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Bad Bureaucracies
It's kinda annoying when a simple process of renewing a passport turns into circus, I'm sure every embassies has different sets of rules and regulations to follow but our embassy rules here simply suck, so unproductive and not helpful at all. We have consulates or embassy that are supposed to be there to help their citizens but looks like that they are there to make our life complicated.
went to renew my passport, a receptionist sent me to another person who gave me instructions and forms to fill up. After completing the forms, I was sent to another person for questioning, he requested for more identifications and documents which I provided. My paperworks were sent to another department for review then I was called, asked many questions again which I answered then she signed some of my paperworks. Then I was referred to another person for more questioning and they requested more documents which I didn't have with me since I didn't expect them to be a requirement. I went through the same frustrating process five years ago when I had to provide lots of documents and paid a lot of money inorder for my passport to be renewed. I explained to them in details that I've done all of these processes 4 years ago but unfortunately they couldn't find any record of it so I was dismissed and told to bring documents they require in order for me to re-acquire citizenship, which I already did years ago ! Worse part, I plan to travel in a month but was told I won't be able to have a valid passport after at least 45 working days plus some delays so have to wait at least 2-3 months! Back home in Philippines it would take about a week to get a passport and here in Jordan, it took me an hour to get a passport.
I was just going through some paperworks , found what I need so I'm going back again tomorrow to submit documents they required. I'm just hoping they are not gonna charge me for more authentication, validation and registration fees for each document again! 4 years ago, I spent almost a thousand dollars to have my passport renewed while the standard fee for renewing passport here is only about $65.
all these rules and regulations that everyone has follow can be very frustrating, specially when embassies or any government or private businesses are understaffed or employ incompetent, grumpy, senile workers who couldn't keep up with long line of people waiting to be served or helped...you can't do anything about it, they set the rules, we have to follow or simply get lost!
not having a nice day here, a bit sick and grumpy...I hope yours are better!
went to renew my passport, a receptionist sent me to another person who gave me instructions and forms to fill up. After completing the forms, I was sent to another person for questioning, he requested for more identifications and documents which I provided. My paperworks were sent to another department for review then I was called, asked many questions again which I answered then she signed some of my paperworks. Then I was referred to another person for more questioning and they requested more documents which I didn't have with me since I didn't expect them to be a requirement. I went through the same frustrating process five years ago when I had to provide lots of documents and paid a lot of money inorder for my passport to be renewed. I explained to them in details that I've done all of these processes 4 years ago but unfortunately they couldn't find any record of it so I was dismissed and told to bring documents they require in order for me to re-acquire citizenship, which I already did years ago ! Worse part, I plan to travel in a month but was told I won't be able to have a valid passport after at least 45 working days plus some delays so have to wait at least 2-3 months! Back home in Philippines it would take about a week to get a passport and here in Jordan, it took me an hour to get a passport.
I was just going through some paperworks , found what I need so I'm going back again tomorrow to submit documents they required. I'm just hoping they are not gonna charge me for more authentication, validation and registration fees for each document again! 4 years ago, I spent almost a thousand dollars to have my passport renewed while the standard fee for renewing passport here is only about $65.
all these rules and regulations that everyone has follow can be very frustrating, specially when embassies or any government or private businesses are understaffed or employ incompetent, grumpy, senile workers who couldn't keep up with long line of people waiting to be served or helped...you can't do anything about it, they set the rules, we have to follow or simply get lost!
not having a nice day here, a bit sick and grumpy...I hope yours are better!
Is your partner lazy?
My wife is so lazy, every time I go to have a pee in the sink, it´s full of dirty dishes. What should I do with her?
Finally some smidgen of truth out of Guliani ? lol
In response to: Satire from The Borowitz Report
Trump’s Lawyers Argue That He Cannot Be Impeached
Because He Was Never Actually Elected
By Andy Borowitz
10:57 A.M.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what they believe is a legal masterstroke,
lawyers for Donald J. Trump are now claiming that he cannot be impeached because he was never actually elected.
In a lengthy memo sent to the special counsel, Robert Mueller, the lawyers pushed back vehemently against any allegation
that Trump was legally elected President.
“Because Russian interference made the election of Donald J. Trump wholly illegitimate, any attempt to remove him
from an office that he does not legally hold is clearly impossible,” the memo asserted.
The memo claimed that the Constitution contains “no provision for removing a person from office
when that person was installed there by a foreign power.”
The memo went on to argue that, if a subpoena is sent to the White House, it will be returned to Mueller and stamped “addressee unknown.”
“A person referred to in a subpoena as ‘President’ Donald J. Trump simply does not exist,” the memo claimed.
Minutes after the memo was leaked, the former New York mayor Rudolph Giuliani appeared on “Fox & Friends”
and proudly announced that he was its author.
“Sometimes I have to just step back and say, ‘Damn it, Rudy, you’re good,’ ” he said, beaming.
Andy Borowitz is the New York Times best-selling author of “The 50 Funniest American Writers,”
and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes the Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news, for newyorker.com.
