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Billboard Outside Of Bar
1. Wife Irritation Neutralizing Extract (WINE)
2. Refreshing Unique Medicine (RUM)
3. Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER)
4. Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen (VODKA)
5. Wife High Infusing Suspicion Killing Energy Yeast (WHISKEY)
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The Telephone Rings And
(An employer is calling to pass information to an employee.) -
Hello. Is your Daddy there?
Whispered Voice - Yes.
Caller - May I speak with him?
WV - No.
C - Is your Mommy there?
WV - Yes.
C - May I speak with her?
WV - No.
C - Is there another grownup there?
WV - Yes.
C - Who's that?
WV - A policeman.
C - May I speak with him?
WV - No.
C - Why not?
WV - He's busy.
C - What's he doing?
WV - Talking with Daddy, Mommy and the Paramedics.
C - (Hears helicopter noise in the background)...What's that noise?
WV - It's a helicopter.
C - What's it doing there?
WV - Bringing in the Search Team.
C - What are they searching for?!
WV - Me.........
Photo Caption Contest - jogger
Have some fun adding you own photo caption(s), if you like.
My first entry is.....Yeah, yeah, rub it in.
Here's the photo;
Be Afraid, be VERY Afraid ! lol
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Trump Says It’s a Very Scary Time for Men, Because Women Can Vote Them Out of Office
By Andy Borowitz
10:30 A.M.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Saying that “it’s terrible what’s going on right now,"
Donald J. Trump told reporters on Wednesday that “it’s a very scary time for men,
because women can vote them out of office.”
“It’s very scary right now to be a man,” Trump said. “You can do or say something that women don’t like, and suddenly millions of women will come out of the woodwork and vote against you.
I think it’s a disgrace.”
“It’s getting to the point where men are not going to be able to ridicule women at their campaign rallies without being terribly afraid that women are going to vote against them,” he said. “It’s a very scary time.”
Trump said that, if women are allowed to get away with voting men out of office, “No one will be safe.”
“I’ll tell you what’s going to happen,” Trump warned. “If it’s up to women to decide who’s in power and who’s not, men like me aren’t even going to run.”
Later in the day, Donald Trump, Jr., echoed his father’s words. “Last night, when I put my sons to bed, I had to tell them to be nice to girls,” he said. “It broke my heart.”
Andy Borowitz is the New York Times best-selling author of 'The 50 Funniest American Writers,'
and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes the Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news, for newyorker.com.
Pearls of Wisdom
This will change everything !
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Tear
Only it, can prevent forest fires AND "tastes great !"
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lol
I said "because I don't know her well enough".
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