Finally some smidgen of truth out of Guliani ? lol
In response to: Satire from The Borowitz Report
Trump’s Lawyers Argue That He Cannot Be Impeached
Because He Was Never Actually Elected
By Andy Borowitz
10:57 A.M.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what they believe is a legal masterstroke,
lawyers for Donald J. Trump are now claiming that he cannot be impeached because he was never actually elected.
In a lengthy memo sent to the special counsel, Robert Mueller, the lawyers pushed back vehemently against any allegation
that Trump was legally elected President.
“Because Russian interference made the election of Donald J. Trump wholly illegitimate, any attempt to remove him
from an office that he does not legally hold is clearly impossible,” the memo asserted.
The memo claimed that the Constitution contains “no provision for removing a person from office
when that person was installed there by a foreign power.”
The memo went on to argue that, if a subpoena is sent to the White House, it will be returned to Mueller and stamped “addressee unknown.”
“A person referred to in a subpoena as ‘President’ Donald J. Trump simply does not exist,” the memo claimed.
Minutes after the memo was leaked, the former New York mayor Rudolph Giuliani appeared on “Fox & Friends”
and proudly announced that he was its author.
“Sometimes I have to just step back and say, ‘Damn it, Rudy, you’re good,’ ” he said, beaming.
Andy Borowitz is the New York Times best-selling author of “The 50 Funniest American Writers,”
and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes the Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news, for newyorker.com.
Trump’s Lawyers Argue That He Cannot Be Impeached
Because He Was Never Actually Elected
By Andy Borowitz
10:57 A.M.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what they believe is a legal masterstroke,
lawyers for Donald J. Trump are now claiming that he cannot be impeached because he was never actually elected.
In a lengthy memo sent to the special counsel, Robert Mueller, the lawyers pushed back vehemently against any allegation
that Trump was legally elected President.
“Because Russian interference made the election of Donald J. Trump wholly illegitimate, any attempt to remove him
from an office that he does not legally hold is clearly impossible,” the memo asserted.
The memo claimed that the Constitution contains “no provision for removing a person from office
when that person was installed there by a foreign power.”
The memo went on to argue that, if a subpoena is sent to the White House, it will be returned to Mueller and stamped “addressee unknown.”
“A person referred to in a subpoena as ‘President’ Donald J. Trump simply does not exist,” the memo claimed.
Minutes after the memo was leaked, the former New York mayor Rudolph Giuliani appeared on “Fox & Friends”
and proudly announced that he was its author.
“Sometimes I have to just step back and say, ‘Damn it, Rudy, you’re good,’ ” he said, beaming.
Andy Borowitz is the New York Times best-selling author of “The 50 Funniest American Writers,”
and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes the Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news, for newyorker.com.
Andy ! Andy !
Guliani has so many excuses and story changes,
that it's almost conceivable, that he might try the above.
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After the midterm elections through evidence presented at impeachment proceedings
and subsequent vote by the Senate.
That's PRECISELY the process described & endorsed by Mark Levin after 6:00 in the vid, nastics - "...impeachment the old-fashioned way".
Congratulations. You're in complete agreement
Fun Fun FUN!!
We'll know about it the 2nd week of November.
It might be well to note that those confidently predicting said wave assured us The Don was unelectable.
Heed the voice of experience, y'all Dems...
"We all underestimated him."
- Ted Cruz commenting on The Don clinching the Repub nomination.
Perhaps he's like a broken clock, only right twice a day.