Pelosi has very bold move to end government shutdown quickly lol
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Satire from The Borowitz Report
Pelosi Says She Will Skip Trump and Negotiate Directly with Putin
By Andy Borowitz
11:43 A.M.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a bold gambit to end the government shutdown,
the House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, said on Saturday that she would bypass Donald J. Trump
and negotiate directly with the Russian President, Vladimir Putin.
“I owe it to the American people to bring this shutdown to the swiftest possible conclusion,
and so I’m avoiding the middleman,” she said.
Pelosi, who is scheduled to board a plane to Moscow Saturday night,
said that she had not informed Trump of her plans to deal directly with Putin.
“Whatever,” she said.
In an official statement, Putin said that he welcomed Pelosi’s overture
and shared her desire to end the shutdown.
“At some point, I’d like to visit Yellowstone,” he said.
Andy Borowitz is the New York Times best-selling author of “The 50 Funniest American Writers,”
and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes the Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news, for newyorker.com
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Pelosi Says She Will Skip Trump and Negotiate Directly with Putin
By Andy Borowitz
11:43 A.M.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a bold gambit to end the government shutdown,
the House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, said on Saturday that she would bypass Donald J. Trump
and negotiate directly with the Russian President, Vladimir Putin.
“I owe it to the American people to bring this shutdown to the swiftest possible conclusion,
and so I’m avoiding the middleman,” she said.
Pelosi, who is scheduled to board a plane to Moscow Saturday night,
said that she had not informed Trump of her plans to deal directly with Putin.
“Whatever,” she said.
In an official statement, Putin said that he welcomed Pelosi’s overture
and shared her desire to end the shutdown.
“At some point, I’d like to visit Yellowstone,” he said.
Andy Borowitz is the New York Times best-selling author of “The 50 Funniest American Writers,”
and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes the Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news, for newyorker.com
Whether it's withdrawl of troops, sanctions, or other issues, clearly Trump simply does what Putin wants,
due to all the money Trump takes in from illegally laundering Russian money.
So, negotiating with the boss is likely a more productive avenue, or.... (insert Russian word for street here).
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Not only will they remember, they will likely never forget.
e - The walls Trump SHOULD get, are federal & state prison walls.
Just to be clear, political mandate is a fairly wishy washy term used by anyone who feels like it, from someone that garnered a landslide 80% of the vote, to the one that won with under 50%. In practice, someone like Trump using words like political mandate as a threat for so long, they clearly don't have a mandate..
Trump supporters are duped into believing that a physical wall is needed...they are not going to listen to reason...only Fox news...lol...
Too funny but sad too...
I think Huckabee knows what he is talking about.
studecar
However, unfortunately, we do not have a sane president.