Trump’s Lawyers Argue That He Cannot Be Impeached
Because He Was Never Actually Elected
By Andy Borowitz
10:57 A.M.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what they believe is a legal masterstroke,
lawyers for Donald J. Trump are now claiming that he cannot be impeached because he was never actually elected.
In a lengthy memo sent to the special counsel, Robert Mueller, the lawyers pushed back vehemently against any allegation
that Trump was legally elected President.
“Because Russian interference made the election of Donald J. Trump wholly illegitimate, any attempt to remove him
from an office that he does not legally hold is clearly impossible,” the memo asserted.
The memo claimed that the Constitution contains “no provision for removing a person from office
when that person was installed there by a foreign power.”
The memo went on to argue that, if a subpoena is sent to the White House, it will be returned to Mueller and stamped “addressee unknown.”
“A person referred to in a subpoena as ‘President’ Donald J. Trump simply does not exist,” the memo claimed.
Minutes after the memo was leaked, the former New York mayor Rudolph Giuliani appeared on “Fox & Friends”
and proudly announced that he was its author.
“Sometimes I have to just step back and say, ‘Damn it, Rudy, you’re good,’ ” he said, beaming.
Andy Borowitz is the New York Times best-selling author of “The 50 Funniest American Writers,”
and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes the Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news, for newyorker.com.
Andy ! Andy !
Guliani has so many excuses and story changes,
that it's almost conceivable, that he might try the above.
Congratulations to Trump Voters - You've done it !!
In response to: Satire from The Borowitz Report
Bar Officially Cannot Be Lowered
By Andy Borowitz
July 24, 2015
MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—A group of scholars who have been monitoring the descent of the bar
over the past few decades have concluded that the bar can no longer be lowered, the scholars announced on Friday.
The academics, led by Professor Davis Logsdon, of the University of Minnesota, published their conclusion
after their research definitively found that the bar had finally dropped to its lowest possible position.
“For those who thought the bar still had room to be lowered, our findings resoundingly contradict that assumption,” Logsdon said. “
The bar is now essentially flush with the ground.”
Logsdon acknowledged that he and his fellow scholars have come under fire in the past for claiming that the bar could not be further lowered,
specifically when they issued a paper to that effect after the selection of the Republican Vice-Presidential nominee in 2008.
“We got that one wrong,” he said. “Clearly, the bar still had a way to go.”
Now that the issue of whether the bar can be further lowered has been settled, Logsdon and his colleagues
plan to examine the question of whether there is anything left to scrape at the bottom of the barrel.
“Our findings are preliminary, but it appears that the answer is no,” he said.
Andy Borowitz is the New York Times best-selling author of “The 50 Funniest American Writers,”
and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes the Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news, for newyorker.com.
Bar Officially Cannot Be Lowered
By Andy Borowitz
July 24, 2015
MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—A group of scholars who have been monitoring the descent of the bar
over the past few decades have concluded that the bar can no longer be lowered, the scholars announced on Friday.
The academics, led by Professor Davis Logsdon, of the University of Minnesota, published their conclusion
after their research definitively found that the bar had finally dropped to its lowest possible position.
“For those who thought the bar still had room to be lowered, our findings resoundingly contradict that assumption,” Logsdon said. “
The bar is now essentially flush with the ground.”
Logsdon acknowledged that he and his fellow scholars have come under fire in the past for claiming that the bar could not be further lowered,
specifically when they issued a paper to that effect after the selection of the Republican Vice-Presidential nominee in 2008.
“We got that one wrong,” he said. “Clearly, the bar still had a way to go.”
Now that the issue of whether the bar can be further lowered has been settled, Logsdon and his colleagues
plan to examine the question of whether there is anything left to scrape at the bottom of the barrel.
“Our findings are preliminary, but it appears that the answer is no,” he said.
Andy Borowitz is the New York Times best-selling author of “The 50 Funniest American Writers,”
and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes the Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news, for newyorker.com.
Please don't challenge the US voters like that Andy.
Surely, there must be a worm under a rock somewhere,
that is less qualified and ineffectual than Trump.
I mean yes, he's the worst president in US history.
That's official;
But, that's only SO FAR.
Here's a frightening fact.
Pence is just an impeachment away from inheriting the reins
and he is not without horrible potential.
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Parodies
I've seen so many serious blogs lately (mine included) and decided it's time for a bit of fun.
I'm a big fan of parodies, in particular music parodies. It's not easy to put together humor and still make the lyrics make sense (well sometimes they doesn't
).
I'm sharing some of my favorites. I hope you like.
Feel free to add yours.
As a warm-up: Foil by "Weird All" Yankovic (Parody of "Royals" by Lorde)
I'm a big fan of parodies, in particular music parodies. It's not easy to put together humor and still make the lyrics make sense (well sometimes they doesn't
).I'm sharing some of my favorites. I hope you like.
Feel free to add yours.
As a warm-up: Foil by "Weird All" Yankovic (Parody of "Royals" by Lorde)
A typical CS Hour...
