Aliens with vaccine
*Beep beep* Human, take me to your leader
Which one? We have hundreds. All hostile to illegal aliens
We bring gifts - a cure for your virus AND a vaccine. An end to the panic!
oh right
they definitely won't talk to you. They're stoking the panic.
but your world is in turmoil! So many hysterical if someone exhales within 20 feet of them! So many refusing to admit there is a virus at all! We've come a long way to help you!
Listen, bud. You'd have to register your stuff for testing and then for registering and there's a queue. Lots of vaccines and cures in the pipeline. You want to waltz in here and jump the queue? Not going to happen.
But ours WORKS
Yeah? Every pharmaceutical company on earth will fight you every inch of the way. ESPECIALLY if it works.
Ignore them. Let the people rise up and demand their rights. We have enough vaccine for all!
Yeah, well - lots of people are, mmm, paranoid. They'd refuse a vaccine if it was developed right here on earth. So – um, sorry
You’re nuts, you know that?
yes we are. But thanks for trying.
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It's a Coronavirus - similar to the Common Cold (for which there's No Vaccine) - Sciencey folks are saying a practical & effective covid vaccine may not be Possible.
It's time to assess the Swedish Approach -
Accept reality that covid's going to move from Pandemic to Endemic - it'll be here forever or until it mutates into something benign.
Let the virus run its course through the population & establish as much Herd Immunity as possible as Quickly as possible.
Search : Covid Sweden
Scroll down to the graph timeline of new cases & compare the Swedish graph timeline to those of countries which Locked Down ... waiting for a vaccine that'll likely Never Arrive.
Not from Big Pharma - Not from Space Aliens.
Viv..I like your alien story!
Search : Covid Philippines
Compare the Philippines graph timeline to that of Sweden.
Also Viv's - The girlie
BTW, Viv - That style's been discontinued. You have a wearable collectible ...
I certainly wouldn't trust those aliens.
1)
2) If they're looking down, they must think we are a very weird lot .
2) Likely so. ...
Given your Worldview, you're apt to find this perspective on Aliens quite interesting...
True.
It's quite a lengthy presentation - It goes into the subject at some length.
But one needn't view the entire presentation in a single sitting.
As for Vaccine. Nope, It could be some gender change potion or medical experiment so I wouldn't trust them. Those eyes.
Note to self.
Don't get GG PO'd - Suspect she's the vanguard of a Alien invasion ...
More like shape-shifting Reptilian Commander
So, you were reading my profile, not photo shopped, age correct, Gentle may have to be changed to 'before CS' There are Aliens out there but I wouldn't be inclined to say that in front of the pseudo scientists ~ psychiatrists , they' stuff me with chemical lobotomy type drugs.
My oldest & dearest Friend EVER!!
From the ONE Earthling you'd Never vaporize during, say, an Alien invasion ... Right?
Gentle - Yup.
That's You, awright. No doubt 'bout it ... Whatever you say