Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store laugh laugh
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Comments (17)

How easy I am to please!
Oldie but a goodie. Those claim are easy to please may only be fooling themselves.
Jim lol...

Maybe she was just curious...wave rolling on the floor laughing
cheers Jim!

Kinda funny...cuz it's kinda true!
laugh

cowboy
Like car lots, do they have a " used husband " lot out back?
Too darn funny, true ,yet funny .thanks for the laughlaugh
@Alekdama, no wonder you are still still single! barf
Sorry, @ Akeldama40 barf
Jim,

laugh I'd heard it before, but still gets a giggle, second time round.
She was looking for a bargain .
Thank you everyone for your comments!thumbs up
It's truly funny Jim. wave

How are you dear friend. wave
Phyl,

My friend, I am freezing here! We have plenty of sun but no heat to go with it! I know Minn. is very cold!

Hoping for an early spring!
Hiya Jim wave

This is an old joke which always makes me laugh.

But...isn't it in human's nature to be curious ? If there are 10 floors to be visited why not visiting them all? You could be missing something? dunno

Let's face it...every floor is getting better and better..dancing
Hi Jim. wave good one rolling on the floor laughing
Thanks Daniela and Wen!
This is the first time i enjoyed some great post on this sitelaugh
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