Scream for no reason, slander libel, shout, fick, feck, fock, fack, blame, lie, pout. Mispel, bs, shout some more, annoy, criticise, blame the new world order. Defend my obvious garbage, b1tch, accuse, display total ignorance, suck up, copy/paste to prove a point I know nothing about, snide, Yay Trump, nay Trump, talk crap but add 
, because nobody else will laugh. Photoshop my 10 year old pic, invent an interesting life, flirt, dirt, skirt, hurt, swear again. Blame Putin, blame Obama, blame Jeshamud, be fake insulted, flame, troll, rant, boobies, indulge f*ckwits. Scam, spam, slam, this ism, that ism, end of the world.
...Bobin's An*l Thread
, because nobody else will laugh. Photoshop my 10 year old pic, invent an interesting life, flirt, dirt, skirt, hurt, swear again. Blame Putin, blame Obama, blame Jeshamud, be fake insulted, flame, troll, rant, boobies, indulge f*ckwits. Scam, spam, slam, this ism, that ism, end of the world....Bobin's An*l Thread
God Must Be Crazy !!!
I sometimez feel really baaddd for that God fella !! I mean if there is One !!
If God is around somewhere , then The God must be thinking ...
"These two legged creature called human Braught me down here on Earth for their own Personal Agenda...
When did I Asked to this creature called Human to Bring me down to Earth to Have any of their Recognition as God at all !!?
"
"Now look at these Humans... There are sooo many other species here in Universe ... No one has become that much pain in my a*s except these Humans !!
"
"These Humans Bugging me constantly with their all kind of Prayers (I have lost count of how many different methods they have invented to Bug me in the name of Religion !!
) ... "
"These Humans always Nagging me for every Problem they face every now and then... Can't they sort out anything by themselves at all !! Even if they have a pimple on their face , still they will poke me !!! Can you imagine !! "
"And don't forget the Blaming part !! For all of their own Choices and Actions , whenever they got into Trouble , they start to Blame me !!
And these Humans will Drag me to Justify every Rediculous Rule they have ever made and everything they have done Wrong ever..
"
"And then , to my worst Nightmare , these Humans started Pulling me into their own messing Battleground called as Debate Over The Existence Of God !!!!!
"
"Geeezzz !!! Will these Humans Live And Let Live me alone in my own World Of Peace ever for Gods' sake !!!!! "
If God is around somewhere , then The God must be thinking ...
"These two legged creature called human Braught me down here on Earth for their own Personal Agenda...
When did I Asked to this creature called Human to Bring me down to Earth to Have any of their Recognition as God at all !!?
""Now look at these Humans... There are sooo many other species here in Universe ... No one has become that much pain in my a*s except these Humans !!
""These Humans Bugging me constantly with their all kind of Prayers (I have lost count of how many different methods they have invented to Bug me in the name of Religion !!
) ... ""These Humans always Nagging me for every Problem they face every now and then... Can't they sort out anything by themselves at all !! Even if they have a pimple on their face , still they will poke me !!! Can you imagine !!
""And don't forget the Blaming part !! For all of their own Choices and Actions , whenever they got into Trouble , they start to Blame me !!
And these Humans will Drag me to Justify every Rediculous Rule they have ever made and everything they have done Wrong ever..
""And then , to my worst Nightmare , these Humans started Pulling me into their own messing Battleground called as Debate Over The Existence Of God !!!!!
""Geeezzz !!! Will these Humans Live And Let Live me alone in my own World Of Peace ever for Gods' sake !!!!!
"
Trump sues majority of US population (satire)
Today from The New Yorker;
In response to:
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Trump Sues Eighty-one Million Voters for Banning Him from White House
By Andy Borowitz
July 8, 2021
PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Claiming that he has been “treated very unfairly,” Donald Trump is suing eighty-one million American voters for banning him from the White House.
“This was all part of a Big Tech conspiracy,” he said. “Many of these eighty-one million people were users of Facebook, Twitter, and TicketyTock.”
Trump called the decision by eighty-one million people to ban him from the White House “a bad thing. A very bad thing.”
“This would mean that it’s up to millions of Americans to decide who gets to use the White House and who doesn’t,” he said. “This should never be allowed to happen in this country.”
The lawsuit was delayed for several weeks, sources said, while Trump sought to determine which, if any, of his attorneys still had a law license.
Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian
who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Trump Sues Eighty-one Million Voters for Banning Him from White House
By Andy Borowitz
July 8, 2021
PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Claiming that he has been “treated very unfairly,”
Donald Trump is suing eighty-one million American voters for banning him from the White House.“This was all part of a Big Tech conspiracy,” he said. “Many of these eighty-one million people were users of Facebook, Twitter, and TicketyTock.”
Trump called the decision by eighty-one million people to ban him from the White House “a bad thing. A very bad thing.”
“This would mean that it’s up to millions of Americans to decide who gets to use the White House and who doesn’t,” he said. “This should never be allowed to happen in this country.”
The lawsuit was delayed for several weeks, sources said, while Trump sought to determine which, if any, of his attorneys still had a law license.
Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian
who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.
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