Pick-UP lines for the Covid-19 era (for men & women)
What do you think about going back to my place and washing our hands together ?Do you have Covid-19 ? Why ? Because you look a lot hotter than 98.6 F
Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you extra happy to be closer than 6 feet from me ?
I'd love to be self-isolated with you for several weeks.
Hey baby, if you have the time, I've got 2-ply at my place.
Add your own, if you like.
Comments (22)
Asking him to maybe move back another foot. Thanks.
(Not my own, swiped off Hollywood Exposed
But, I'd like to give you a healthy injection all night long.
Ouch...
But the ball was not good social distancing. It was a pass around, that everyone touched to get high.
Regardless, a few laughs was my intent with this one. I'm glad it achieved it's purpose for you and some others. Thanks for voicing your appreciation. It was sweet of you to do so.
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