
Takes a 5 minute walk from my home to the bar.
Takes 35 minutes from the bar to my home.
The difference is staggering.
Timed myself today.
Takes a 5 minute walk from my home to the bar.
Takes 35 minutes from the bar to my home.
The difference is staggering.
online today!
MY PHONE!
I lost my phone just yesterday, I'm traumatised and lost,
I can't speak in conversation, I just don't know what to do,
I don't know whatsapp with my friends, my parents want
to talk to me, again, that's twice this month, I can't tweet,
I can't face talk, (even though they are here beside me)
They are there and I can't even look,,,, I need Facebook,
They even asked me to add two and two, as if I didn't
know, oh,, I need my phone,, where is my goddamm
phone, sorry, it's not like I REALLY need my phone to
be normal, .......... I just want the ten million pictures
I took, I'm sure there is one of me pouting that looks
really good, this is all going to end in disaster if I
DON'T GET MY PHONE!
I can't speak in conversation, I just don't know what to do,
I don't know whatsapp with my friends, my parents want
to talk to me, again, that's twice this month, I can't tweet,
I can't face talk, (even though they are here beside me)
They are there and I can't even look,,,, I need Facebook,
They even asked me to add two and two, as if I didn't
know, oh,, I need my phone,, where is my goddamm
phone, sorry, it's not like I REALLY need my phone to
be normal, .......... I just want the ten million pictures
I took, I'm sure there is one of me pouting that looks
really good, this is all going to end in disaster if I
DON'T GET MY PHONE!
Pelosi has very bold move to end government shutdown quickly lol
In response to:
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Pelosi Says She Will Skip Trump and Negotiate Directly with Putin
By Andy Borowitz
11:43 A.M.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a bold gambit to end the government shutdown,
the House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, said on Saturday that she would bypass Donald J. Trump
and negotiate directly with the Russian President, Vladimir Putin.
“I owe it to the American people to bring this shutdown to the swiftest possible conclusion,
and so I’m avoiding the middleman,” she said.
Pelosi, who is scheduled to board a plane to Moscow Saturday night,
said that she had not informed Trump of her plans to deal directly with Putin.
“Whatever,” she said.
In an official statement, Putin said that he welcomed Pelosi’s overture
and shared her desire to end the shutdown.
“At some point, I’d like to visit Yellowstone,” he said.
Andy Borowitz is the New York Times best-selling author of “The 50 Funniest American Writers,”
and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes the Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news, for newyorker.com
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Pelosi Says She Will Skip Trump and Negotiate Directly with Putin
By Andy Borowitz
11:43 A.M.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a bold gambit to end the government shutdown,
the House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, said on Saturday that she would bypass Donald J. Trump
and negotiate directly with the Russian President, Vladimir Putin.
“I owe it to the American people to bring this shutdown to the swiftest possible conclusion,
and so I’m avoiding the middleman,” she said.
Pelosi, who is scheduled to board a plane to Moscow Saturday night,
said that she had not informed Trump of her plans to deal directly with Putin.
“Whatever,” she said.
In an official statement, Putin said that he welcomed Pelosi’s overture
and shared her desire to end the shutdown.
“At some point, I’d like to visit Yellowstone,” he said.
Andy Borowitz is the New York Times best-selling author of “The 50 Funniest American Writers,”
and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes the Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news, for newyorker.com
Whether it's withdrawl of troops, sanctions, or other issues, clearly Trump simply does what Putin wants,
due to all the money Trump takes in from illegally laundering Russian money.
So, negotiating with the boss is likely a more productive avenue, or.... (insert Russian word for street here).
The Cruel attack by Obama on Trump
From the New Yorker;
One can only wonder how many more 5 am Tweets from the White House lavatory office
we will have to endure before Trump's reign is up.
In response to:
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Obama’s Barrage of Complete Sentences Seen as Brutal Attack on Trump
By Andy Borowitz
CHICAGO (The Borowitz Report)—In an appearance at the University of Chicago on Monday, former President Barack Obama unloaded a relentless barrage of complete sentences in what was widely seen as a brutal attack on his successor, Donald Trump.
Appearing at his first public event since leaving office, Obama fired off a punishing fusillade of grammatically correct sentences, the likes of which the American people have not heard from the White House since he departed.
“He totally restricted his speech to complete sentences,” Tracy Klugian, a student at the event, said. “It was the most vicious takedown of Trump I’d ever seen.”
“About five or six sentences in, I noticed that all of his sentences had both nouns and verbs in them,” Carol Foyler, another student, said. “I couldn’t believe he was going after Trump like that.”
Obama’s blistering deployment of complete sentences clearly got under the skin of their intended target, who, moments after the event, responded with an angry tweet: “Obama bad (or sick) guy. Failing. Sad!”
Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian
who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Obama’s Barrage of Complete Sentences Seen as Brutal Attack on Trump
By Andy Borowitz
CHICAGO (The Borowitz Report)—In an appearance at the University of Chicago on Monday, former President Barack Obama unloaded a relentless barrage of complete sentences in what was widely seen as a brutal attack on his successor, Donald Trump.
Appearing at his first public event since leaving office, Obama fired off a punishing fusillade of grammatically correct sentences, the likes of which the American people have not heard from the White House since he departed.
“He totally restricted his speech to complete sentences,” Tracy Klugian, a student at the event, said. “It was the most vicious takedown of Trump I’d ever seen.”
“About five or six sentences in, I noticed that all of his sentences had both nouns and verbs in them,” Carol Foyler, another student, said. “I couldn’t believe he was going after Trump like that.”
Obama’s blistering deployment of complete sentences clearly got under the skin of their intended target, who, moments after the event, responded with an angry tweet: “Obama bad (or sick) guy. Failing. Sad!”
Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian
who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.
One can only wonder how many more 5 am Tweets from the White House lavatory office
we will have to endure before Trump's reign is up.
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